| 9487 |
main |
3.72 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Walking back from your house, walking on the moon. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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After watching Earth get blown to pieces from his vantage point on the Moon, Todd felt it was necessary to perform a very appropriate moonwalk. |
| 9459 |
main |
3.37 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Hey, just because I have a cool space cannon now doesn't mean my mansion is up for grabs! |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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The Karate Kid was NOT happy about being committed... until he found out that the building was made of his favorite food! |
| 9402 |
main |
3.80 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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Have you ever been over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? The Macaroni soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken tastes like wood? |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
nightaudit
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A couple shares a meal of giant larva in their new sideways home, one of them is allergic and is crying raibow tears. |
| 9389 |
main |
3.12 |
May 19, 2010 |
Vethica
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I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog! |
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| May 25, 2010 |
buttons
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The Chihuahua King pales in comparison to The Lion King. |
| 9382 |
main |
4.00 |
May 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Pay phones are now considered endangered species. |
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| May 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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As the blue-skinned mugger held a pistol to Alfred's head, Alfred looked back in regret at his life's events that led up to this point: Getting baptized, joining the circus, getting in fist fights, marrying a green slug alien, thus confronting the blue mu |
| 9344 |
main |
3.42 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
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Do you think it was a good idea painting Tony the Tiger on my jacked up 80's Cadilac? |
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| Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Cecil was confused that they had egged and thrown toilet paper at his car and not his house |
| 9342 |
main |
4.00 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
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Obama can go stimulate his package for all i care. |
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| Apr 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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At the inn... "You know, husband, evolution leads to the government which leads to clumsy waiters." "No it doesn't, my husband!" |
| 9339 |
main |
3.62 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
lizard
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At the academy awards, Mrs. Pac-Man was ready to announce the winner for Game of the Year. Unfortunately, Humpty Dumpty was on a 4 day cocaine binge and charged onto the stage Kanye West style. |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
coleycolkins
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Halfway through his impromptu love duet with Mrs Pacman, Mr Mallow caught sight of her husband in the audience. |
| 9316 |
main |
4.17 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |
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| Mar 12, 2010 |
RedLicorice
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"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. |
| 9306 |
main |
3.42 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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You can't turn a ho into a housewife. |
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| Mar 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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On this episode of Wiggles, the yellow-shirt guy is denied on the marriage to the smug pole dancer. Why are kids seeing this anyways? |
| 9274 |
main |
3.53 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
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The meat packing industry decides to boost PR by putting a slaughterhouse in the next season of Sesame Street. |
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| Feb 16, 2010 |
jmomsu
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"If you don't pick up these bloody jalapenos right now, I'm going to cut of your head," Jack chortled, but Chef Mime just threw more money into the bag. |
| 9233 |
main |
4.39 |
Feb 5, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Active games, Active games everywhere, and not a panel to play. |
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| Feb 7, 2010 |
Nicol3
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Argh! That checkerboard keeps dry humping my mall map! I'm using that, you jerk! |
| 9187 |
main |
4.24 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
xezton
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"How was I supposed to know it was that time of the month!?" screamed Jackson as he shuffled out the door. |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Sally brought forth the finest of her expletive arsenal against the belligerent wino, but to his eyes, it was true love. |
| 9171 |
main |
3.17 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Magnolia's a girl, her heart's made of wood. As apocalypses go, that's pretty good. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
DrRob
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The blockheads are making fun of Charles Dicken's birthday cake. Golly, that's so mean. |
| 9144 |
main |
3.78 |
Jan 11, 2010 |
CowsAreCool
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That is one big tree! |
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| Jan 14, 2010 |
CyanideNow
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A two-story house is nice, but not nearly as grand as stacking houses on top of one another until they form a tower taller than a forest of redwoods. |
| 9143 |
main |
4.19 |
Jan 11, 2010 |
Julia
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When you dance with the devil, he will trip you. |
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| Jan 19, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Stella was alarmed to find it was nearly two o'clock - if she spent much longer in the lounge, Satan would fall madly in love with her! |
| 9127 |
main |
3.10 |
Jan 6, 2010 |
theHominid
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The Interactive Weather Exhibit at the Discovery Science Center is being created with
Discovery Science Center
the intention of educating children about the weather forecasts they view on television everyday. |
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| Jan 10, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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The scribbly green twisn sit on the sofa, watching ET on the tv. Twin 2 says, "The house is in a tornado. with a cow." Twin 1 thinks that deserves a thumbs up. |
| 9096 |
main |
3.88 |
Dec 19, 2009 |
IanBA
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RAMIREZ! Do I look fat in this? |
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| Dec 25, 2009 |
SneakyRobot
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The bizzaro world Sesame Street is a bit edgier than our version. |
| 9063 |
main |
4.20 |
Dec 5, 2009 |
Tymaporer
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They don't need the elevators, the elevator shaft is a perfectly direct line. |
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| Dec 11, 2009 |
Graid
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"Augh, someone has stolen my chia pet cat, but I can't get to them because the wire to their floor on the elevator is broken.. THIS MAKES ME SO MAD!!" |
| 9053 |
main |
3.88 |
Nov 29, 2009 |
IanBA
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Female workers at the Iowa Beef Packers slaughterhouse reported solicitations for sexual favors, harassment, and the use of animal parts in a sexual manner. |
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| Dec 6, 2009 |
Kanji_usagi
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Don't feed the gremlin after midnight. But more importantly, don't give the gremlin beer after midnight while he babysits your child in a grocery shopping cart. |