| 9490 |
main |
3.83 |
Aug 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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A Harmless Villain builds a machine, so the closer you are to it, the worse you look art-wise. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
Flyboy
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A man ponders artificial duck reproduction. |
| 9489 |
main |
4.09 |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
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A wizard turned you into a shark. Is this awesome? (Y/N) |
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| Sep 6, 2010 |
potatoE
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Saruman had been more testy since the arm had been amputated and this graffiti-scrawling boy with mustard on his forehead was about to find out just how quick wizards are to anger. |
| 9488 |
main |
3.43 |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The King of Trash becomes CEO of Apple. |
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| Aug 31, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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The new Windows Royal Edition kept customers away from the Apple store by spraying them with a fire extinguisher |
| 9485 |
main |
2.71 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
magicpurplecat
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Life is a purple reindeer in a field of tunafish. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
Action Snail
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Long snake visits a graveyard to visit his Babby, who dug his own grave. |
| 9484 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
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You just don't girls who aren't your own species. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.... yes, even the hippies and aliens. |
| 9482 |
main |
3.56 |
Aug 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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That doesn't give you the right to do whatever the hell I want! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
|
When Dorothy dreamt she was in Oz, she was really just experiencing a flash-sideways. |
| 9481 |
main |
3.75 |
Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Pikachu, Uncle Sam wants you! |
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| Aug 25, 2010 |
freak4all
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The pokemon charmander looked confused as the pokemon kid Ash got eaten by a shark. |
| 9480 |
main |
3.92 |
Aug 16, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Free at last from my vegetable prison!" |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
potatoE
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Nintendo, disappointed with H.R. Giger's art direction in the latest Earthworm Jim game, opted to make the Wii version more compatible with their loyal fanbase's expectations. |
| 9478 |
main |
3.69 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces; think of the tattoo removing! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
vaughnd
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The boy thought that in order to be the strongest unicorn sailor he was going to have to avoid the live razors and shaving cream in his bathroom. |
| 9475 |
main |
3.30 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
We're going into the Robotic Dragon's Apple Store! |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
This is the worst old-timey radio I've ever bought - only thing it picks up is circus music. |
| 9474 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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A businessman on his way to work wants to avoid giving money to a smelly bum. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
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As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9464 |
main |
3.25 |
Jul 30, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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It wasn't until liftoff that I had second thoughts about the stability of our homemade rocket ship. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Obese Mickey Mouse likes the unholy idea of playing leap-frog with Jesus. |
| 9463 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
M&MS FOR DINER! |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The military general cackled maniacally as his secret weapon, an evil ear of corn, grew from the ground. He also ate a cookie in celebration as he watched the corn from atop a small mountain. |
| 9461 |
main |
4.05 |
Jul 27, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Guns don't kill people. Wait... yeah they do. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The little boy wondered why Michael Jackson shot him, while Michael Jackson raised his gun victoriously. |
| 9459 |
main |
3.37 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Hey, just because I have a cool space cannon now doesn't mean my mansion is up for grabs! |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
pleiotropy
|
The Karate Kid was NOT happy about being committed... until he found out that the building was made of his favorite food! |
| 9458 |
main |
4.20 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
In the darkness of chamber twelve, a red light glowed. |
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| Aug 3, 2010 |
lizard
|
In his partying days, Count Dracula would chug the blood of his victims through a beer bong. |
| 9456 |
main |
4.00 |
Jul 23, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
After a falling out with They Might Be Giants, Particle Man ended up working as a test subject in the Large Hadron Collider. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
lizard
|
In the late afternoon the bomb fell from the sky, creaming at the target as it carried red Prada shoes. |
| 9455 |
main |
3.92 |
Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Excuse me, but isn't the Riddler's origin that he fell into a vat of riddles? |
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| Aug 2, 2010 |
spideydude
|
You got the Ganondorf Voodoo Doll! Your face is beaming! Set it to the X or Y button to put a pin in his crotch. |