| 9481 |
main |
3.75 |
Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Pikachu, Uncle Sam wants you! |
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| Aug 25, 2010 |
freak4all
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The pokemon charmander looked confused as the pokemon kid Ash got eaten by a shark. |
| 9469 |
main |
2.52 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
IanBA
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You might see me walking a dead rotweiller dog with it's head chopped off. |
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| Aug 16, 2010 |
jenettr
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A man stands, wondering which way to go to get to the garden, while the dog is distracted by something to his left. |
| 9465 |
main |
3.36 |
Jul 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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I didn't know Transformes exploded into cowshit when they died. |
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| Aug 11, 2010 |
freak4all
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A solid orange Rubix Cube hates springtime allergy season. |
| 9462 |
main |
3.82 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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"Get your bathroom whiter with KKK plumbing services!" |
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| Aug 12, 2010 |
freak4all
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Little did the blind janitor know that pranksters replaced the head of his mop with an eskimo. |
| 9460 |
main |
3.53 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Disappearing through a portal to the distant future is a very odd definition of "luck". |
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| Aug 1, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Look around you - just look around you; have you worked out what we're looking for? Correct, the answer is: Maths." |
| 9454 |
main |
2.94 |
Jul 21, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Insert pop-culture referance here. |
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| Jul 30, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Who better to pick up chicks than the Living Up? |
| 9451 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 17, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Little did the toaster know, that was the last blueberry pop tart he would ever see. |
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| Jul 26, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I'm telling you, my lunchbox has an evil alter ego! |
| 9448 |
main |
3.86 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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A monkey poured coffee in my boots. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Little did the unwitting campers know that mere feet away from their tent, an elderly chipmunk was busy pouring chocolate milk into a pair of their oversized slip-ons. |
| 9446 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I'm the captain of the gravy train! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. |
| 9441 |
main |
3.13 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Where my hat is at? |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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The Nazi soldier in the commie reeducation chamber was caught by surprise when he suddenly sprouted an extra leg. And it wasn't even outlined properly! |
| 9422 |
main |
3.36 |
Jun 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Remember: 1+1=2 and NOBODY wants to switch places with Ishmael. |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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And now on Discovery Channel, a most striking finding in the realm of biology: insects and crustaceans attempt to replicate Japanese emoticons. |
| 9420 |
main |
4.33 |
Jun 10, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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...well, let's just say he had nightmares for weeks about aquatic molestation. |
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| Jun 23, 2010 |
ThePheonix
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You know, I think its okay that french sharks love to eat mimes, I really, really do. |
| 9403 |
main |
3.30 |
May 24, 2010 |
Vethica
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These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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three holiday men contemplate a ganja tree. there is a bonfire. |
| 9383 |
main |
3.41 |
May 11, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Why does it want me to start a new game?? I don't have any ideas left! Why won't you leave me alone! Let me out of here! Let someone else do it for a change. HELP ME!! |
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| May 20, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The caveman returned the missing puzzle piece, but, to my dismay, immediately stole a new one. |
| 9377 |
main |
4.00 |
May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
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Though time and trouble pass me by... |
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| May 17, 2010 |
flailingwings
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Due to recent budget cuts in Egypt, the pyramids were deconstructed to reveal that King Tut was not actually dead; but rather he has been sleeping quite soundly on an ugly brown couch for all these years. |
| 9375 |
main |
3.46 |
May 1, 2010 |
freak4all
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Various tortures they gave me when I went to school... yes they made me wear a funny hat, I had to wear a clown uniform... with no pants. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
lizard
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The posh British girl contemplated binge drinking. |
| 9373 |
main |
4.10 |
Apr 30, 2010 |
theHominid
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Everyone on the internet is a linguist in their own right, and shouldn't be required to believe in sauce. |
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| May 13, 2010 |
bizquisite
|
Old man Red wanted to take the beat up station wagon out for a drive, but Mr. Green didn't know where the key to the ignition switch was. |
| 9342 |
main |
4.00 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Obama can go stimulate his package for all i care. |
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| Apr 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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At the inn... "You know, husband, evolution leads to the government which leads to clumsy waiters." "No it doesn't, my husband!" |
| 9339 |
main |
3.62 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
lizard
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At the academy awards, Mrs. Pac-Man was ready to announce the winner for Game of the Year. Unfortunately, Humpty Dumpty was on a 4 day cocaine binge and charged onto the stage Kanye West style. |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
coleycolkins
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Halfway through his impromptu love duet with Mrs Pacman, Mr Mallow caught sight of her husband in the audience. |
| 9337 |
main |
3.73 |
Mar 25, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Mao gets an enema. |
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| Mar 26, 2010 |
sanchi
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As we all know Morgan Freeman is GOD and as a proof of his powers he makes George Washington drink the water of a fish bowl, this makes him think of a smile face |