| 9529 |
main |
3.71 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
rebur
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Don't worry, he can't defend himself, he's got no head. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
GreenRingOfLife
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Headless chicken killing Barney |
| 9522 |
main |
4.56 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
notasoda
|
The man in the yellow hat was quite disturbed when he realized just how curious George was. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
pyridine
|
Quite a popular monkey enjoys a smell coming from the girl's bathroom. |
| 9490 |
main |
3.83 |
Aug 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
A Harmless Villain builds a machine, so the closer you are to it, the worse you look art-wise. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
Flyboy
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A man ponders artificial duck reproduction. |
| 9489 |
main |
4.09 |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
A wizard turned you into a shark. Is this awesome? (Y/N) |
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| Sep 6, 2010 |
potatoE
|
Saruman had been more testy since the arm had been amputated and this graffiti-scrawling boy with mustard on his forehead was about to find out just how quick wizards are to anger. |
| 9488 |
main |
3.43 |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
The King of Trash becomes CEO of Apple. |
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| Aug 31, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
The new Windows Royal Edition kept customers away from the Apple store by spraying them with a fire extinguisher |
| 9487 |
main |
3.72 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Walking back from your house, walking on the moon. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
After watching Earth get blown to pieces from his vantage point on the Moon, Todd felt it was necessary to perform a very appropriate moonwalk. |
| 9480 |
main |
3.92 |
Aug 16, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Free at last from my vegetable prison!" |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
potatoE
|
Nintendo, disappointed with H.R. Giger's art direction in the latest Earthworm Jim game, opted to make the Wii version more compatible with their loyal fanbase's expectations. |
| 9479 |
main |
3.00 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
The King of Trash starts a Car Insurance Company. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Britney Spears takes her place as the new demon queen by washing the scalp of an unwilling skull. |
| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
|
It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
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| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
|
"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
|
As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9469 |
main |
2.52 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
IanBA
|
You might see me walking a dead rotweiller dog with it's head chopped off. |
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| Aug 16, 2010 |
jenettr
|
A man stands, wondering which way to go to get to the garden, while the dog is distracted by something to his left. |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
|
As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9467 |
main |
3.72 |
Aug 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
One day, a mad scientist was on TV Tropes... |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Mad scientists in films have gotten very poor at scheming in recent years - the newest film involves a plot to destroy Facebook, and includes a talking CGI Erlenmeyer flask. |
| 9460 |
main |
3.53 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
Disappearing through a portal to the distant future is a very odd definition of "luck". |
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| Aug 1, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Look around you - just look around you; have you worked out what we're looking for? Correct, the answer is: Maths." |
| 9456 |
main |
4.00 |
Jul 23, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
After a falling out with They Might Be Giants, Particle Man ended up working as a test subject in the Large Hadron Collider. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
lizard
|
In the late afternoon the bomb fell from the sky, creaming at the target as it carried red Prada shoes. |
| 9449 |
main |
4.17 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
|
And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Martin's wife was infuriated with him - in his drunken confusion he had fired the priest and hired the Boy Wonder to perform the ceremony using a large parasol. |
| 9447 |
main |
3.67 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
misterverymean
|
The angry, mustache-wearing cactus rubbed a magic lamp and got a wish: make everyone's poop explode like a bomb 10 seconds after it comes out. |
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| Jul 28, 2010 |
Taylor
|
The cactus wished for a defective toilet, he immediately regretted his decision. |
| 9437 |
main |
3.40 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I don't believe it! BABY ALIVE IS ACTUALLY EATING HER BABY FOOD! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Religious Robert kneeled in worship, bearing a gift of Swiss cheese before the baby dragon god. The baby dragon puked all over him in disgust |
| 9434 |
main |
3.83 |
Jul 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Joe retrieved his arms from a safe too hard, ending up like an octopus. |
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| Jul 13, 2010 |
Mjollnir
|
"Too many arms but too less time", Smookey the Kraken thought trying to open the safe under the candlelight. |
| 9430 |
main |
3.44 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Mijumaru duels Tsutarja to see which one of them is more recognizable to TSG. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
Hairdryers are great for cooking chicken: no question! |