The TSG Searchamajiggy!
| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 960 | |||||
| 9488 | main | 3.43 | Aug 28, 2010 | Reecer6 |
The King of Trash becomes CEO of Apple. |  |
| Aug 31, 2010 | pinballwizard |
The new Windows Royal Edition kept customers away from the Apple store by spraying them with a fire extinguisher | ||||
| 9470 | main | 4.23 | Aug 4, 2010 | uglycoffeecan |
"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |  |
| Aug 14, 2010 | keenan_investig |
As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! | ||||
| 9456 | main | 4.00 | Jul 23, 2010 | *M* elzaban |
After a falling out with They Might Be Giants, Particle Man ended up working as a test subject in the Large Hadron Collider. |  |
| Aug 4, 2010 | lizard |
In the late afternoon the bomb fell from the sky, creaming at the target as it carried red Prada shoes. | ||||
| 9438 | main | 3.10 | Jul 4, 2010 | IanBA |
Pickles are people too! |  |
| Jul 14, 2010 | lizard |
"What the heck is that thing?" "I dunno dude, I think it's a quilt monster." "Why is it wearing a lima bean strap-on?" "Oh shit it's coming right for us!" | ||||
| 9406 | main | 4.20 | May 26, 2010 | savethemooses |
...and that's how I solved the case of the missing detectives. |  |
| Jun 8, 2010 | aintnobody |
Evil blue men are becoming a rampant problem; strangely, not only do they kill random citizens, but they also stab bananas in the back. | ||||
| 9402 | main | 3.80 | May 22, 2010 | keenan_investig |
Have you ever been over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? The Macaroni soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken tastes like wood? |  |
| Jun 8, 2010 | nightaudit |
A couple shares a meal of giant larva in their new sideways home, one of them is allergic and is crying raibow tears. | ||||
| 9358 | main | 3.23 | Apr 16, 2010 | kittimiyo |
Well this trip to Minnesota would've been alright if it wasn't for that effin twine ball. |  |
| Apr 25, 2010 | lizard |
The giant brain and the decrepit old man shout obscenities at the freaked out ivy league school preppie | ||||
| 9346 | main | 3.56 | Mar 29, 2010 | IanBA |
WHO'S UP FOR SOME STRIP THERMONUCLEAR WAR? |  |
| Apr 17, 2010 | Aussie-Evil |
As the missile approached its target, Obama was finally able to say that Satan's Ant would be a problem no more. | ||||
| 9338 | main | 3.50 | Mar 25, 2010 | Reecer6 |
G-Man has AIDS: Rave Party Remix |  |
| Apr 3, 2010 | jmomsu |
After reading through three heavy tomes on how to cure Breast Cancer, the bald man was so sleep deprived that he started to hallucinate about a giant pink pill with the letter G on it...Could this be the answer he was looking for all along? | ||||
| 9316 | main | 4.17 | Mar 6, 2010 | IanBA |
Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |  |
| Mar 12, 2010 | RedLicorice |
"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. | ||||
| 9297 | main | 2.86 | Feb 22, 2010 | SwEeTiNsAnItY |
Daddy, would you like some sausage? |  |
| Feb 28, 2010 | keenan_investig |
Little Timmy was awoken from his peaceful slumber by a giant spotlight, and upon leaving his room found himself in a dungeon full of soot, gigantic spiders and a little yellow sock in the corner. | ||||
| 9280 | main | 3.54 | Feb 16, 2010 | freak4all |
We don't gnaw on our kitty. |  |
| Feb 28, 2010 | jlight210 |
queen spits out colorful balloons nearby cat watches, guy on lower level attempts to drag a giant recycle bin but hits his head on ceiling | ||||
| 9276 | main | 4.17 | Feb 15, 2010 | IanBA |
The good news is that we don't have to stuff our kid's Easter baskets; we told them Amazon murdered the Easter Bunny. |  |
| Feb 19, 2010 | spideydude |
"Okay, giant mug of green beer, I hanged all those bunnies like you asked. Now will you get off my back?" | ||||
| 9270 | main | 4.43 | Feb 14, 2010 | IanBA |
This tiny mountain village has carried it's pork stew recipe for generations. |  |
| Feb 17, 2010 | SneakyRobot |
When the wigger menacingly approached the Hog's green jello hot tub, there was little choice but for the hog to attempt to defensively brandish an AK-47. | ||||
| 9265 | main | 3.33 | Feb 13, 2010 | SneakyRobot |
Tired of their routines, Elasmosaurus & Quetzalcoatlus decided to trade places. |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | jmomsu |
When the dragon received a Valentine from the octopus, he got so excited that he forgot about his fire breath, and an attempted kiss turned tragic. | ||||
| 9263 | main | 4.07 | Feb 12, 2010 | H2td |
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender. |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | *M* birq |
Alligators are a lot more anthropomorphic (and hornier) than you think they are. | ||||
| 9254 | main | 3.54 | Feb 11, 2010 | Steniia |
"Yarr, we be dock blocked!" yelled the pirate to his first mate as the speed boat zoomed past them and into port. |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | jmomsu |
Here is the Sun's favorite pickup line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did a dog surving on a UFO break your fall? | ||||
| 9253 | main | 3.33 | Feb 10, 2010 | *M* YoHB |
Warning: High cube! |  |
| Feb 14, 2010 | jmomsu |
Caution: Beware of levitating alien cartons wielding bloody chainsaws. | ||||
| 9252 | main | 3.32 | Feb 10, 2010 | *M* YoHB |
They gave me enough food for three people! |  |
| Feb 14, 2010 | Wesvon |
Punk kid projectile vomits out various alive fast food while giant green cross-eyed judge looks upon him from above. | ||||
| 9228 | main | 3.53 | Feb 5, 2010 | *M* JonnyT |
Barbarians favor two-handed weapons because these weapons allow their wielders to use more leverage, a concept that translates into heavier, more damaging blows. |  |
| Feb 8, 2010 | killerqueen_17 |
In this episode of the popular Japanese show "Calorie Battle Banzai," the McMuffin Banana Burger and its cohorts are smashing the Giant Lobster and Apples Pizza Meal to a body-bloating pulp. | ||||