| 9524 |
main |
3.33 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
CWAL
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Mrs. Pinkosaurus teaches painting classes. |
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| Sep 8, 2010 |
IanBA
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Zombies are terrible math teachers. The only thing they know is "man equals good". |
| 9440 |
main |
3.21 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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You got to flip it turn-ways! He`s escaping from above! |
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| Jul 23, 2010 |
kitty5000
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Wondering where their eyes have gone, she cheerily snaps the rungs in the ladder with a point of her finger, leaving the blue team in peril. |
| 9385 |
main |
3.39 |
May 12, 2010 |
theHominid
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I was bored, so I decided to start a game. |
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| May 19, 2010 |
freak4all
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Man, I'd give my torso to become a TSG member. |
| 9366 |
main |
3.73 |
Apr 24, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Go away you stupid shadow! Stop following me! |
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| May 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Creepy eyes in the dark are not in fact ghosts but fat and short lightning. |
| 9334 |
main |
3.13 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
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Since I'm getting so many new games to start, use this as a wildcard sentence: draw the wildest picture you possibly can. |
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| Mar 30, 2010 |
e.gami
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just another eight crime |
| 9321 |
main |
3.43 |
Mar 10, 2010 |
IanBA
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Draw anything you want. Anything. |
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| Mar 22, 2010 |
sanchi
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by the evidence in the crime sceen, my vederict is that a huge toothed-mutant-bunny killed this men |
| 9304 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. |
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| Mar 5, 2010 |
Ivy061
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Frogger is more of a pervert than a asian pimp. |
| 9300 |
main |
3.67 |
Feb 23, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
freak4all
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When I close my eyes I envision my happy place; floating in a swamp on a banana boat. |
| 9281 |
main |
3.00 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
IanBA
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Don't laugh at me, don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're. all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings. |
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| Feb 20, 2010 |
cathleen
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The king, struggling over how to turn red wine into white, approached peter at the pearly gates, who, after a gentleman's agreement and a handshake, gave him the answer |
| 9263 |
main |
4.07 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
H2td
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Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
*M* birq
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Alligators are a lot more anthropomorphic (and hornier) than you think they are. |
| 9204 |
main |
4.23 |
Jan 29, 2010 |
theHominid
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You are the absolute breadfruit of my cytoplasm. |
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| Jan 30, 2010 |
ajlposh
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Oh my God! I'm looking at starts through a microscope |
| 9187 |
main |
4.24 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
xezton
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"How was I supposed to know it was that time of the month!?" screamed Jackson as he shuffled out the door. |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Sally brought forth the finest of her expletive arsenal against the belligerent wino, but to his eyes, it was true love. |
| 9180 |
main |
3.97 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
theHominid
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Joy J. Kaimaparamban (Jōyi Je Kayimāparampan) (b. October 1939) is a renowned novelist in Malayalam. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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The Candy Cane man wants to give you candies and possibly some sort of poisonous gas. Beware. |
| 9136 |
main |
3.49 |
Jan 10, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
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Mortimer the Monkey laughed maniacally as he secretly watched his cruel master unknowingly gorge himself on poisoned pie. |
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| Jan 15, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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"Allright" said Captian No-Eyes "the whole crew's walkin' the plank!" Humpty dumpty didn't buy it however; He knew it was april fool's day. |
| 9132 |
main |
3.92 |
Jan 9, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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I remember fondly that day at the golf course. About to sink a putt, I noticed my bare ass was hanging out, and shot the sun in the eyes with two solid streams of BB pellets. My opponent, Billy the Banana, just stood there with a big smile. |
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| Jan 11, 2010 |
j0hn
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The capitalist flying banana was taking a walk while the extremely white basketball player was waiting to get hit by a car. |
| 9114 |
main |
4.54 |
Dec 29, 2009 |
IanBA
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Carrots are good for your eyes, but can they dial a phone? |
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| Jan 5, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Carrots are good for your eyes. But they will NOT answer your phone. |
| 9064 |
main |
3.78 |
Dec 5, 2009 |
*M* birq
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I plan to skip the movie Avatar. I think you can do it by pressing 'X' on your controller. |
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| Dec 11, 2009 |
Graid
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The fuzzy creature with its eyes on stalks has you in its hypnotic power, controlling you through your television with the force of its blank stare.. unless you find the remote and change the channel. |
| 9039 |
main |
3.87 |
Nov 18, 2009 |
KingPixelmouth
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Bumblebulls are especially difficult to deal with, considering they are unaffected by conventional pesticides. |
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| Nov 24, 2009 |
Bad Dave
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The young boy's eyes drifted up into the reporter's, disdain bubbling near the surface. "It doesn't matter what I am disguised as." A grimace crossed his face as he shifted his stare into the camera lens. "I like turtles." |
| 9005 |
main |
3.73 |
Oct 14, 2009 |
theHominid
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Scheduled maintenance will occur on 10/4, for about 30 minutes, at some point between 12 and 4am. Go to bed! (unless you're in asia... then Get back to work!) |
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| Nov 8, 2009 |
Aussie-Evil
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On the wall next to the dirty sidewalk, there was graffiti of a misshapen Pikachu and a man listening to the death iPod. |
| 8994 |
main |
3.36 |
Oct 4, 2009 |
Reecer6
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Telekinesis is for trash, toast is WAY better. |
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| Oct 17, 2009 |
Kanji_usagi
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raggedy ann loves you. even though you threw her in the trash with the creepy novelty t-shirt. |