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| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 322 | |||||
| 9464 | main | 3.25 | Jul 30, 2010 | *M* elzaban |
It wasn't until liftoff that I had second thoughts about the stability of our homemade rocket ship. |  |
| Aug 18, 2010 | pinballwizard |
Obese Mickey Mouse likes the unholy idea of playing leap-frog with Jesus. | ||||
| 9418 | main | 3.77 | Jun 9, 2010 | freak4all |
Hula Jesus vs Ninja Beavers! Lets see which one has the strongest lasting power by the end of this game. |  |
| Jun 27, 2010 | KingPixelmouth |
The black, island dweller's summoning of dancing figures made Martial Arts Beaver justifiably curious. | ||||
| 9347 | main | 3.13 | Mar 29, 2010 | IanBA |
Taxi driver gives details on Osama bin Laden. |  |
| Apr 1, 2010 | allaboutsoul |
We all live in a yellow submarine. | ||||
| 9288 | main | 3.56 | Feb 17, 2010 | IanBA |
The real reason the Power Rangers ended was because the black ranger's cocaine overdose. Now you know... |  |
| Feb 28, 2010 | Reecer6 |
The rainbow colored people watch the torch say apple, and a ninja barf yellow at a yellow man who has a cross and pick-axe. | ||||
| 9282 | main | 3.55 | Feb 16, 2010 | IanBA |
"Garfield dies of feline heart failure": the least popular Garfield book. |  |
| Feb 26, 2010 | jmomsu |
The head of John the Baptist appeared to Lasagnaman and ordered him to kill President Garfield; since he had already been assassinated, Lasagnaman did the next best thing, yelling "Sic semper cartoonis," as he brandished the dagger. | ||||
| 9196 | main | 3.63 | Jan 28, 2010 | pinballwizard |
Dám si jedno pivo prosím. |  |
| Jan 29, 2010 | misterverymean |
Better to eat sunshine than give it to Jesus. | ||||
| 9163 | main | 4.50 | Jan 23, 2010 | Julia |
Why do I always get to start a new game when I have to leave! |  |
| Jan 25, 2010 | B0BBarker |
God is displeased by the awesome kid ruining his friends' game of Sorry with his magic. | ||||
| 9152 | main | 4.50 | Jan 16, 2010 | theHominid |
This is a succinct list of new and established Christian Fiction Authors[1]. |  |
| Jan 23, 2010 | fishboy5 |
Buddy Jesus waits patiently by the phone for a call from a monster in the middle east. | ||||
| 9091 | main | 3.74 | Dec 18, 2009 | theHominid |
How did Jesus like his burgers? |  |
| Dec 24, 2009 | jmomsu |
All new stretchy Jesus is fun and safe for children of all ages. From the makers of Rock-em Sock-em Cherub-im. | ||||
| 9060 | main | 3.29 | Dec 5, 2009 | *M* YoHB |
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? |  |
| Dec 15, 2009 | CowsAreCool |
12 bunnies won't sing and hate Jesus, as the banner counts down to the end. | ||||
| 9056 | main | 3.35 | Nov 30, 2009 | IanBA |
Triplets born, the throne awaits, a seer warns of a deadly fate, give up your children, separate, bide your time, lie in wait.... |  |
| Dec 5, 2009 | SAoctopus |
Picking a partner for the Halloween Spotlight Dance was a hard decision for the witch to make, but the levitating pirate seems like a logical choice. | ||||
| 9040 | main | 4.19 | Nov 18, 2009 | KingPixelmouth |
My futuristic linguistics turn fools into statistics. |  |
| Dec 1, 2009 | IanBA |
Punk Minuteman is going to drop the brocoli bomb, and he ain't he won't let Victorian age authors make him read the instruction book. | ||||
| 9020 | main | 3.83 | Nov 2, 2009 | Bolsa |
Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind I go out speaking the king's? |  |
| Nov 8, 2009 | freak4all |
2000 years ago, the original writers of the Bible gathered for a meeting. "We must have our main character crucified, not shot & killed by an evil book, we'll make more money & convert more people this way," said one of the writers. | ||||
| 9006 | main | 3.79 | Oct 14, 2009 | theHominid |
If I say I don't like cabbage, I'll be banned from The Sentence Game forever, and then King Tut, czar of Oklahoma, would kill me, and God would mistake me for Sarah Palin and send me to hell, so instead I'll say I don't like broccoli. |  |
| Nov 7, 2009 | SAoctopus |
I wanted a man who was dumb and relaxed, but instead my royal dates were getting puked on by yaks. | ||||
| 9003 | main | 4.27 | Oct 14, 2009 | theHominid |
"In Soviet Utah, Jesus and Barack Obama vote for you," Kermit told me, but I just wanted him to pass the delicious salad that a woman named "Julia" had made. |  |
| Oct 26, 2009 | ajlposh |
Two out of three diseased ex-hippie women think that George W. Bush should not be here. | ||||
| 9002 | main | 4.38 | Oct 11, 2009 | theHominid |
Moses was so much more important than Jesus; after all, he used Microsoft Word. |  |
| Oct 30, 2009 | pinballwizard |
The Israeli rubber ducky and Karate Jesus prepare to kung-fu fight for The Sentence Game world fighter championship title. | ||||
| 8995 | main | 3.98 | Oct 6, 2009 | theHominid |
I tried to tell Hillary Clinton that recycling was Satan's work, but she wouldn't listen; thus, when Obama's socialists Nazi plan succeeded, she was forced to work as a strawberry farmaer on Pluto, paying taxes to Darwin and Wikipedia. |  |
| Oct 20, 2009 | RedLicorice |
Satan hid in the recycling bin as Jesus and Eeyore shared some pizza. | ||||
| 8990 | main | 3.91 | Sep 29, 2009 | Tymaporer |
Yo Hula Jesus, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Soviet Cheerleader was one of the best memes of all time! |  |
| Oct 16, 2009 | RedLicorice |
Bill agreed to stop threatening the hobo with a gun and walked away, but Zeus still struck down his communist cheerleader girlfriend. | ||||
| 8979 | main | 4.41 | Sep 22, 2009 | LesPaul70 |
Who killed archbishop Romero? Detective Camel has a hunch. |  |
| Oct 8, 2009 | Julia |
Cthulhu may be an awesome God, but he sucks as a painter. He never uses the correct brushes | ||||
| 8953 | main | 3.43 | Sep 6, 2009 | Reecer6 |
Henry Townshend and Walter Sullivan play DDR, Eileen scuttles around for a House of the Dead 4 game. |  |
| Sep 12, 2009 | wamwam |
After Suzy died, Jesus appeared and told her that Heaven was a constant video game, his favorite being Dance Dance Revolution. | ||||