| 9460 |
main |
3.53 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Disappearing through a portal to the distant future is a very odd definition of "luck". |
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| Aug 1, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Look around you - just look around you; have you worked out what we're looking for? Correct, the answer is: Maths." |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9432 |
main |
3.21 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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...and that's how I got a nazi clown fetish. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
Annabun
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Phillip still couldn't understand why dogs shouldn't drink moonshine. |
| 9405 |
main |
3.40 |
May 25, 2010 |
savethemooses
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The Sandwich Museum is where culture meets deliciousness. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
Kevlar
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The boombox angel, protector of the stars, couldn't decide whether to swallow the blue pill or the red pill... |
| 9388 |
main |
3.70 |
May 16, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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In the new edition of Ovid's The Metamorphoses,
Narcissus becomes obsessed with his image after drawing himself for The Sentence Game. |
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| May 23, 2010 |
freak4all
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With his wife heading off to France, Earl feared she was leaving him to marry a mime. |
| 9325 |
main |
3.44 |
Mar 16, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Sorry, I couldn't tell if you were eating yogurt or lighting a crack pipe. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
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Luigi uses bubblegum and evolves into Clipart Brad Pitt! Now, Brad, why are you sticking a flashlight into Mario's anal cavity? |
| 9308 |
main |
3.89 |
Mar 1, 2010 |
IanBA
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Yosemite Sam decides to end it all. |
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| Mar 10, 2010 |
spideydude
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Frustrated that he couldn't 'change the channel' on the magic mirror, the redneck just shattered it with a bullet. |
| 9279 |
main |
3.82 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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The snail family made a fatal mistake when they visited the Great Salt Lake. |
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| Feb 20, 2010 |
cathleen
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Even the super-hero snail couldn't overcome his ingestion of the poison. |
| 9264 |
main |
3.66 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
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Come and eat some lemon pizza |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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Jason couldn't think of anything but pizza, although the thought of asking the new evil grinnig chef made him sweat. |
| 9204 |
main |
4.23 |
Jan 29, 2010 |
theHominid
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You are the absolute breadfruit of my cytoplasm. |
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| Jan 30, 2010 |
ajlposh
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Oh my God! I'm looking at starts through a microscope |
| 9188 |
main |
3.53 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
xezton
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"Kid," said Han Solo as he slapped his ass, "You're in a whole new galaxy!" |
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| Jan 29, 2010 |
Nicol3
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After accidentally time warping through the 5th dimension, translucent man-kini man found himself superimposed on an imprint of his former self. He couldn't help but smile. |
| 9176 |
main |
4.61 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
freak4all
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Austria recieved his pay Czech, got Hungary, slipped in Greece and ate Turkey |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
avignale2
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France and Germany are excited to see poland throw up. |
| 9087 |
main |
3.27 |
Dec 17, 2009 |
IanBA
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I'm going to fill your hoo-ha with goof juice! |
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| Jan 2, 2010 |
Martham112
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The celestial party had become a complete failure, thought the man on the tiny moon. |
| 9033 |
main |
4.28 |
Nov 10, 2009 |
lizard
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No matter how hard the other European countries tried, they couldn't get Switzerland to join the EU |
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| Nov 16, 2009 |
wamwam
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The panel of food voted down the amendment, causing the cheese to curse in emoticons. |
| 8963 |
main |
4.04 |
Sep 11, 2009 |
*M* YoHB
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She's got legs, and she knows how to use them. |
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| Sep 22, 2009 |
CowsAreCool
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Suzy so happy that her plan worked. The parking meter ate her lover. |
| 8867 |
main |
3.73 |
Jun 25, 2009 |
HuskyChuck1985
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My word of the day calendar comes in very handy... now i just need an excuse to use the word "cocophony" sometime. |
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| Jul 13, 2009 |
SneakyRobot
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The Jewish masses adored Bighair McGreenclothes & gave him tons of money, but darned if he could figure out why. |
| 8860 |
main |
3.30 |
Jun 19, 2009 |
rebur
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I think Mario and Luigi are spending a little too much time together. |
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| Jun 28, 2009 |
ajlposh
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The pumpkinhead with the poison didn't know why the orange box was talking about a boz of matches and the sun. |
| 8826 |
main |
4.00 |
May 27, 2009 |
HuskyChuck1985
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Today is the first day of the rest of my life! |
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| May 30, 2009 |
SneakyRobot
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"Oh no!!!!!!", cried Sideshow Mel, "The Statue of Liberty has become morose!" |
| 8819 |
main |
3.97 |
May 21, 2009 |
foxyGus
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I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder. |
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| May 28, 2009 |
rubyduby
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PM radio says ipod's are greater than records, so Let's Go Break Some RECORDS!! whooo!! |
| 8800 |
main |
4.00 |
May 1, 2009 |
rubyduby
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I tried to walk into Target but I missed. |
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| May 15, 2009 |
natezwerg
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Without missing a beat, Luke Perry, insulted by his dance partner's sloppy attire and lack of style, smoothly sends her flying into the closed door nearby. |