The TSG Searchamajiggy!
| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 613 | |||||
| 9522 | main | 4.56 | Aug 31, 2010 | notasoda |
The man in the yellow hat was quite disturbed when he realized just how curious George was. |  |
| Sep 4, 2010 | pyridine |
Quite a popular monkey enjoys a smell coming from the girl's bathroom. | ||||
| 9444 | main | 3.90 | Jul 6, 2010 | SneakyRobot |
Your mommas so fat, she weighs herself on the richter scale! |  |
| Jul 28, 2010 | LashaC |
Not even the golden boys could compete with farmer brown's pumpkins. | ||||
| 9410 | main | 3.50 | Jun 7, 2010 | IanBA |
What's the difference between Obama and Simba? |  |
| Jun 10, 2010 | Zombeatz |
The safari-man's pet lion had already killed a rhino but killing Bowser was one step too far! | ||||
| 9397 | main | 3.67 | May 21, 2010 | IanBA |
Two peanuts were walking through London, and one was assaulted... PEANUT! |  |
| Jun 1, 2010 | keenan_investig |
"You can't strangle a peanut, foolish peon!" cries the aristocratic peanut, cracking his nutty nemesis over the head with his cane. | ||||
| 9395 | main | 3.90 | May 20, 2010 | Vethica |
In my dream I am the star. It's me. |  |
| Jun 8, 2010 | allaboutsoul |
While eating dinner, the white football player thinks about his long-lost love, a black stripper. | ||||
| 9393 | main | 3.17 | May 20, 2010 | Vethica |
And there he goes. The big man... HASS the rock. |  |
| May 25, 2010 | ShampooHippo |
By day, Stickman Jack was an all-star baskeball player, by night... he was the SQUATTING ALGEBRAIST! Reliever of radicals, foster parent of factorials, and friend to all numerically-inclined terms hey just might happen across! | ||||
| 9383 | main | 3.41 | May 11, 2010 | pinballwizard |
Why does it want me to start a new game?? I don't have any ideas left! Why won't you leave me alone! Let me out of here! Let someone else do it for a change. HELP ME!! |  |
| May 20, 2010 | ninjacow |
The caveman returned the missing puzzle piece, but, to my dismay, immediately stole a new one. | ||||
| 9345 | main | 3.75 | Mar 28, 2010 | freak4all |
Draw nothing and see what happens. |  |
| Apr 9, 2010 | Olle |
On his visit to the art museum, the big-nosed Spaniard was shocked to realize that a sniper was targeting blank paintings. | ||||
| 9316 | main | 4.17 | Mar 6, 2010 | IanBA |
Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |  |
| Mar 12, 2010 | RedLicorice |
"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. | ||||
| 9298 | main | 4.48 | Feb 22, 2010 | SwEeTiNsAnItY |
Working out on the Stairmaster at the gym is no fun, but think of how good it'll make my butt look in these jeans! |  |
| Mar 1, 2010 | coffee demon |
"When you've got a butt this big, the only way you're going to make the streets wide enough is if you knit them yourself!" | ||||
| 9291 | main | 4.00 | Feb 19, 2010 | pinballwizard |
Texas was bigger and would bully all the other states. Until Alaska showed up and started picking on Texas. |  |
| Feb 22, 2010 | SwEeTiNsAnItY |
Apparently, having sex "doggy-style" and returning lost wallets to their respective owners are not customs older fathers like to pass down to their daughters; except the hippies, who firmly believe all's fair in love and war. | ||||
| 9277 | main | 3.57 | Feb 15, 2010 | IanBA |
The day Indonesia invades Poland will be the most confusing war ever. |  |
| Feb 19, 2010 | Atles |
In Soviet Russia, Obama votes for you. | ||||
| 9274 | main | 3.53 | Feb 14, 2010 | IanBA |
The meat packing industry decides to boost PR by putting a slaughterhouse in the next season of Sesame Street. |  |
| Feb 16, 2010 | jmomsu |
"If you don't pick up these bloody jalapenos right now, I'm going to cut of your head," Jack chortled, but Chef Mime just threw more money into the bag. | ||||
| 9262 | main | 4.43 | Feb 12, 2010 | H2td |
You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy! |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | jmomsu |
"I gotta call Batman," thought Commissioner Gordon. "The Smoker is back in Gotham!" But when he accidentally dialed the wrong number, he slammed the phone down in disgust. | ||||
| 9259 | main | 3.15 | Feb 12, 2010 | IanBA |
Call of Duty is an American game made for Americans. Go play Crash Bandicoot, mate. |  |
| Feb 16, 2010 | Phinigin |
Having a threesome anywhere in the world except for Australia makes the 2-Faced-Peacock-Cyclops big money. | ||||
| 9256 | main | 3.33 | Feb 11, 2010 | freak4all |
Exterminate!! Exterminate!!!! |  |
| Feb 14, 2010 | Katt |
Big metal robot smashes, severs and kills a cancer inducing cigarette in the middle of a forest while death star watches!!! | ||||
| 9199 | main | 4.72 | Jan 28, 2010 | theHominid |
'Tis the final battle in the epic war between the shiftkey and the spacebar. |  |
| Feb 1, 2010 | ajlposh |
The spacebars slaughtered all the other keys | ||||
| 9179 | main | 3.44 | Jan 24, 2010 | theHominid |
2443 Tomeileen (A906 BJ) is a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on January 24, 1906 by M. Wolf at Heidelberg. |  |
| Jan 26, 2010 | Mjollnir |
Looking through her telescope little green-skinned Wendy finally got proof for her theory of planet-eating-giant-bananas from outer space. | ||||
| 9146 | main | 4.45 | Jan 11, 2010 | wamwam |
I was a marine. A, uh, warrior... of the Jarhead clan. |  |
| Jan 20, 2010 | CyanideNow |
Xavier loved roller coasters more than anything else in the word...except for camouflage-print capes, which make him invisible (how sweet is that?) | ||||
| 9144 | main | 3.78 | Jan 11, 2010 | CowsAreCool |
That is one big tree! |  |
| Jan 14, 2010 | CyanideNow |
A two-story house is nice, but not nearly as grand as stacking houses on top of one another until they form a tower taller than a forest of redwoods. | ||||