| 9425 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 24, 2010 |
Martham112
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Happy Celebration of the Senses Day, International Fairy Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National Hand Shake Day & National Pralines Day |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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"Mmm, yes, Mwahahaha!" said Dracula, "Kicking his dog is the perfect plan to bring Butterfly Man to the dark side!" |
| 9424 |
main |
3.24 |
Jun 23, 2010 |
IanBA
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I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I want to sing you a little song... |
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| Jul 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The communist hippie complains to the gas station attendant that he isn't a music-playing hippie. |
| 9419 |
main |
3.89 |
Jun 10, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Chakras, chakras, everybody loves chakras! |
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| Jun 30, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Kate Moss screamed in terror as the anthropomorphic eagle superhero lusted for her |
| 9369 |
main |
2.84 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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How does one say, "I play the sentence game" in Spanish? |
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| May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
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Blueberry toast does not like it when the masked gorilla steals their handicapped parking signs! |
| 9352 |
main |
3.50 |
Apr 10, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The TSG player is getting angry at the abundance of Osama and Obama related games. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
kimbrey
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Rich letter g had no interest in buying lollypops from f and n. |
| 9350 |
main |
4.05 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Labor Day's always busy down in the Maternity Ward. |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"All these immigrants are turning our women into cyclops!" screamed the American soldier as he launched multiple nuclear warheads at the happy Swiss hopsital. |
| 9319 |
main |
3.50 |
Mar 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Sorry boys, Daddy says I can't date 'til I'm 30. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The frozen Christmas tree rose off his angry, envious throne to scold the caveman's daughter, who had broken his heart. |
| 9294 |
main |
3.78 |
Feb 20, 2010 |
Ringo
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I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired. |
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| Feb 25, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Handy Manny is putting those hands to good use - strangling people to get the wood and tools he requires. |
| 9289 |
main |
3.90 |
Feb 19, 2010 |
IanBA
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As Pooh cradled Piglet's decapitated body in his hands, he vowed to get revenge on the Mexican Mafia. |
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| Feb 27, 2010 |
Grue
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Winnie the Pooh dreams of a wild birthday party where he dressed as a sheriff, Piglet passed out drunk and Humpty Dumpty made an unexpected appearance. |
| 9287 |
main |
3.71 |
Feb 17, 2010 |
IanBA
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Meet Peter Griffin, the lovable oaf who always says whats on his mind. |
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| Feb 25, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Peter Pan fends off the flying onions with his handy-dandy pistol. |
| 9281 |
main |
3.00 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
IanBA
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Don't laugh at me, don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're. all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings. |
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| Feb 20, 2010 |
cathleen
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The king, struggling over how to turn red wine into white, approached peter at the pearly gates, who, after a gentleman's agreement and a handshake, gave him the answer |
| 9270 |
main |
4.43 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
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This tiny mountain village has carried it's pork stew recipe for generations. |
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| Feb 17, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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When the wigger menacingly approached the Hog's green jello hot tub, there was little choice but for the hog to attempt to defensively brandish an AK-47. |
| 9262 |
main |
4.43 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
H2td
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You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy! |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
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"I gotta call Batman," thought Commissioner Gordon. "The Smoker is back in Gotham!" But when he accidentally dialed the wrong number, he slammed the phone down in disgust. |
| 9252 |
main |
3.32 |
Feb 10, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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They gave me enough food for three people! |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
Wesvon
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Punk kid projectile vomits out various alive fast food while giant green cross-eyed judge looks upon him from above. |
| 9232 |
main |
3.92 |
Feb 5, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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An owlbear’s coat ranges in color from brown-black to yellowish brown; its beak is a dull ivory color. A full-grown male can stand as tall as 8 feet and weigh up to 1,500 pounds. |
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| Feb 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Muscular owl makes it's painted blue ninja puppets sing. |
| 9230 |
main |
4.35 |
Feb 5, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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This spell causes seven shimmering, intertwined, multicolored beams of light to spray from your hand. Each beam has a different power. |
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| Feb 7, 2010 |
Ringo
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"For the last time," yelled the teacher witch, "how many warts to witches have on their noses?!" The student witch's mind was blank. |
| 9228 |
main |
3.53 |
Feb 5, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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Barbarians favor two-handed weapons because these
weapons allow their wielders to use more leverage,
a concept that translates into heavier, more damaging
blows. |
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| Feb 8, 2010 |
killerqueen_17
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In this episode of the popular Japanese show "Calorie Battle Banzai," the McMuffin Banana Burger and its cohorts are smashing the Giant Lobster and Apples Pizza Meal to a body-bloating pulp. |
| 9218 |
main |
4.33 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Well, fine. I don't want to play an instrument anyway. I can ride motorcycles and punch things. |
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| Feb 6, 2010 |
fishboy5
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Arizona, Florida, and Colorado forbid bike-riding skeletons from playing the violin. |
| 9215 |
main |
4.63 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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How the hell do you use that many katanas at once? |
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| Feb 4, 2010 |
Ringo
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Congratulations Link! You've found the ski gear! Use this to get past that pesky ice level in every Legend of Zelda game. |
| 9209 |
main |
3.60 |
Jan 30, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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Redshirt John Parker was very proud that Captain Kirk chose him for exploring the mysterious new planet along with Mr. Spock and Dr.McCoy. |
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| Feb 8, 2010 |
I am a banana
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Spork approving criminal-mastermind with a full disregard for explosive weapons. |