| 9472 |
main |
4.42 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Cactus + Cat = Robo-Waterfall complete with an orange toaster. |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
mistermudz
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The desert critters watched in horrific suspense, in their soon to be bathtub coffin, as God moved the toaster closer and closer to eventually introduce them to their DOOM! |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
|
As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9451 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 17, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Little did the toaster know, that was the last blueberry pop tart he would ever see. |
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| Jul 26, 2010 |
pleiotropy
|
I'm telling you, my lunchbox has an evil alter ego! |
| 9445 |
main |
3.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity - I need it for my dreams. |
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| Jul 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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The Judge and jury were flabbergasted when God took over the role of judgement in the prisoner's trial. God smited the accused. |
| 9437 |
main |
3.40 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I don't believe it! BABY ALIVE IS ACTUALLY EATING HER BABY FOOD! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Religious Robert kneeled in worship, bearing a gift of Swiss cheese before the baby dragon god. The baby dragon puked all over him in disgust |
| 9425 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 24, 2010 |
Martham112
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Happy Celebration of the Senses Day, International Fairy Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National Hand Shake Day & National Pralines Day |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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"Mmm, yes, Mwahahaha!" said Dracula, "Kicking his dog is the perfect plan to bring Butterfly Man to the dark side!" |
| 9390 |
main |
3.88 |
May 19, 2010 |
Vethica
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Today I put... JELLY on this hot god. |
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| May 23, 2010 |
theHominid
|
In Soviet Forcedmemeland, dinosaur drives YOU extinct. |
| 9349 |
main |
3.44 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
You thought the nightmare was over; turned out it was just beginning. This Summer - Jurassic Park VI: Mecha-Hitler's Revenge! |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
spideydude
|
Muttering curses against God, the Pokemon trainer learned a little too late that elephants don't like to be covered in confetti. |
| 9337 |
main |
3.73 |
Mar 25, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Mao gets an enema. |
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| Mar 26, 2010 |
sanchi
|
As we all know Morgan Freeman is GOD and as a proof of his powers he makes George Washington drink the water of a fish bowl, this makes him think of a smile face |
| 9316 |
main |
4.17 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |
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| Mar 12, 2010 |
RedLicorice
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"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. |
| 9311 |
main |
2.67 |
Mar 2, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Homer accidentally disembowls Bart, in a hilarious fashion. |
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| Mar 10, 2010 |
spideydude
|
"D'oh! Why you little! I had 99 of those, and you just let the last one go!" |
| 9281 |
main |
3.00 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Don't laugh at me, don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're. all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings. |
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| Feb 20, 2010 |
cathleen
|
The king, struggling over how to turn red wine into white, approached peter at the pearly gates, who, after a gentleman's agreement and a handshake, gave him the answer |
| 9257 |
main |
4.53 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
|
"Tonight Never Sleeps": A Jar Jar/Darth Maul MPREG story |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
Katt
|
The second coming of Christ has finally arrived!... But in the form of Darth Vader! |
| 9237 |
main |
3.33 |
Feb 7, 2010 |
B0BBarker
|
Bryce is dying. Have a cookie. |
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| Feb 9, 2010 |
Mjollnir
|
"I have no use for letters, Lady Horseface." Count Dracula said looking both angry and sad. "So go and bother the Cookie Monster with your letter "A" and let me finish my prefered counting of the Stonehenge stones." |
| 9206 |
main |
3.62 |
Jan 29, 2010 |
theHominid
|
If I were you, I wouldn't play in this game. |
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| Feb 1, 2010 |
Kafeithekeaton
|
And the Lord sayeth to Jack Black who wore naught but the American flag: "Thou shalt not juggle knives lest thee accidentally gouge out thine eye." |
| 9204 |
main |
4.23 |
Jan 29, 2010 |
theHominid
|
You are the absolute breadfruit of my cytoplasm. |
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| Jan 30, 2010 |
ajlposh
|
Oh my God! I'm looking at starts through a microscope |
| 9198 |
main |
4.14 |
Jan 28, 2010 |
B0BBarker
|
The low pro hoe should be cut like an afro. |
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| Feb 1, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Ethiopian tribesmen pray to the gods to bring hamburgers and firewater to feed the lizard king. |
| 9194 |
main |
3.79 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
xezton
|
However, during the War of 2153, 0xFAB was destroyed, leaving only his son, 0xFAC behind to avenge him. |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
freak4all
|
Oh my god! People are jumping out of planes without parachutes, Colombian FARC guerrillas are coming after me. Mmmmmm this orange is delicious. |
| 9163 |
main |
4.50 |
Jan 23, 2010 |
Julia
|
Why do I always get to start a new game when I have to leave! |
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| Jan 25, 2010 |
B0BBarker
|
God is displeased by the awesome kid ruining his friends' game of Sorry with his magic. |
| 9157 |
main |
4.26 |
Jan 17, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Due to claims of racial insensitivity, the Black Goat of the Woods is now known as Shub-African-Americanath. |
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| Jan 23, 2010 |
ToxicBob
|
As the money chewing moose trampled people with his tank, Chief SeveralFaces fled from the scene. |