| 9450 |
main |
2.89 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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It was love at first sight between the iguana's tail and the doctor with a yoyo. Kang the alien approved. |
| 9447 |
main |
3.67 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The angry, mustache-wearing cactus rubbed a magic lamp and got a wish: make everyone's poop explode like a bomb 10 seconds after it comes out. |
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| Jul 28, 2010 |
Taylor
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The cactus wished for a defective toilet, he immediately regretted his decision. |
| 9438 |
main |
3.10 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
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Pickles are people too! |
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| Jul 14, 2010 |
lizard
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"What the heck is that thing?" "I dunno dude, I think it's a quilt monster." "Why is it wearing a lima bean strap-on?" "Oh shit it's coming right for us!" |
| 9424 |
main |
3.24 |
Jun 23, 2010 |
IanBA
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I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I want to sing you a little song... |
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| Jul 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The communist hippie complains to the gas station attendant that he isn't a music-playing hippie. |
| 9413 |
main |
3.63 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
Damel
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A bird baking a cake out of its own nest while his children hang in the trees. |
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| Jun 17, 2010 |
freak4all
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The gulf oil spill caused all the seagulls to turn purple.... strange... |
| 9412 |
main |
3.37 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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A penguin begins flying in order to catch a train north to sao paolo. |
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| Jun 22, 2010 |
destinknee
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Packing marine animals for a holiday is what makes Disco Cacti much cooler than you. |
| 9410 |
main |
3.50 |
Jun 7, 2010 |
IanBA
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What's the difference between Obama and Simba? |
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| Jun 10, 2010 |
Zombeatz
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The safari-man's pet lion had already killed a rhino but killing Bowser was one step too far! |
| 9406 |
main |
4.20 |
May 26, 2010 |
savethemooses
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...and that's how I solved the case of the missing detectives. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
aintnobody
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Evil blue men are becoming a rampant problem; strangely, not only do they kill random citizens, but they also stab bananas in the back. |
| 9392 |
main |
2.30 |
May 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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It's the monthly "New Meme" contest with judges Angry Face, Scissors King, and Ghost Shark. Up next is Raven Desk. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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"Trogdor the Burninator is not allowed into The Sentence Game!" insisted the Sentence Game door bouncer. "Cheerleaders and hula dancers are okay." |
| 9360 |
main |
3.42 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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First we should injure some chickens. We should also pee on some dinosaurs. |
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| Apr 22, 2010 |
bailunrui
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An anti-peacenik is buried upside down below an exploding volcano where fire-farting peach-colored dinosaurs and rainbow-vomiting JigglyPuff live. |
| 9359 |
main |
3.23 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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"Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep." |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
DanTheMan
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school child wishing teacher had a grenade on her leg |
| 9326 |
main |
3.67 |
Mar 18, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Hero, please get me water from the fountain on the other side of the world because I'm too lazy to get some from this well. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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When the curly mustached villain told Qimugkauyar the Inuit that he will relocate his people into the slums of Chile and Saudi Arabia, Qimugkauyar yelled "Not if I kick your ass first!" |
| 9322 |
main |
3.56 |
Mar 13, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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That's the way the cookie crumbles. |
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| Mar 18, 2010 |
freak4all
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The jewel encrusted compass rose says to go southeast |
| 9257 |
main |
4.53 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
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"Tonight Never Sleeps": A Jar Jar/Darth Maul MPREG story |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
Katt
|
The second coming of Christ has finally arrived!... But in the form of Darth Vader! |
| 9254 |
main |
3.54 |
Feb 11, 2010 |
Steniia
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"Yarr, we be dock blocked!" yelled the pirate to his first mate as the speed boat zoomed past them and into port. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
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Here is the Sun's favorite pickup line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did a dog surving on a UFO break your fall? |
| 9188 |
main |
3.53 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
xezton
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"Kid," said Han Solo as he slapped his ass, "You're in a whole new galaxy!" |
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| Jan 29, 2010 |
Nicol3
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After accidentally time warping through the 5th dimension, translucent man-kini man found himself superimposed on an imprint of his former self. He couldn't help but smile. |
| 9176 |
main |
4.61 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
freak4all
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Austria recieved his pay Czech, got Hungary, slipped in Greece and ate Turkey |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
avignale2
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France and Germany are excited to see poland throw up. |
| 9168 |
main |
3.75 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
avignale2
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I want to pleasure chris hansen |
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| Jan 25, 2010 |
CyanideNow
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She was dumbfounded. She'd accomplished so much by having the first post, so where was her prize? |
| 9154 |
main |
3.94 |
Jan 17, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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I tried to read some erotica, but found it was all people yelling on top of skyscrapers at soggy cats. |
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| Jan 23, 2010 |
ERBE
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4 matadors traveling back to the future. |
| 9121 |
main |
4.30 |
Jan 4, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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You can wish in one hand, and poop in the other, and see which one fills up first. |
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| Jan 9, 2010 |
blugodraws
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Humpty Dumpty's nearly identical twin brother Lumpty didn't handle Humpty's suicide well. It was the half bottle of Ambien that made him smile while doing his strip routine on shady breakfast bar tables. |