| 9524 |
main |
3.33 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
CWAL
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Mrs. Pinkosaurus teaches painting classes. |
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| Sep 8, 2010 |
IanBA
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Zombies are terrible math teachers. The only thing they know is "man equals good". |
| 9423 |
main |
3.58 |
Jun 20, 2010 |
KingPixelmouth
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Take me west and I will show you my shiny marbles. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
lizard
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Dark man, Albino man, and Rhino man crapped bacon as they tried to defend their castle. |
| 9364 |
main |
3.05 |
Apr 20, 2010 |
theHominid
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Those monocles were the Merrells of Nazi Germany. |
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| May 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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All Nazis are Simpsons. |
| 9344 |
main |
3.42 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
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Do you think it was a good idea painting Tony the Tiger on my jacked up 80's Cadilac? |
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| Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Cecil was confused that they had egged and thrown toilet paper at his car and not his house |
| 9336 |
main |
3.60 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
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Go smoke another carton of Marlboros you hoosier son of a b*tch. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
freak4all
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Winston Churchill delightfully signaled the helicopter to drop him a toothbrush, now he can fix his stereotypical British teeth. |
| 9319 |
main |
3.50 |
Mar 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Sorry boys, Daddy says I can't date 'til I'm 30. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The frozen Christmas tree rose off his angry, envious throne to scold the caveman's daughter, who had broken his heart. |
| 9306 |
main |
3.42 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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You can't turn a ho into a housewife. |
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| Mar 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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On this episode of Wiggles, the yellow-shirt guy is denied on the marriage to the smug pole dancer. Why are kids seeing this anyways? |
| 9296 |
main |
3.44 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
IanBA
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It's okay to be gay. |
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| Mar 1, 2010 |
lizard
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Arch Bishop hates rainbows. This really puts purple-haired Waldo and Ness down in the dumps. |
| 9294 |
main |
3.78 |
Feb 20, 2010 |
Ringo
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I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired. |
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| Feb 25, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Handy Manny is putting those hands to good use - strangling people to get the wood and tools he requires. |
| 9292 |
main |
3.76 |
Feb 20, 2010 |
Ringo
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If I could meet one celebrity, I'd meet Ringo Starr's mustache. |
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| Feb 22, 2010 |
kswanderer
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I Dream of Genie makes 3 wishes from the genie from Aladdin. 1) Marry Shaggy 2) A bleeding camera 3) A vacation in Hawaii |
| 9280 |
main |
3.54 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
freak4all
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We don't gnaw on our kitty. |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
jlight210
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queen spits out colorful balloons nearby cat watches, guy on lower level attempts to drag a giant recycle bin but hits his head on ceiling |
| 9266 |
main |
3.80 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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We'll just let you walk in unannounced on a game of a man, a turkey and a fortune cookie doing mature things. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
eloise10
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A purplehaired spectator seems upset at the intrusion of the tennis match by a flying ham, where his afrofriend only seems to bear a look of surprise. |
| 9263 |
main |
4.07 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
H2td
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Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
*M* birq
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Alligators are a lot more anthropomorphic (and hornier) than you think they are. |
| 9253 |
main |
3.33 |
Feb 10, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Warning: High cube! |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
jmomsu
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Caution: Beware of levitating alien cartons wielding bloody chainsaws. |
| 9225 |
main |
3.85 |
Feb 4, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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This year's new Olympic sport is unveiled to great fanfare! |
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| Feb 6, 2010 |
freak4all
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Wondering the ancient streets of Pompeii, tourists take pictures of the bodies which turned to stone in the volcanic eruption. |
| 9222 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 3, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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You kiss your enemies like you know you should, then you jerk your body like a horny pony would. |
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| Feb 8, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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The Japanese boy and the old fart got excited at the idea of a dragon threesome. |
| 9218 |
main |
4.33 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Well, fine. I don't want to play an instrument anyway. I can ride motorcycles and punch things. |
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| Feb 6, 2010 |
fishboy5
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Arizona, Florida, and Colorado forbid bike-riding skeletons from playing the violin. |
| 9140 |
main |
3.84 |
Jan 10, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
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Bob the fireman keeps a portrait of the queen in his pocket; he likes to keep his fire engine clean. |
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| Jan 17, 2010 |
freak4all
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Sonic the Hedgehog and his friend were sad when Guy Fawkes blew up the British Parliament. But Donny tried to put out the flames with a hose. |
| 9137 |
main |
3.88 |
Jan 10, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
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I fell asleep eating a donut. When I awoke, I was blind. |
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| Jan 15, 2010 |
theHominid
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I wish I hadn't let Afro Baby chew on this while sleeping, thought Afro Mom as she lay in bed with her broken wedding ring. |
| 9136 |
main |
3.49 |
Jan 10, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
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Mortimer the Monkey laughed maniacally as he secretly watched his cruel master unknowingly gorge himself on poisoned pie. |
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| Jan 15, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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"Allright" said Captian No-Eyes "the whole crew's walkin' the plank!" Humpty dumpty didn't buy it however; He knew it was april fool's day. |