The TSG Searchamajiggy!
| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 469 | |||||
| 9469 | main | 2.52 | Aug 3, 2010 | IanBA |
You might see me walking a dead rotweiller dog with it's head chopped off. |  |
| Aug 16, 2010 | jenettr |
A man stands, wondering which way to go to get to the garden, while the dog is distracted by something to his left. | ||||
| 9432 | main | 3.21 | Jun 29, 2010 | IanBA |
...and that's how I got a nazi clown fetish. |  |
| Jul 3, 2010 | Annabun |
Phillip still couldn't understand why dogs shouldn't drink moonshine. | ||||
| 9425 | main | 3.26 | Jun 24, 2010 | Martham112 |
Happy Celebration of the Senses Day, International Fairy Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National Hand Shake Day & National Pralines Day |  |
| Jul 2, 2010 | sfouhairyman |
"Mmm, yes, Mwahahaha!" said Dracula, "Kicking his dog is the perfect plan to bring Butterfly Man to the dark side!" | ||||
| 9414 | main | 3.82 | Jun 8, 2010 | mcface |
Two nuns and a penguin enjoying some hot dogs at the beach. |  |
| Jun 22, 2010 | destinknee |
If you are infested with termites, you must worship the sitting penguins. | ||||
| 9389 | main | 3.12 | May 19, 2010 | Vethica |
I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog! |  |
| May 25, 2010 | buttons |
The Chihuahua King pales in comparison to The Lion King. | ||||
| 9301 | main | 4.60 | Feb 26, 2010 | freak4all |
I like to draw happy faces on inanimate objects, it's so much fun! |  |
| Feb 28, 2010 | jlight210 |
The Grim Reaper has taken up painting various colored keys. He has his paint brush and a blue palette. His colors to choose from are red, red, and red. | ||||
| 9297 | main | 2.86 | Feb 22, 2010 | SwEeTiNsAnItY |
Daddy, would you like some sausage? |  |
| Feb 28, 2010 | keenan_investig |
Little Timmy was awoken from his peaceful slumber by a giant spotlight, and upon leaving his room found himself in a dungeon full of soot, gigantic spiders and a little yellow sock in the corner. | ||||
| 9291 | main | 4.00 | Feb 19, 2010 | pinballwizard |
Texas was bigger and would bully all the other states. Until Alaska showed up and started picking on Texas. |  |
| Feb 22, 2010 | SwEeTiNsAnItY |
Apparently, having sex "doggy-style" and returning lost wallets to their respective owners are not customs older fathers like to pass down to their daughters; except the hippies, who firmly believe all's fair in love and war. | ||||
| 9268 | main | 3.50 | Feb 14, 2010 | pinballwizard |
All right mates, we've been on the track for a while to find this amazing creature: The long haired rock wallaby. OH BOY he's pissed off now! |  |
| Feb 16, 2010 | *M* YoHB |
Ratson McPimp, walking along the Hudson River, suddenly became overwhelmed with the shame of his business and decided to give it up once and for all; in disgust, he threw his pimp hat into the water and watched as it drifted away, slowly, slowly. | ||||
| 9258 | main | 3.74 | Feb 12, 2010 | IanBA |
A dog is not a beer bottle, no matter how much it's alcoholic owner wishes. |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | ninjacow |
The party left the band members passed out on the floor of the club, unaware of the approaching tornado. | ||||
| 9254 | main | 3.54 | Feb 11, 2010 | Steniia |
"Yarr, we be dock blocked!" yelled the pirate to his first mate as the speed boat zoomed past them and into port. |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | jmomsu |
Here is the Sun's favorite pickup line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did a dog surving on a UFO break your fall? | ||||
| 9250 | main | 3.00 | Feb 9, 2010 | Reecer6 |
Goodog killed his owner with a spear to the throat and is now murdering his owner's wife with a crane and some well-placed sharks. |  |
| Feb 14, 2010 | jmomsu |
In outer space, piranhas cannibalize while swans consume cheddar flavored goldfish snack crackers. | ||||
| 9248 | main | 3.92 | Feb 9, 2010 | Unaka Speech |
My Momma has a dog. |  |
| Feb 14, 2010 | jmomsu |
Muscular Molly Ringwold performed an abortion on herself after being struck by Cupid's arrow and falling in love with Snow White's magic mirror. | ||||
| 9241 | main | 2.67 | Feb 8, 2010 | Tymaporer |
I'm not cool enough to be a guest member. |  |
| Feb 11, 2010 | Dr Solomonoff |
A surprised horse, a sirloin and geyser, all enjoyed getting together for a game of basketball. | ||||
| 9226 | main | 3.23 | Feb 4, 2010 | *M* JonnyT |
The mutant daschund, born from a dead scientist's chest cavity, has now grown to massive size and is terrorizing the city. |  |
| Feb 8, 2010 | Aussie-Evil |
Goodog killed his owner with a spear to the throat and is now murdering his owner's wife with a crane and some well-placed sharks. | ||||
| 9170 | main | 3.95 | Jan 24, 2010 | B0BBarker |
Fish aren't animals. They're reptiles. |  |
| Jan 26, 2010 | DrRob |
The best way to segregate gold fish is with angry songs. | ||||
| 9129 | main | 2.94 | Jan 7, 2010 | IanBA |
WOW i put JELLY on my hot god |  |
| Jan 9, 2010 | Cabalaria |
If two short-sighted individuals go to the restaurant and only one is wearing his eyeglasses, the other one is likely to mistake the salad bowl for the dessert. | ||||
| 9103 | main | 3.43 | Dec 27, 2009 | Loogy Head |
Hey, you know whats fun to burn? People. |  |
| Jan 9, 2010 | *M* YoHB |
Gordon Goldfish was always the class clown in his school of fish; when the diver-professor's lesson was about using electrified bones to catch dogfish, Gordon was the first to try it out--on his classmate! | ||||
| 9081 | main | 3.62 | Dec 15, 2009 | IanBA |
Korea is to cats & dogs what Hitler was to Jews! |  |
| Dec 18, 2009 | Reecer6 |
Under a blue flag, Cat hits Baseball at Dog, and Jews love Monopoly Man. | ||||
| 9057 | main | 3.84 | Nov 30, 2009 | IanBA |
In World War II, the Soviet Union attempted to train dogs to place explosive charges under German tanks. |  |
| Dec 12, 2009 | *M* birq |
Dachshunds are cute and all, but if you forget to feed them they have no issues with eating you instead. | ||||