| 9478 |
main |
3.69 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces; think of the tattoo removing! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
vaughnd
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The boy thought that in order to be the strongest unicorn sailor he was going to have to avoid the live razors and shaving cream in his bathroom. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9457 |
main |
2.87 |
Jul 23, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Just imagine if the Nazis has one WW2 - Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson would star in "Night at the Fuhrermuseum". |
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| Aug 5, 2010 |
spideydude
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The moldy film reel showed the old silent film "Charlie Chaplin and the Demon Children". |
| 9450 |
main |
2.89 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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It was love at first sight between the iguana's tail and the doctor with a yoyo. Kang the alien approved. |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9402 |
main |
3.80 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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Have you ever been over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? The Macaroni soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken tastes like wood? |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
nightaudit
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A couple shares a meal of giant larva in their new sideways home, one of them is allergic and is crying raibow tears. |
| 9393 |
main |
3.17 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
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And there he goes. The big man... HASS the rock. |
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| May 25, 2010 |
ShampooHippo
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By day, Stickman Jack was an all-star baskeball player, by night... he was the SQUATTING ALGEBRAIST! Reliever of radicals, foster parent of factorials, and friend to all numerically-inclined terms hey just might happen across! |
| 9365 |
main |
3.06 |
Apr 22, 2010 |
IanBA
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I buy my crack, I smack my bitch, right here in Hollywood. |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
DanTheMan
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the strange country was in coruption. |
| 9319 |
main |
3.50 |
Mar 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Sorry boys, Daddy says I can't date 'til I'm 30. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The frozen Christmas tree rose off his angry, envious throne to scold the caveman's daughter, who had broken his heart. |
| 9310 |
main |
3.73 |
Mar 2, 2010 |
IanBA
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See them all. See them run. The man in black. He has a gun. |
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| Mar 23, 2010 |
kimbrey
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As the man stood tied up in front of the robed firing squad, he wished they would just shoot him instead of throwing knives. Judging by their girly throws, this might take a while. |
| 9284 |
main |
3.54 |
Feb 17, 2010 |
IanBA
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Am I the only one who chews orange skins like gum? |
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| Feb 21, 2010 |
boatdrinks
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Charlie Chaplin asks his punk son, "Where have you been all day? Out popping pills and smokin' dope?" |
| 9283 |
main |
3.75 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
rubyduby
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Your friend is so shiny. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Ringo
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In response to the question of who was his favorite guitarist, the PC Lover exclaimed "The Flash!" |
| 9272 |
main |
3.84 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
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California and Washington to court for their bastard son, Oregon. Surprisingly, Tennessee gets custody. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Atles
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Welcome to the annual ball celebrating the Radioactive Cookie-eating Pacman! You must be wearing a yellow-striped red tophat or a poofy dress to dance! |
| 9266 |
main |
3.80 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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We'll just let you walk in unannounced on a game of a man, a turkey and a fortune cookie doing mature things. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
eloise10
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A purplehaired spectator seems upset at the intrusion of the tennis match by a flying ham, where his afrofriend only seems to bear a look of surprise. |
| 9265 |
main |
3.33 |
Feb 13, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Tired of their routines, Elasmosaurus & Quetzalcoatlus decided to trade places. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
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When the dragon received a Valentine from the octopus, he got so excited that he forgot about his fire breath, and an attempted kiss turned tragic. |
| 9251 |
main |
2.93 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The duck asked the Reaper for fish, knowing that he could eat them and escape death. |
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| Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
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Clipart devil duck and Thomas train chill out. |
| 9240 |
main |
3.74 |
Feb 8, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Alone he walks;
Into the Wild |
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| Feb 11, 2010 |
Steniia
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Mr. Dandelion had meet many animals at the petting zoo, but were were all the pandas? |
| 9239 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 8, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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The Indian finally sees his spiritual vision. |
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| Feb 9, 2010 |
killerqueen_17
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And that night, under the glittering brightness of the Milky Way, the Cookie Monster's native girlfriend showed him how to contact his inner being using Spirit Cookies. |
| 9236 |
main |
4.33 |
Feb 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
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BPT, TSG, and EPUC get together and plan world domination. |
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| Feb 10, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Harry Potter and Wishbone each shed a single tear for the Lake of Pigs, not to be confused with the Bay of Pigs. |