| 9484 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
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You just don't girls who aren't your own species. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.... yes, even the hippies and aliens. |
| 9479 |
main |
3.00 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The King of Trash starts a Car Insurance Company. |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
chris_ninety1
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Britney Spears takes her place as the new demon queen by washing the scalp of an unwilling skull. |
| 9475 |
main |
3.30 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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We're going into the Robotic Dragon's Apple Store! |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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This is the worst old-timey radio I've ever bought - only thing it picks up is circus music. |
| 9474 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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A businessman on his way to work wants to avoid giving money to a smelly bum. |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
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As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9462 |
main |
3.82 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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"Get your bathroom whiter with KKK plumbing services!" |
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| Aug 12, 2010 |
freak4all
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Little did the blind janitor know that pranksters replaced the head of his mop with an eskimo. |
| 9459 |
main |
3.37 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Hey, just because I have a cool space cannon now doesn't mean my mansion is up for grabs! |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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The Karate Kid was NOT happy about being committed... until he found out that the building was made of his favorite food! |
| 9456 |
main |
4.00 |
Jul 23, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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After a falling out with They Might Be Giants, Particle Man ended up working as a test subject in the Large Hadron Collider. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
lizard
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In the late afternoon the bomb fell from the sky, creaming at the target as it carried red Prada shoes. |
| 9445 |
main |
3.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity - I need it for my dreams. |
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| Jul 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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The Judge and jury were flabbergasted when God took over the role of judgement in the prisoner's trial. God smited the accused. |
| 9444 |
main |
3.90 |
Jul 6, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Your mommas so fat, she weighs herself on the richter scale! |
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| Jul 28, 2010 |
LashaC
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Not even the golden boys could compete with farmer brown's pumpkins. |
| 9441 |
main |
3.13 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Where my hat is at? |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
The Nazi soldier in the commie reeducation chamber was caught by surprise when he suddenly sprouted an extra leg. And it wasn't even outlined properly! |
| 9440 |
main |
3.21 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
|
You got to flip it turn-ways! He`s escaping from above! |
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| Jul 23, 2010 |
kitty5000
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Wondering where their eyes have gone, she cheerily snaps the rungs in the ladder with a point of her finger, leaving the blue team in peril. |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9432 |
main |
3.21 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
...and that's how I got a nazi clown fetish. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
Annabun
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Phillip still couldn't understand why dogs shouldn't drink moonshine. |
| 9430 |
main |
3.44 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Mijumaru duels Tsutarja to see which one of them is more recognizable to TSG. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
Hairdryers are great for cooking chicken: no question! |
| 9428 |
main |
3.00 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Woody is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is very painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows the whole thing. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The sad a-little-old-to-be-in-school man gazes off into the distance while slobbering on the paper that got him an F. |
| 9425 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 24, 2010 |
Martham112
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Happy Celebration of the Senses Day, International Fairy Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National Hand Shake Day & National Pralines Day |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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"Mmm, yes, Mwahahaha!" said Dracula, "Kicking his dog is the perfect plan to bring Butterfly Man to the dark side!" |
| 9412 |
main |
3.37 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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A penguin begins flying in order to catch a train north to sao paolo. |
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| Jun 22, 2010 |
destinknee
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Packing marine animals for a holiday is what makes Disco Cacti much cooler than you. |
| 9410 |
main |
3.50 |
Jun 7, 2010 |
IanBA
|
What's the difference between Obama and Simba? |
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| Jun 10, 2010 |
Zombeatz
|
The safari-man's pet lion had already killed a rhino but killing Bowser was one step too far! |
| 9406 |
main |
4.20 |
May 26, 2010 |
savethemooses
|
...and that's how I solved the case of the missing detectives. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
aintnobody
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Evil blue men are becoming a rampant problem; strangely, not only do they kill random citizens, but they also stab bananas in the back. |