| 9475 |
main |
3.30 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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We're going into the Robotic Dragon's Apple Store! |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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This is the worst old-timey radio I've ever bought - only thing it picks up is circus music. |
| 9437 |
main |
3.40 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
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I don't believe it! BABY ALIVE IS ACTUALLY EATING HER BABY FOOD! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Religious Robert kneeled in worship, bearing a gift of Swiss cheese before the baby dragon god. The baby dragon puked all over him in disgust |
| 9392 |
main |
2.30 |
May 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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It's the monthly "New Meme" contest with judges Angry Face, Scissors King, and Ghost Shark. Up next is Raven Desk. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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"Trogdor the Burninator is not allowed into The Sentence Game!" insisted the Sentence Game door bouncer. "Cheerleaders and hula dancers are okay." |
| 9376 |
main |
3.91 |
May 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The Knife Queen and Living Whale were playing croquet when Mr. Body was murdered. |
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| May 18, 2010 |
Atles
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Satan and his demons retook heaven with the help of a dragon. They celebrated by playing croquet with the angel's heads. |
| 9374 |
main |
3.62 |
Apr 30, 2010 |
theHominid
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I enjoy reading Eragon. |
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| May 16, 2010 |
lizard
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The crippled zombie demands Chinese food from the blue dragon menu. |
| 9265 |
main |
3.33 |
Feb 13, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Tired of their routines, Elasmosaurus & Quetzalcoatlus decided to trade places. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
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When the dragon received a Valentine from the octopus, he got so excited that he forgot about his fire breath, and an attempted kiss turned tragic. |
| 9226 |
main |
3.23 |
Feb 4, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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The mutant daschund, born from a dead scientist's chest cavity, has now grown to massive size and is terrorizing the city. |
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| Feb 8, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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Goodog killed his owner with a spear to the throat and is now murdering his owner's wife with a crane and some well-placed sharks. |
| 9224 |
main |
3.64 |
Feb 4, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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They should make a Dragon Age/Mass Effect cross over! |
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| Feb 7, 2010 |
neatfeat
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Bart the boy scout clutched his letter to his chest as he faced the the stairs of doom occupied by the scout-eating fly, he had to get to the mailbox at the bottom and mail the letter if he was going to earn his Indiana Jones Merit badge. |
| 9222 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 3, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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You kiss your enemies like you know you should, then you jerk your body like a horny pony would. |
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| Feb 8, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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The Japanese boy and the old fart got excited at the idea of a dragon threesome. |
| 9174 |
main |
3.44 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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I could have gone and written a ton of sentences about ninja beavers, but I don't think we don't want another ghost shark incident. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
CyanideNow
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Batman is powerless to stop giant radioactive flying Barney from burning down the city with his rainbow-powered dinosaur breath. |
| 9097 |
main |
4.00 |
Dec 19, 2009 |
IanBA
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Transmission third world war third round.
A decade of the weapon of sound above ground.
No shelter if youre looking for shade.
I lick shots at the brutal charade. |
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| Dec 28, 2009 |
DodgerDooDah
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Despite being in a swirly vortex of doom which destorys all rules of psyhics, Monochrome frog the Suicide Bomber managed to get the orange to hand over the secret ingredent. HIS VERY OWN BRAIN! |
| 8935 |
main |
4.00 |
Aug 16, 2009 |
Sparky LD
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We must never attempt to combine the Bubble Bobble theme with the Inspector Gadget theme, for such an earworm would surely devour the earth. |
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| Aug 31, 2009 |
lizard
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Larry, Curly, and Moe's floating heads fire laser cannons at the fire-breathing space dragon. The planet earth is confused. |
| 8915 |
main |
4.19 |
Aug 1, 2009 |
SneakyRobot
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Vice Principal Dinosaur finds family gatherings awkward now that Pirateosaurus & Kingosaurus are no longer on speaking terms with one another. |
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| Aug 14, 2009 |
RedLicorice
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The king eel, pirate eel, and construction worker electric eel were offended by the other eel's lack of hat at the dinner party. |
| 8872 |
main |
3.73 |
Jun 30, 2009 |
webbwbb
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"I'll get you one day!" screamed pirateosaurus, although deep down he knew that behind the heavily armed citadel resided his estranged dad, Kingosaurus. |
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| Jul 15, 2009 |
vera
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Dragon pirates sail the waters in open hostility (I wonder why their ship doesn't catch fire) while the king just sleeps the day away. |
| 8781 |
main |
2.38 |
Apr 20, 2009 |
ryouga
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This is a hold up! Here are my demands - A severed ear with monkey nuts inside and a bottle of dragon semen. Now and no excuses! |
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| Apr 25, 2009 |
The Random One
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Sonic eventually decided not to submit his crappy drawing of the sentence "The dragon's coconuts got third place in the blank paper championship, and your videogame's blanket got second." |
| 8527 |
main |
3.43 |
Jan 5, 2009 |
SneakyRobot
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Brave Sir Robin ran away. He bravely ran away away! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail & fled |
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| Jan 22, 2009 |
MC h 93
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Even though the hungry alligator saw a knight and a princess, all he could think about was how much he craved a vegiburger. |
| 8422 |
main |
3.94 |
Nov 9, 2008 |
uzworm
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You tried to divide by zero?! |
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| Nov 14, 2008 |
Martham112
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Please don't hit me with that gardening utensil! You wouldn't want me to turn into beastial Cthulu and eat you. |
| 8304 |
main |
3.78 |
Sep 13, 2008 |
*M* Groomble
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Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea. |
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| Sep 15, 2008 |
uzworm
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Vice Principal Dinosaur once served as a major in the sheriff's army. |
| 8246 |
main |
3.93 |
Aug 25, 2008 |
SneakyRobot
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Polywrath, Welder Monkey, Dr. Psyduck, The Grim Reaper, & Blue Mouse attend the wedding of Vice Principal Dinosaur & Quadripalegic Cat, all in pink high heels. |
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| Aug 28, 2008 |
drummerboy83
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"I'll help you escape!" The Japanese beauty queen dragon said as she spirited the priest away from the local mouse woman. |
| 8243 |
main |
3.82 |
Aug 24, 2008 |
Yuki-no-Miko
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Addison had to admit, despite years of protesting to the contrary, that Ring Pops were actually pretty tasty. |
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| Sep 5, 2008 |
Pewwer42
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Fred the Olympic gold medalist and his pet alligator Richy always knew about the fabled chupacabra, but they never knew it was a giant green mouse living in the backyard. |