| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
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As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9453 |
main |
3.75 |
Jul 20, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Did he drop any good loot? |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Coconut Crab never went on a flight without his trusty Elvis luggage. |
| 9448 |
main |
3.86 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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A monkey poured coffee in my boots. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Little did the unwitting campers know that mere feet away from their tent, an elderly chipmunk was busy pouring chocolate milk into a pair of their oversized slip-ons. |
| 9446 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I'm the captain of the gravy train! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. |
| 9444 |
main |
3.90 |
Jul 6, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Your mommas so fat, she weighs herself on the richter scale! |
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| Jul 28, 2010 |
LashaC
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Not even the golden boys could compete with farmer brown's pumpkins. |
| 9407 |
main |
2.45 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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Sell girl, eat bike, screw pizza. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
Kevlar
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Googly-eyed Steve tries to stab the Moon banana, but his pointy red hat does him no good. |
| 9402 |
main |
3.80 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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Have you ever been over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? The Macaroni soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken tastes like wood? |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
nightaudit
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A couple shares a meal of giant larva in their new sideways home, one of them is allergic and is crying raibow tears. |
| 9392 |
main |
2.30 |
May 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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It's the monthly "New Meme" contest with judges Angry Face, Scissors King, and Ghost Shark. Up next is Raven Desk. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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"Trogdor the Burninator is not allowed into The Sentence Game!" insisted the Sentence Game door bouncer. "Cheerleaders and hula dancers are okay." |
| 9389 |
main |
3.12 |
May 19, 2010 |
Vethica
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I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog! |
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| May 25, 2010 |
buttons
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The Chihuahua King pales in comparison to The Lion King. |
| 9387 |
main |
4.04 |
May 15, 2010 |
theHominid
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Chuck Norris times zero equals one. |
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| May 22, 2010 |
lizard
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Kanye west ended his rap career to compose classical music on cassette tapes. Sadly, he is still a d-bag. |
| 9361 |
main |
3.58 |
Apr 18, 2010 |
Reecer6
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OK, so GLaDOS, Darth Vader, and Problem Sleuth walk into a bar. PS tells the other two that he's awesome... |
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| May 18, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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"so you see, kids," said Professor Teddy, "if you dont recycle glass bottles you become Darth Vader." |
| 9344 |
main |
3.42 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Do you think it was a good idea painting Tony the Tiger on my jacked up 80's Cadilac? |
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| Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Cecil was confused that they had egged and thrown toilet paper at his car and not his house |
| 9317 |
main |
3.82 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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What if the Nazis sold jews as slaves? |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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As the sun came closer to the earth, the Neo-Neo-Nazis finally completed their final goal. |
| 9316 |
main |
4.17 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |
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| Mar 12, 2010 |
RedLicorice
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"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. |
| 9298 |
main |
4.48 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
SwEeTiNsAnItY
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Working out on the Stairmaster at the gym is no fun, but think of how good it'll make my butt look in these jeans! |
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| Mar 1, 2010 |
coffee demon
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"When you've got a butt this big, the only way you're going to make the streets wide enough is if you knit them yourself!" |
| 9294 |
main |
3.78 |
Feb 20, 2010 |
Ringo
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I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired. |
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| Feb 25, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Handy Manny is putting those hands to good use - strangling people to get the wood and tools he requires. |
| 9276 |
main |
4.17 |
Feb 15, 2010 |
IanBA
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The good news is that we don't have to stuff our kid's Easter baskets; we told them Amazon murdered the Easter Bunny. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
spideydude
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"Okay, giant mug of green beer, I hanged all those bunnies like you asked. Now will you get off my back?" |
| 9271 |
main |
4.57 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
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Elmer Fudd finally kills Bugs Bunny |
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| Feb 17, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Elmer Fudd has finally had enough of that waskilly wabbit. |
| 9259 |
main |
3.15 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
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Call of Duty is an American game made for Americans. Go play Crash Bandicoot, mate. |
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| Feb 16, 2010 |
Phinigin
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Having a threesome anywhere in the world except for Australia makes the 2-Faced-Peacock-Cyclops big money. |
| 9250 |
main |
3.00 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Goodog killed his owner with a spear to the throat and is now murdering his owner's wife with a crane and some well-placed sharks. |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
jmomsu
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In outer space, piranhas cannibalize while swans consume cheddar flavored goldfish snack crackers. |