| 9455 |
main |
3.92 |
Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Excuse me, but isn't the Riddler's origin that he fell into a vat of riddles? |
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| Aug 2, 2010 |
spideydude
|
You got the Ganondorf Voodoo Doll! Your face is beaming! Set it to the X or Y button to put a pin in his crotch. |
| 9449 |
main |
4.17 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Martin's wife was infuriated with him - in his drunken confusion he had fired the priest and hired the Boy Wonder to perform the ceremony using a large parasol. |
| 9437 |
main |
3.40 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I don't believe it! BABY ALIVE IS ACTUALLY EATING HER BABY FOOD! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Religious Robert kneeled in worship, bearing a gift of Swiss cheese before the baby dragon god. The baby dragon puked all over him in disgust |
| 9398 |
main |
3.23 |
May 21, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Talk to the wing, clumsy mother. |
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| Jun 3, 2010 |
Isto
|
Pot-smoking Decapitated Chicken Head yells at something (perhaps her still-active body?). |
| 9367 |
main |
3.36 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
|
Oaths sworn...loyalties tested...forces collide. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
ninjacow
|
WALL-E descended upon the umbrella-wielding clones to defend the King of Spain. |
| 9350 |
main |
4.05 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Labor Day's always busy down in the Maternity Ward. |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"All these immigrants are turning our women into cyclops!" screamed the American soldier as he launched multiple nuclear warheads at the happy Swiss hopsital. |
| 9342 |
main |
4.00 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Obama can go stimulate his package for all i care. |
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| Apr 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
At the inn... "You know, husband, evolution leads to the government which leads to clumsy waiters." "No it doesn't, my husband!" |
| 9313 |
main |
3.74 |
Mar 2, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Jamaica Joe was surprised to see his computer turned into a robot after he got home walking his pet dinosaur. |
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| Mar 22, 2010 |
antonym
|
A black woman with half a shirt decides to take her pet velociraptor to the art museum. |
| 9262 |
main |
4.43 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
H2td
|
You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy! |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
|
"I gotta call Batman," thought Commissioner Gordon. "The Smoker is back in Gotham!" But when he accidentally dialed the wrong number, he slammed the phone down in disgust. |
| 9214 |
main |
4.38 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
HE HAS DOLPHINS! NUKE HIM NOW! |
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| Feb 5, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Obscure Che Guevara Fact #47: During guerrilla combat in Bolivia, Che fought by using a dolphin as a truncheon; Obscure Fact #48: His left arm was triple-jointed. |
| 9177 |
main |
3.73 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Catch that fridge!!! |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
DrRob
|
Only by traveling through the illuminated scarecrow can the money baby of the forest become magic. |
| 9160 |
main |
3.00 |
Jan 17, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Ian bought himself a TARDIS on eBay - sadly, it turned out it stood for Time and Relative Dimensions in Spain. |
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| Jan 23, 2010 |
bellaire
|
Fred Flintstone swiftly absconded with a wheelbarrow full of cash, while the KFC employee angrily shook his fist in the air after him. |
| 9150 |
main |
4.00 |
Jan 16, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
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The boy did not realize he had been turned into a pie, until they started to put him in the oven! |
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| Jan 24, 2010 |
Grue
|
Cheesehead is playing against a team of three midgets in the final of World Tennis Championship 20XX in Dubai. |
| 9137 |
main |
3.88 |
Jan 10, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
|
I fell asleep eating a donut. When I awoke, I was blind. |
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| Jan 15, 2010 |
theHominid
|
I wish I hadn't let Afro Baby chew on this while sleeping, thought Afro Mom as she lay in bed with her broken wedding ring. |
| 9133 |
main |
3.50 |
Jan 9, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
|
This giant mysterious credit card comes with free crotch enhancing device! Sweet! |
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| Jan 17, 2010 |
wamwam
|
Donny and Marie tried to stop tissue-man from sending the baby to pre-school by mail. |
| 9119 |
main |
4.00 |
Jan 3, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
La la la, I'm a talking barrel! |
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| Jan 10, 2010 |
Cabalaria
|
Two baby alien cylinders play near a cactus while their alien cylinder mom is drunk. |
| 9105 |
main |
3.61 |
Dec 27, 2009 |
Loogy Head
|
Why do aliens only go for the stupid in society and whats their fascination with asses? |
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| Dec 30, 2009 |
Julia
|
Mary tried her best to explain the immaculate conception and the virgin birth, but her husband Cthulhu didn't believe it. He was the strongest god after all. |
| 9101 |
main |
4.24 |
Dec 26, 2009 |
musicality
|
Halloween in Jupiter is extremely strange. |
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| Jan 4, 2010 |
Julia
|
Ren and Stimpy learned the danger of summoning the fire-baby-demon. |
| 9056 |
main |
3.35 |
Nov 30, 2009 |
IanBA
|
Triplets born, the throne awaits, a seer warns of a deadly fate, give up your children, separate, bide your time, lie in wait.... |
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| Dec 5, 2009 |
SAoctopus
|
Picking a partner for the Halloween Spotlight Dance was a hard decision for the witch to make, but the levitating pirate seems like a logical choice. |
| 9053 |
main |
3.88 |
Nov 29, 2009 |
IanBA
|
Female workers at the Iowa Beef Packers slaughterhouse reported solicitations for sexual favors, harassment, and the use of animal parts in a sexual manner. |
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| Dec 6, 2009 |
Kanji_usagi
|
Don't feed the gremlin after midnight. But more importantly, don't give the gremlin beer after midnight while he babysits your child in a grocery shopping cart. |