| 9487 |
main |
3.72 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Walking back from your house, walking on the moon. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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After watching Earth get blown to pieces from his vantage point on the Moon, Todd felt it was necessary to perform a very appropriate moonwalk. |
| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
|
It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
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| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
|
"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9457 |
main |
2.87 |
Jul 23, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Just imagine if the Nazis has one WW2 - Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson would star in "Night at the Fuhrermuseum". |
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| Aug 5, 2010 |
spideydude
|
The moldy film reel showed the old silent film "Charlie Chaplin and the Demon Children". |
| 9406 |
main |
4.20 |
May 26, 2010 |
savethemooses
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...and that's how I solved the case of the missing detectives. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
aintnobody
|
Evil blue men are becoming a rampant problem; strangely, not only do they kill random citizens, but they also stab bananas in the back. |
| 9401 |
main |
3.91 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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Michael Haneke's graphically violent remake of 'The Wizard of Oz' did not go down well with the crowd at the Cannes film festival. |
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| May 31, 2010 |
lizard
|
"Cut! Cut! Cut!" Yelled the director of Wizard of Oz when the Scarecrow was about to murder the Tin Man. |
| 9389 |
main |
3.12 |
May 19, 2010 |
Vethica
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I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog! |
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| May 25, 2010 |
buttons
|
The Chihuahua King pales in comparison to The Lion King. |
| 9388 |
main |
3.70 |
May 16, 2010 |
*M* Andore
|
In the new edition of Ovid's The Metamorphoses,
Narcissus becomes obsessed with his image after drawing himself for The Sentence Game. |
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| May 23, 2010 |
freak4all
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With his wife heading off to France, Earl feared she was leaving him to marry a mime. |
| 9382 |
main |
4.00 |
May 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Pay phones are now considered endangered species. |
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| May 21, 2010 |
freak4all
|
As the blue-skinned mugger held a pistol to Alfred's head, Alfred looked back in regret at his life's events that led up to this point: Getting baptized, joining the circus, getting in fist fights, marrying a green slug alien, thus confronting the blue mu |
| 9381 |
main |
3.12 |
May 9, 2010 |
*M* Andore
|
You think this is the real Quaid? It is! |
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| May 15, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Trendy apple trees go to bars and smoke joints made out of people. |
| 9369 |
main |
2.84 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
|
How does one say, "I play the sentence game" in Spanish? |
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| May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
|
Blueberry toast does not like it when the masked gorilla steals their handicapped parking signs! |
| 9353 |
main |
3.61 |
Apr 11, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. |
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| Apr 20, 2010 |
theHominid
|
After the battle, Batman teamed up with a member of Mordor's national football team. |
| 9351 |
main |
3.45 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Things took a turn for the worse on Sesame Street after Mr. Johnson died from a massive Groverdose. |
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| Apr 15, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Every notable Sesame Street character, each in their own boxes, but Burt stole the 'R' key. |
| 9341 |
main |
3.21 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Frankly my dear, I don't give a ___________. |
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| Apr 3, 2010 |
Chwoka
|
I don't like the circus. It's a confusing mess where green is a primary color. |
| 9335 |
main |
4.27 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Quebec was almost made fun of by the other provinces. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Quebec steps out of the wardrobe in the gayest outfit it could find. |
| 9331 |
main |
3.30 |
Mar 23, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! |
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| Apr 5, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Lenny Leonard beats the orange haired clown at his own game: Juggling spheres and sharp pointy objects. |
| 9327 |
main |
4.00 |
Mar 18, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Why Mr. Clean is bald. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
ninjacow
|
Bald Harold could not wrap his head around the concept of a man marrying a boomerang. |
| 9309 |
main |
3.93 |
Mar 1, 2010 |
IanBA
|
"Tonight, on a very special Fraggle Rock...." |
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| Mar 13, 2010 |
freak4all
|
"Gimme back my blue hat or I'll cut all your hair off!" Yelled naked Elmo at naked Ernie at the nudist colony. |
| 9304 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. |
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| Mar 5, 2010 |
Ivy061
|
Frogger is more of a pervert than a asian pimp. |
| 9296 |
main |
3.44 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
IanBA
|
It's okay to be gay. |
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| Mar 1, 2010 |
lizard
|
Arch Bishop hates rainbows. This really puts purple-haired Waldo and Ness down in the dumps. |