| 9466 |
main |
3.63 |
Jul 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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By the 2050's, the Japanese will have created robots capable of sexual reproduction. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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Mickey and Minnie, who are actually from space, are visiting Disney World in their UFO, and they are oblivious to the wildfire on the snowy mountain behind them. |
| 9436 |
main |
3.00 |
Jul 3, 2010 |
Vethica
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Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
Xiege
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a goat for the demon azazel, and a lamb for the lord of the living. |
| 9412 |
main |
3.37 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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A penguin begins flying in order to catch a train north to sao paolo. |
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| Jun 22, 2010 |
destinknee
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Packing marine animals for a holiday is what makes Disco Cacti much cooler than you. |
| 9396 |
main |
3.69 |
May 20, 2010 |
lizard
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In a twist of events, the princess rescues the knight. |
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| Jun 2, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"Flying chainsaw land is not the best place to find my lost love" thought the penguin, "I'm sure she must be through this magic donut!" |
| 9360 |
main |
3.42 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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First we should injure some chickens. We should also pee on some dinosaurs. |
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| Apr 22, 2010 |
bailunrui
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An anti-peacenik is buried upside down below an exploding volcano where fire-farting peach-colored dinosaurs and rainbow-vomiting JigglyPuff live. |
| 9348 |
main |
3.56 |
Mar 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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After 4 hours of contraptions, including a toy helicopter flying 2 miles to drop eggs on some gears, the milk was finally poured. |
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| Apr 17, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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Rube Goldberg makes himself breakfast. |
| 9347 |
main |
3.13 |
Mar 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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Taxi driver gives details on Osama bin Laden. |
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| Apr 1, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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We all live in a yellow submarine. |
| 9324 |
main |
3.75 |
Mar 15, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I don't care if your explosive alligators uses less gallons per mile, I'm taking the flying vending machine! |
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| Mar 19, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Yo homies I gots these paramecium in my pants and I can't get them out! I be trippin' yo! |
| 9290 |
main |
3.60 |
Feb 19, 2010 |
IanBA
|
"NO!" yelled Tails, as Sonic was vaporized for violating the laws of physics. |
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| Feb 23, 2010 |
freak4all
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The geriatric sailor fended off the sea monsters as she threw magic dust at them. |
| 9287 |
main |
3.71 |
Feb 17, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Meet Peter Griffin, the lovable oaf who always says whats on his mind. |
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| Feb 25, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Peter Pan fends off the flying onions with his handy-dandy pistol. |
| 9280 |
main |
3.54 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
freak4all
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We don't gnaw on our kitty. |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
jlight210
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queen spits out colorful balloons nearby cat watches, guy on lower level attempts to drag a giant recycle bin but hits his head on ceiling |
| 9267 |
main |
4.20 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Take off your shoes,give your feet some air, you can even sit around in your underwear. |
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| Feb 18, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The flying lady in red cheerfully threatened to destroy the earth. |
| 9266 |
main |
3.80 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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We'll just let you walk in unannounced on a game of a man, a turkey and a fortune cookie doing mature things. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
eloise10
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A purplehaired spectator seems upset at the intrusion of the tennis match by a flying ham, where his afrofriend only seems to bear a look of surprise. |
| 9260 |
main |
3.33 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
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This is WORSE than that HORRIBLE DREAM where I was PUT ON A CONVEYOR BELT IN A FACTOR AND BURNT ALIVE! |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
jeahud
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Some pillows can inspire you dreams that can make you loose your teeth. |
| 9254 |
main |
3.54 |
Feb 11, 2010 |
Steniia
|
"Yarr, we be dock blocked!" yelled the pirate to his first mate as the speed boat zoomed past them and into port. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
|
Here is the Sun's favorite pickup line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did a dog surving on a UFO break your fall? |
| 9195 |
main |
4.10 |
Jan 27, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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By the powers of Greyskull combined, I am Captain Planet! |
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| Jan 30, 2010 |
wamwam
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Because Atlas was naked, it was hard to carry the Earth. Cyclopeses find it easy to carry the Earth because they have clothing. |
| 9174 |
main |
3.44 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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I could have gone and written a ton of sentences about ninja beavers, but I don't think we don't want another ghost shark incident. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
CyanideNow
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Batman is powerless to stop giant radioactive flying Barney from burning down the city with his rainbow-powered dinosaur breath. |
| 9132 |
main |
3.92 |
Jan 9, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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I remember fondly that day at the golf course. About to sink a putt, I noticed my bare ass was hanging out, and shot the sun in the eyes with two solid streams of BB pellets. My opponent, Billy the Banana, just stood there with a big smile. |
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| Jan 11, 2010 |
j0hn
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The capitalist flying banana was taking a walk while the extremely white basketball player was waiting to get hit by a car. |
| 9056 |
main |
3.35 |
Nov 30, 2009 |
IanBA
|
Triplets born, the throne awaits, a seer warns of a deadly fate, give up your children, separate, bide your time, lie in wait.... |
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| Dec 5, 2009 |
SAoctopus
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Picking a partner for the Halloween Spotlight Dance was a hard decision for the witch to make, but the levitating pirate seems like a logical choice. |
| 8997 |
main |
4.11 |
Oct 7, 2009 |
theHominid
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Not the Nazi biking gorillas! |
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| Oct 29, 2009 |
spideydude
|
Garfield, knowing he wouldn't get an award just for making it to New Mexico, decided to take his CopterBike all the way across the country. |