| 9529 |
main |
3.44 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
rebur
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Don't worry, he can't defend himself, he's got no head. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
GreenRingOfLife
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Headless chicken killing Barney |
| 9490 |
main |
3.81 |
Aug 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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A Harmless Villain builds a machine, so the closer you are to it, the worse you look art-wise. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
Flyboy
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A man ponders artificial duck reproduction. |
| 9484 |
main |
3.48 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
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You just don't girls who aren't your own species. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.... yes, even the hippies and aliens. |
| 9481 |
main |
3.75 |
Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Pikachu, Uncle Sam wants you! |
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| Aug 25, 2010 |
freak4all
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The pokemon charmander looked confused as the pokemon kid Ash got eaten by a shark. |
| 9479 |
main |
3.10 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The King of Trash starts a Car Insurance Company. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Britney Spears takes her place as the new demon queen by washing the scalp of an unwilling skull. |
| 9472 |
main |
4.42 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Cactus + Cat = Robo-Waterfall complete with an orange toaster. |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
mistermudz
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The desert critters watched in horrific suspense, in their soon to be bathtub coffin, as God moved the toaster closer and closer to eventually introduce them to their DOOM! |
| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
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| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
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"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9466 |
main |
3.63 |
Jul 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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By the 2050's, the Japanese will have created robots capable of sexual reproduction. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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Mickey and Minnie, who are actually from space, are visiting Disney World in their UFO, and they are oblivious to the wildfire on the snowy mountain behind them. |
| 9463 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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M&MS FOR DINER! |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The military general cackled maniacally as his secret weapon, an evil ear of corn, grew from the ground. He also ate a cookie in celebration as he watched the corn from atop a small mountain. |
| 9459 |
main |
3.37 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Hey, just because I have a cool space cannon now doesn't mean my mansion is up for grabs! |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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The Karate Kid was NOT happy about being committed... until he found out that the building was made of his favorite food! |
| 9449 |
main |
4.17 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Martin's wife was infuriated with him - in his drunken confusion he had fired the priest and hired the Boy Wonder to perform the ceremony using a large parasol. |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9437 |
main |
3.40 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
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I don't believe it! BABY ALIVE IS ACTUALLY EATING HER BABY FOOD! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Religious Robert kneeled in worship, bearing a gift of Swiss cheese before the baby dragon god. The baby dragon puked all over him in disgust |
| 9435 |
main |
3.61 |
Jul 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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While I retrieve arms from the safe I am riding like a mechanical bull falling down stairs, bro, Casey doesn't see a pumpkin made of Worchestershire sauce. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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Haha, I have a knife! Now i will stab my basketball-playing clon--oh wait. he's already burning to death. this is awkward. |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9430 |
main |
3.44 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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Mijumaru duels Tsutarja to see which one of them is more recognizable to TSG. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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Hairdryers are great for cooking chicken: no question! |
| 9428 |
main |
3.00 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Woody is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is very painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows the whole thing. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The sad a-little-old-to-be-in-school man gazes off into the distance while slobbering on the paper that got him an F. |
| 9426 |
main |
3.34 |
Jun 25, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Mikhail Gorbachev's birth mark on his head has a mind of its own. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Edna is about to snap from all the interruptions of her eating. |
| 9423 |
main |
3.58 |
Jun 20, 2010 |
KingPixelmouth
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Take me west and I will show you my shiny marbles. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
lizard
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Dark man, Albino man, and Rhino man crapped bacon as they tried to defend their castle. |
| 9420 |
main |
4.33 |
Jun 10, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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...well, let's just say he had nightmares for weeks about aquatic molestation. |
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| Jun 23, 2010 |
ThePheonix
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You know, I think its okay that french sharks love to eat mimes, I really, really do. |