The TSG Searchamajiggy!
| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 302 | |||||
| 9446 | main | 4.11 | Jul 13, 2010 | Reecer6 |
I'm the captain of the gravy train! |  |
| Jul 22, 2010 | Frozzle |
Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. | ||||
| 9299 | main | 3.36 | Feb 22, 2010 | SwEeTiNsAnItY |
Doctor Spork is the LAST person you want to ask about your.. erm... condition... |  |
| Feb 28, 2010 | jmomsu |
Spock hated the new French crewmember's moustache so much that he stabbed him in the shower. | ||||
| 9254 | main | 3.54 | Feb 11, 2010 | Steniia |
"Yarr, we be dock blocked!" yelled the pirate to his first mate as the speed boat zoomed past them and into port. |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | jmomsu |
Here is the Sun's favorite pickup line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did a dog surving on a UFO break your fall? | ||||
| 9247 | main | 3.80 | Feb 9, 2010 | Steniia |
"Don't stop the music!" shouted Captain Picard to figures on the holodeck, "This is my song!". |  |
| Feb 12, 2010 | Dr Solomonoff |
"Money?! I dont have any money, It's the 23rd century!" Shouted captain Kirk at the bar maid. "Do you take mastercard?" | ||||
| 9234 | main | 4.45 | Feb 5, 2010 | Reecer6 |
A man can do anything if he screams loud enough! |  |
| Feb 7, 2010 | freak4all |
Green trekkies don't like getting cut into salami sized pieces by floating scissors. | ||||
| 9209 | main | 3.60 | Jan 30, 2010 | Mjollnir |
Redshirt John Parker was very proud that Captain Kirk chose him for exploring the mysterious new planet along with Mr. Spock and Dr.McCoy. |  |
| Feb 8, 2010 | I am a banana |
Spork approving criminal-mastermind with a full disregard for explosive weapons. | ||||
| 9195 | main | 4.10 | Jan 27, 2010 | *M* elzaban |
By the powers of Greyskull combined, I am Captain Planet! |  |
| Jan 30, 2010 | wamwam |
Because Atlas was naked, it was hard to carry the Earth. Cyclopeses find it easy to carry the Earth because they have clothing. | ||||
| 9026 | main | 3.88 | Nov 8, 2009 | LesPaul70 |
Iraqi head seeks arms. |  |
| Nov 17, 2009 | keenan_investig |
The heroic Captain Sock lopped off the head of the dastardly pirate in one fell swoop. | ||||
| 9024 | main | 3.38 | Nov 8, 2009 | Reecer6 |
Nobody had a sink tap on person, even though I swear Joe took it 30 seconds ago. |  |
| Nov 20, 2009 | weirdpoopoobaby |
Cap'n Peg-leg Planet! It's potty time! | ||||
| 8982 | main | 3.76 | Sep 23, 2009 | cyber95 |
All hands on deck! The Cotton Candy Pirates are invading! |  |
| Oct 5, 2009 | GrayGriffin |
If the armless purple man had arms, he'd use them to poke Captain Octopus. | ||||
| 8921 | main | 3.82 | Aug 13, 2009 | bjornfeuer |
It was time once again. The old man squinted as he braced himself for the storm. The lemonade in his hand spilled. In the distance a dog barked. |  |
| Aug 29, 2009 | ALXXMaXX |
Doug Funnie, upset over the loss of his deformed dog Porkchop, tries to drown his troubles in drain cleaner, clearly marked with "XX", which means "Drain Cleaner" in Elbonian. | ||||
| 8871 | main | 3.72 | Jun 30, 2009 | webbwbb |
"I'll get you one day!" screamed pirateosaurus, although deep down he knew that behind the heavily armed citadel resided his estranged dad, Kingosaurus. |  |
| Jul 4, 2009 | Eskoo |
"I was a pirate once, honey. Even then i didn't have a moustache like yours. You REALLY should shave it", said the dino to his girlfriend. | ||||
| 8861 | main | 3.00 | Jun 22, 2009 | rebur |
The Boatjacking of Supership 79 |  |
| Jun 28, 2009 | brant |
"I'll get you one day!" screamed pirateosaurus, although deep down he knew that behind the heavily armed citadel resided his estranged dad, Kingosaurus. | ||||
| 8799 | main | 3.30 | Apr 30, 2009 | rubyduby |
I will go insane and I will take you with me! |  |
| May 6, 2009 | natezwerg |
Ouch! Lightning hurts! Hey, I imagine everyone is going to be very confused when they see my nine heads raining down on them! | ||||
| 8684 | main | 3.66 | Mar 23, 2009 | wamwam |
Luke Skywalker can kick Captain Kirk's ass, but Kirk gets all the women and Luke is still a virgin. |  |
| Mar 28, 2009 | *M* birq |
Luke and his festive holiday decoration wife had no interest in the potbelly stove salesman. | ||||
| 8675 | main | 2.95 | Mar 22, 2009 | wamwam |
Luke Skywalker can kick Captain Kirk's ass, but Kirk gets all the women and Luke is still a virgin. |  |
| Mar 22, 2009 | Aussie-Evil |
I built a road to the castle out of butter. | ||||
| 8636 | main | 3.05 | Mar 15, 2009 | Aussie-Evil |
To barrel roll, press "Z" or "R" twice! |  |
| Mar 21, 2009 | PaxilPoopSmells |
Cowboy TV plays Star Wars on a butterfly computer because all his old ones are in the garbage! | ||||
| 8617 | main | 3.59 | Mar 9, 2009 | Sparky LD |
In the name of vengeance, I wear my mother's skull and wield her femur against her killers! |  |
| Mar 14, 2009 | *M* birq |
If you know what's good for you, do not try to burgle Cap'n Skeletor's house. | ||||
| 8485 | main | 3.67 | Dec 12, 2008 | Tymaporer |
Ahab’s crazy. Let’s “overthrow” him. |  |
| Dec 24, 2008 | kamitwi |
WWF Special Edition! Watch Hydro-Power Robot and Captain Crunch take on Demon Cow and Smiley the Whale at the Top of the Earth Arena! Reserve your tickets now! | ||||
| 8445 | main | 4.00 | Nov 26, 2008 | Martham112 |
Captain Punctuation-for-a-face strikes again! |  |
| Dec 2, 2008 | feminition |
Brownbeard the pirate always loved his chests full of money. He loved them so much, he'd sail on them, his peg leg stuck firmly in the chest. He'd defend himself from sharks with his detachable hook. Ah, that was the life. | ||||