| 9469 |
main |
2.52 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
IanBA
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You might see me walking a dead rotweiller dog with it's head chopped off. |
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| Aug 16, 2010 |
jenettr
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A man stands, wondering which way to go to get to the garden, while the dog is distracted by something to his left. |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
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As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9383 |
main |
3.41 |
May 11, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Why does it want me to start a new game?? I don't have any ideas left! Why won't you leave me alone! Let me out of here! Let someone else do it for a change. HELP ME!! |
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| May 20, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The caveman returned the missing puzzle piece, but, to my dismay, immediately stole a new one. |
| 9358 |
main |
3.23 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
kittimiyo
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Well this trip to Minnesota would've been alright if it wasn't for that effin twine ball. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
lizard
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The giant brain and the decrepit old man shout obscenities at the freaked out ivy league school preppie |
| 9355 |
main |
3.30 |
Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself |
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| Apr 27, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"Voodoo, recycling and the smell of radio controlled cars always give me the blues." said the ambivalent, possibly drugged, gentleman. |
| 9352 |
main |
3.50 |
Apr 10, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The TSG player is getting angry at the abundance of Osama and Obama related games. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
kimbrey
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Rich letter g had no interest in buying lollypops from f and n. |
| 9344 |
main |
3.42 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
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Do you think it was a good idea painting Tony the Tiger on my jacked up 80's Cadilac? |
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| Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Cecil was confused that they had egged and thrown toilet paper at his car and not his house |
| 9325 |
main |
3.44 |
Mar 16, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Sorry, I couldn't tell if you were eating yogurt or lighting a crack pipe. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
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Luigi uses bubblegum and evolves into Clipart Brad Pitt! Now, Brad, why are you sticking a flashlight into Mario's anal cavity? |
| 9316 |
main |
4.17 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |
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| Mar 12, 2010 |
RedLicorice
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"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. |
| 9258 |
main |
3.74 |
Feb 12, 2010 |
IanBA
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A dog is not a beer bottle, no matter how much it's alcoholic owner wishes. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The party left the band members passed out on the floor of the club, unaware of the approaching tornado. |
| 9249 |
main |
3.49 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Steniia
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Billy answered "Why, I'd kill a man for a klondike bar!". |
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| Feb 13, 2010 |
buttercup
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Sir Edmund Hillary and Emperor Palpantine walk into a bar... |
| 9248 |
main |
3.92 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Unaka Speech
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My Momma has a dog. |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
jmomsu
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Muscular Molly Ringwold performed an abortion on herself after being struck by Cupid's arrow and falling in love with Snow White's magic mirror. |
| 9214 |
main |
4.38 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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HE HAS DOLPHINS! NUKE HIM NOW! |
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| Feb 5, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Obscure Che Guevara Fact #47: During guerrilla combat in Bolivia, Che fought by using a dolphin as a truncheon; Obscure Fact #48: His left arm was triple-jointed. |
| 9199 |
main |
4.72 |
Jan 28, 2010 |
theHominid
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'Tis the final battle in the epic war between the shiftkey and the spacebar. |
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| Feb 1, 2010 |
ajlposh
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The spacebars slaughtered all the other keys |
| 9185 |
main |
3.97 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
DrRob
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Excuse me, while I kiss the sky. |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Twoface teaches wooly mammoths how to play Chess. |
| 9170 |
main |
3.95 |
Jan 24, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Fish aren't animals. They're reptiles. |
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| Jan 26, 2010 |
DrRob
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The best way to segregate gold fish is with angry songs. |
| 9148 |
main |
2.72 |
Jan 13, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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I would buy TSG meme action figures. |
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| Jan 20, 2010 |
Noviomagum
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The Fonz was very sceptical about the children singing goodbye to their dear mother in a perfectly conserved Greek temple. |
| 9147 |
main |
3.60 |
Jan 11, 2010 |
CowsAreCool
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Susie was shocked to find out her mother was really a witch. |
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| Jan 19, 2010 |
Keetron
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With Abraham Lincoln on his mind, the Nutty Professor pulled a gun out of his ear. |
| 9136 |
main |
3.49 |
Jan 10, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
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Mortimer the Monkey laughed maniacally as he secretly watched his cruel master unknowingly gorge himself on poisoned pie. |
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| Jan 15, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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"Allright" said Captian No-Eyes "the whole crew's walkin' the plank!" Humpty dumpty didn't buy it however; He knew it was april fool's day. |
| 9131 |
main |
3.36 |
Jan 8, 2010 |
daniappleseed
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Giant Rabbit playing Clash songs |
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| Jan 10, 2010 |
theHominid
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La, la, la, I've lost my arm, my cat's sad, I'm falling into a black hole in a bag of popcorn, and not even the statues will save me....la, la, la... |