| 9488 |
main |
3.43 |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The King of Trash becomes CEO of Apple. |
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| Aug 31, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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The new Windows Royal Edition kept customers away from the Apple store by spraying them with a fire extinguisher |
| 9484 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
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You just don't girls who aren't your own species. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.... yes, even the hippies and aliens. |
| 9475 |
main |
3.30 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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We're going into the Robotic Dragon's Apple Store! |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
This is the worst old-timey radio I've ever bought - only thing it picks up is circus music. |
| 9474 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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A businessman on his way to work wants to avoid giving money to a smelly bum. |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
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As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9467 |
main |
3.72 |
Aug 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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One day, a mad scientist was on TV Tropes... |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Mad scientists in films have gotten very poor at scheming in recent years - the newest film involves a plot to destroy Facebook, and includes a talking CGI Erlenmeyer flask. |
| 9458 |
main |
4.20 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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In the darkness of chamber twelve, a red light glowed. |
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| Aug 3, 2010 |
lizard
|
In his partying days, Count Dracula would chug the blood of his victims through a beer bong. |
| 9446 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I'm the captain of the gravy train! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. |
| 9425 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 24, 2010 |
Martham112
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Happy Celebration of the Senses Day, International Fairy Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National Hand Shake Day & National Pralines Day |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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"Mmm, yes, Mwahahaha!" said Dracula, "Kicking his dog is the perfect plan to bring Butterfly Man to the dark side!" |
| 9418 |
main |
3.77 |
Jun 9, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Hula Jesus vs Ninja Beavers!
Lets see which one has the strongest lasting power by the end of this game. |
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| Jun 27, 2010 |
KingPixelmouth
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The black, island dweller's summoning of dancing figures made Martial Arts Beaver justifiably curious. |
| 9417 |
main |
3.81 |
Jun 9, 2010 |
aintnobody
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In today's breaking news, the ice cream truck driver was tragically assassinated. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
Snowglobe
|
When dead people desire ice cream, Gary Busey runs them over with an ice cream truck. |
| 9412 |
main |
3.37 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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A penguin begins flying in order to catch a train north to sao paolo. |
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| Jun 22, 2010 |
destinknee
|
Packing marine animals for a holiday is what makes Disco Cacti much cooler than you. |
| 9411 |
main |
3.75 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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The television begins telling my sister its life. I pray for her safety. |
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| Jun 17, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Obama grabbed himself angrily when he saw the geriatric superman with his pet ostrich |
| 9407 |
main |
2.45 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Sell girl, eat bike, screw pizza. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
Kevlar
|
Googly-eyed Steve tries to stab the Moon banana, but his pointy red hat does him no good. |
| 9403 |
main |
3.30 |
May 24, 2010 |
Vethica
|
These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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three holiday men contemplate a ganja tree. there is a bonfire. |
| 9393 |
main |
3.17 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
|
And there he goes. The big man... HASS the rock. |
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| May 25, 2010 |
ShampooHippo
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By day, Stickman Jack was an all-star baskeball player, by night... he was the SQUATTING ALGEBRAIST! Reliever of radicals, foster parent of factorials, and friend to all numerically-inclined terms hey just might happen across! |
| 9391 |
main |
3.02 |
May 19, 2010 |
lizard
|
Save the princess! But you must do it with only a paper clip, a stick of gum, and a tin can. |
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| May 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Because the magician's name was Gilligan, he practiced at his own island. |
| 9390 |
main |
3.88 |
May 19, 2010 |
Vethica
|
Today I put... JELLY on this hot god. |
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| May 23, 2010 |
theHominid
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In Soviet Forcedmemeland, dinosaur drives YOU extinct. |
| 9388 |
main |
3.70 |
May 16, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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In the new edition of Ovid's The Metamorphoses,
Narcissus becomes obsessed with his image after drawing himself for The Sentence Game. |
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| May 23, 2010 |
freak4all
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With his wife heading off to France, Earl feared she was leaving him to marry a mime. |
| 9368 |
main |
3.76 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
|
While sipping hot cocoa, Eragon and Borat plotted to take over the Middle East. |
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| May 8, 2010 |
ALXXMaXX
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Ok, how about this, then? You, me, and the Computer Kid explode the earth, reassemble the pieces into a cow, and sell it to the Intergalactic Chef for a jillion smackaroos? Whaddaya thank, Scissors? What? No? |