| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
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| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
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"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9463 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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M&MS FOR DINER! |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The military general cackled maniacally as his secret weapon, an evil ear of corn, grew from the ground. He also ate a cookie in celebration as he watched the corn from atop a small mountain. |
| 9437 |
main |
3.40 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
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I don't believe it! BABY ALIVE IS ACTUALLY EATING HER BABY FOOD! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Religious Robert kneeled in worship, bearing a gift of Swiss cheese before the baby dragon god. The baby dragon puked all over him in disgust |
| 9426 |
main |
3.34 |
Jun 25, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Mikhail Gorbachev's birth mark on his head has a mind of its own. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Edna is about to snap from all the interruptions of her eating. |
| 9415 |
main |
3.33 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
aintnobody
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Two cannibals were traveling in space when suddenly, both started to feel hungry. |
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| Jun 24, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The sword-wielding adventurer was scared of the creepy haunted art gallery. |
| 9413 |
main |
3.63 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
Damel
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A bird baking a cake out of its own nest while his children hang in the trees. |
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| Jun 17, 2010 |
freak4all
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The gulf oil spill caused all the seagulls to turn purple.... strange... |
| 9409 |
main |
3.60 |
Jun 6, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Because angels are mammals, they don't have the wings of doves contrary to popular belief. They actually have the wings of bats. |
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| Jun 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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"You may have won the swimsuit contest, but we kicked your ass at Battleship!" gloated the adequately-dressed siblings as the bikini model glowered at her sunken ships. |
| 9408 |
main |
3.31 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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My wooden badge was delicious! |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The sentient ice cream cone wondered why there was a toilet beside the path. |
| 9402 |
main |
3.80 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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Have you ever been over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? The Macaroni soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken tastes like wood? |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
nightaudit
|
A couple shares a meal of giant larva in their new sideways home, one of them is allergic and is crying raibow tears. |
| 9395 |
main |
3.90 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
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In my dream I am the star. It's me. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
While eating dinner, the white football player thinks about his long-lost love, a black stripper. |
| 9340 |
main |
3.95 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
Loogy Head
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I went out to look for amanita mushrooms so I could act as Mario. Instead, I found some psilocybins, and I became Mario! |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
sanchi
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"if I insert this mushroom in my ear a genie-mario will apear and rant me three wishes!" thought transexual |
| 9325 |
main |
3.44 |
Mar 16, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Sorry, I couldn't tell if you were eating yogurt or lighting a crack pipe. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Luigi uses bubblegum and evolves into Clipart Brad Pitt! Now, Brad, why are you sticking a flashlight into Mario's anal cavity? |
| 9323 |
main |
2.71 |
Mar 13, 2010 |
IanBA
|
A bear eating a watermelon. |
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| Mar 20, 2010 |
freak4all
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Polar bears may chow down on fish, seals and other marine life, but they absolutely love watermelons
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| 9322 |
main |
3.56 |
Mar 13, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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That's the way the cookie crumbles. |
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| Mar 18, 2010 |
freak4all
|
The jewel encrusted compass rose says to go southeast |
| 9317 |
main |
3.82 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
|
What if the Nazis sold jews as slaves? |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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As the sun came closer to the earth, the Neo-Neo-Nazis finally completed their final goal. |
| 9314 |
main |
4.19 |
Mar 5, 2010 |
freak4all
|
I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. |
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| Mar 20, 2010 |
fermion
|
Obama directed the donkey forward, but it got distracted by a delicious Happy Meal. |
| 9272 |
main |
3.84 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
|
California and Washington to court for their bastard son, Oregon. Surprisingly, Tennessee gets custody. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Atles
|
Welcome to the annual ball celebrating the Radioactive Cookie-eating Pacman! You must be wearing a yellow-striped red tophat or a poofy dress to dance! |
| 9264 |
main |
3.66 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Come and eat some lemon pizza |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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Jason couldn't think of anything but pizza, although the thought of asking the new evil grinnig chef made him sweat. |
| 9263 |
main |
4.07 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
H2td
|
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
*M* birq
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Alligators are a lot more anthropomorphic (and hornier) than you think they are. |
| 9224 |
main |
3.64 |
Feb 4, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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They should make a Dragon Age/Mass Effect cross over! |
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| Feb 7, 2010 |
neatfeat
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Bart the boy scout clutched his letter to his chest as he faced the the stairs of doom occupied by the scout-eating fly, he had to get to the mailbox at the bottom and mail the letter if he was going to earn his Indiana Jones Merit badge. |