| 9484 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
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You just don't girls who aren't your own species. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.... yes, even the hippies and aliens. |
| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
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| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
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"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9469 |
main |
2.52 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
IanBA
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You might see me walking a dead rotweiller dog with it's head chopped off. |
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| Aug 16, 2010 |
jenettr
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A man stands, wondering which way to go to get to the garden, while the dog is distracted by something to his left. |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
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As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9428 |
main |
3.00 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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Woody is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is very painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows the whole thing. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The sad a-little-old-to-be-in-school man gazes off into the distance while slobbering on the paper that got him an F. |
| 9417 |
main |
3.81 |
Jun 9, 2010 |
aintnobody
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In today's breaking news, the ice cream truck driver was tragically assassinated. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
Snowglobe
|
When dead people desire ice cream, Gary Busey runs them over with an ice cream truck. |
| 9416 |
main |
2.67 |
Jun 9, 2010 |
aintnobody
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Don't eat the mushroom! |
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| Jun 26, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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Elmer Fudd smiled contently as he watched the doe eat grey worms off of the dead bubble-gum tree. |
| 9401 |
main |
3.91 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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Michael Haneke's graphically violent remake of 'The Wizard of Oz' did not go down well with the crowd at the Cannes film festival. |
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| May 31, 2010 |
lizard
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"Cut! Cut! Cut!" Yelled the director of Wizard of Oz when the Scarecrow was about to murder the Tin Man. |
| 9386 |
main |
4.16 |
May 13, 2010 |
theHominid
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The era of sentence game memes is dead. |
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| May 19, 2010 |
strawng
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Toad's massive orange party castle loomed over the Dead Memes Cemetery. |
| 9377 |
main |
4.00 |
May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
|
Though time and trouble pass me by... |
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| May 17, 2010 |
flailingwings
|
Due to recent budget cuts in Egypt, the pyramids were deconstructed to reveal that King Tut was not actually dead; but rather he has been sleeping quite soundly on an ugly brown couch for all these years. |
| 9376 |
main |
3.91 |
May 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The Knife Queen and Living Whale were playing croquet when Mr. Body was murdered. |
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| May 18, 2010 |
Atles
|
Satan and his demons retook heaven with the help of a dragon. They celebrated by playing croquet with the angel's heads. |
| 9282 |
main |
3.55 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
IanBA
|
"Garfield dies of feline heart failure": the least popular Garfield book. |
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| Feb 26, 2010 |
jmomsu
|
The head of John the Baptist appeared to Lasagnaman and ordered him to kill President Garfield; since he had already been assassinated, Lasagnaman did the next best thing, yelling "Sic semper cartoonis," as he brandished the dagger. |
| 9252 |
main |
3.32 |
Feb 10, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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They gave me enough food for three people! |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
Wesvon
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Punk kid projectile vomits out various alive fast food while giant green cross-eyed judge looks upon him from above. |
| 9248 |
main |
3.92 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Unaka Speech
|
My Momma has a dog. |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
jmomsu
|
Muscular Molly Ringwold performed an abortion on herself after being struck by Cupid's arrow and falling in love with Snow White's magic mirror. |
| 9237 |
main |
3.33 |
Feb 7, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Bryce is dying. Have a cookie. |
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| Feb 9, 2010 |
Mjollnir
|
"I have no use for letters, Lady Horseface." Count Dracula said looking both angry and sad. "So go and bother the Cookie Monster with your letter "A" and let me finish my prefered counting of the Stonehenge stones." |
| 9226 |
main |
3.23 |
Feb 4, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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The mutant daschund, born from a dead scientist's chest cavity, has now grown to massive size and is terrorizing the city. |
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| Feb 8, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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Goodog killed his owner with a spear to the throat and is now murdering his owner's wife with a crane and some well-placed sharks. |
| 9208 |
main |
4.52 |
Jan 29, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Aww hell naw, what these skeletons be doin' all up in my grill? Imma 'bout to bust a cap in these bony-ass mothafuckas. |
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| Feb 2, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Kurt Cobain's suicide attempt only partially worked - the shot to his mouth turned his jaws undead and he keeps coughing up these black bones. |
| 9207 |
main |
3.93 |
Jan 29, 2010 |
theHominid
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I got an email saying that I had completed a The Sentence game, but I ignored it, as I was busy playing other games. |
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| Feb 3, 2010 |
boatdrinks
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Julius Pringles' lesser-known brother Paco is delighted when a skeleton bursts from his computer and tickles him vigorously. |