| 9444 |
main |
3.90 |
Jul 6, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Your mommas so fat, she weighs herself on the richter scale! |
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| Jul 28, 2010 |
LashaC
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Not even the golden boys could compete with farmer brown's pumpkins. |
| 9426 |
main |
3.34 |
Jun 25, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Mikhail Gorbachev's birth mark on his head has a mind of its own. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Edna is about to snap from all the interruptions of her eating. |
| 9406 |
main |
4.20 |
May 26, 2010 |
savethemooses
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...and that's how I solved the case of the missing detectives. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
aintnobody
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Evil blue men are becoming a rampant problem; strangely, not only do they kill random citizens, but they also stab bananas in the back. |
| 9377 |
main |
4.00 |
May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
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Though time and trouble pass me by... |
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| May 17, 2010 |
flailingwings
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Due to recent budget cuts in Egypt, the pyramids were deconstructed to reveal that King Tut was not actually dead; but rather he has been sleeping quite soundly on an ugly brown couch for all these years. |
| 9375 |
main |
3.46 |
May 1, 2010 |
freak4all
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Various tortures they gave me when I went to school... yes they made me wear a funny hat, I had to wear a clown uniform... with no pants. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
lizard
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The posh British girl contemplated binge drinking. |
| 9362 |
main |
3.62 |
Apr 20, 2010 |
theHominid
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Scott Brown's magic pickup truck destroyed the internet! |
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| May 3, 2010 |
ChetBaker
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The aged banker laughed maniacally from behind his desk as another victim got sucked through the vacuum in the roof. |
| 9283 |
main |
3.75 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
rubyduby
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Your friend is so shiny. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Ringo
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In response to the question of who was his favorite guitarist, the PC Lover exclaimed "The Flash!" |
| 9232 |
main |
3.92 |
Feb 5, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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An owlbear’s coat ranges in color from brown-black to yellowish brown; its beak is a dull ivory color. A full-grown male can stand as tall as 8 feet and weigh up to 1,500 pounds. |
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| Feb 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Muscular owl makes it's painted blue ninja puppets sing. |
| 9218 |
main |
4.33 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Well, fine. I don't want to play an instrument anyway. I can ride motorcycles and punch things. |
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| Feb 6, 2010 |
fishboy5
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Arizona, Florida, and Colorado forbid bike-riding skeletons from playing the violin. |
| 9184 |
main |
4.27 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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What Would Nixon Do? |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
theHominid
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Ivan was broken-hearted, as he felt that wearing a superangry TSG face shirt was a symbol of betraying his gay lover, Paul. |
| 9170 |
main |
3.95 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Fish aren't animals. They're reptiles. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
DrRob
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The best way to segregate gold fish is with angry songs. |
| 9116 |
main |
4.12 |
Dec 29, 2009 |
IanBA
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Oil spurts, corn rises, and pigs multiply as the pale men settled their disputes with a spitting contest. |
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| Jan 7, 2010 |
CyanideNow
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Billy used his computer to access and internet fortune teller, who told him that he would soon meet the Flower of Texas, a pretty young dancer who smells like a bucket of feces. This made him vomit. |
| 9049 |
main |
4.28 |
Nov 26, 2009 |
theHominid
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Creationist Rhino wants breakfast. |
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| Dec 5, 2009 |
Julia
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Tito Jackson sings of a world with no oatmeal. |
| 9030 |
main |
3.87 |
Nov 9, 2009 |
Tymaporer
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Jar Jar, you're a genius! |
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| Nov 18, 2009 |
pinballwizard
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Doc Brown tries hard to teach physics to mountain goats, yet they continue to eat the pages of the textbooks. |
| 9017 |
main |
4.00 |
Oct 29, 2009 |
pinballwizard
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I found a dachshund making his own hotdog with Italian sausage. |
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| Nov 8, 2009 |
Kanji_usagi
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Babar and the Sentence Game Toilet stomped across the globe. in the next panel, they encountered some superheros and a red tree. |
| 9016 |
main |
4.19 |
Oct 29, 2009 |
meowmix
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. |
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| Nov 8, 2009 |
fishboy5
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I tried to explain to the Cow-Man that when shrimp turns brown, it is rotten and only suitable for polishing golf clubs. But Cow-Man said "No talking in cartoon balloons!" |
| 9013 |
main |
4.33 |
Oct 27, 2009 |
*M* YoHB
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The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death. |
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| Nov 2, 2009 |
burusama
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Luke had no choice but to hide when his father's mask exploded into Pikachu, Tinker Bell, Donald Duck, and Charlie Brown. |
| 9008 |
main |
4.40 |
Oct 21, 2009 |
pinballwizard
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There once was a man from France, who had balls of fine brass, on a stormy weather, they clang together, and sparks flew out his ass |
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| Nov 7, 2009 |
RedLicorice
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The green giraffe told me about his day with french villain Charlie Brown. |
| 8987 |
main |
3.17 |
Sep 27, 2009 |
Reecer6
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Chell has gotten into GLaDOS's... "personal" room. UUUUGGHHH! TOO MUCH ROBOBUNNY! |
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| Oct 27, 2009 |
sentencegame12
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A cheerleader with communist uniform practices in front of a web cam, while a rabbit with Charlie Brown's sweater hops on by... |
| 8964 |
main |
3.94 |
Sep 11, 2009 |
cyber95
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Armadillo! Armadillo! The cheese from Zimbabwe has lugubriously flattened my popcorn! |
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| Sep 21, 2009 |
neatfeat
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Billy tried to raise a demon by performing the blood-cheese ritual, but only managed to raise a turtle. |