The TSG Searchamajiggy!
| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 831 | |||||
| 9480 | main | 3.92 | Aug 16, 2010 | *M* elzaban |
"Free at last from my vegetable prison!" |  |
| Aug 28, 2010 | potatoE |
Nintendo, disappointed with H.R. Giger's art direction in the latest Earthworm Jim game, opted to make the Wii version more compatible with their loyal fanbase's expectations. | ||||
| 9474 | main | 3.67 | Aug 11, 2010 | Reecer6 |
I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day. |  |
| Aug 20, 2010 | allaboutsoul |
A businessman on his way to work wants to avoid giving money to a smelly bum. | ||||
| 9465 | main | 3.36 | Jul 31, 2010 | IanBA |
I didn't know Transformes exploded into cowshit when they died. |  |
| Aug 11, 2010 | freak4all |
A solid orange Rubix Cube hates springtime allergy season. | ||||
| 9445 | main | 3.11 | Jul 13, 2010 | *M* elzaban |
More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity - I need it for my dreams. |  |
| Jul 21, 2010 | freak4all |
The Judge and jury were flabbergasted when God took over the role of judgement in the prisoner's trial. God smited the accused. | ||||
| 9430 | main | 3.44 | Jun 29, 2010 | IanBA |
Mijumaru duels Tsutarja to see which one of them is more recognizable to TSG. |  |
| Jul 3, 2010 | allaboutsoul |
Hairdryers are great for cooking chicken: no question! | ||||
| 9346 | main | 3.56 | Mar 29, 2010 | IanBA |
WHO'S UP FOR SOME STRIP THERMONUCLEAR WAR? |  |
| Apr 17, 2010 | Aussie-Evil |
As the missile approached its target, Obama was finally able to say that Satan's Ant would be a problem no more. | ||||
| 9331 | main | 3.30 | Mar 23, 2010 | IanBA |
I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! |  |
| Apr 5, 2010 | pinballwizard |
Lenny Leonard beats the orange haired clown at his own game: Juggling spheres and sharp pointy objects. | ||||
| 9326 | main | 3.67 | Mar 18, 2010 | Reecer6 |
Hero, please get me water from the fountain on the other side of the world because I'm too lazy to get some from this well. |  |
| Mar 28, 2010 | pinballwizard |
When the curly mustached villain told Qimugkauyar the Inuit that he will relocate his people into the slums of Chile and Saudi Arabia, Qimugkauyar yelled "Not if I kick your ass first!" | ||||
| 9319 | main | 3.50 | Mar 10, 2010 | pinballwizard |
Sorry boys, Daddy says I can't date 'til I'm 30. |  |
| Mar 24, 2010 | ninjacow |
The frozen Christmas tree rose off his angry, envious throne to scold the caveman's daughter, who had broken his heart. | ||||
| 9316 | main | 4.17 | Mar 6, 2010 | IanBA |
Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |  |
| Mar 12, 2010 | RedLicorice |
"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. | ||||
| 9312 | main | 3.37 | Mar 2, 2010 | IanBA |
Crack, crack, the magical drug. The more you smoke it, you more you're strung. |  |
| Mar 24, 2010 | ninjacow |
Angry lighters can't be used to light bongs. | ||||
| 9304 | main | 4.00 | Feb 28, 2010 | pinballwizard |
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. |  |
| Mar 5, 2010 | Ivy061 |
Frogger is more of a pervert than a asian pimp. | ||||
| 9289 | main | 3.90 | Feb 19, 2010 | IanBA |
As Pooh cradled Piglet's decapitated body in his hands, he vowed to get revenge on the Mexican Mafia. |  |
| Feb 27, 2010 | Grue |
Winnie the Pooh dreams of a wild birthday party where he dressed as a sheriff, Piglet passed out drunk and Humpty Dumpty made an unexpected appearance. | ||||
| 9282 | main | 3.55 | Feb 16, 2010 | IanBA |
"Garfield dies of feline heart failure": the least popular Garfield book. |  |
| Feb 26, 2010 | jmomsu |
The head of John the Baptist appeared to Lasagnaman and ordered him to kill President Garfield; since he had already been assassinated, Lasagnaman did the next best thing, yelling "Sic semper cartoonis," as he brandished the dagger. | ||||
| 9278 | main | 3.75 | Feb 15, 2010 | IanBA |
The Jewish people weren't happy about Auschwitz being turned into an amusement park. "Arbeit Macht Fun!" |  |
| Feb 21, 2010 | kan_d |
There's no way I'm paying this electricity bill for an electroshocking christmas tree and a crappy nazi TV. | ||||
| 9274 | main | 3.53 | Feb 14, 2010 | IanBA |
The meat packing industry decides to boost PR by putting a slaughterhouse in the next season of Sesame Street. |  |
| Feb 16, 2010 | jmomsu |
"If you don't pick up these bloody jalapenos right now, I'm going to cut of your head," Jack chortled, but Chef Mime just threw more money into the bag. | ||||
| 9270 | main | 4.43 | Feb 14, 2010 | IanBA |
This tiny mountain village has carried it's pork stew recipe for generations. |  |
| Feb 17, 2010 | SneakyRobot |
When the wigger menacingly approached the Hog's green jello hot tub, there was little choice but for the hog to attempt to defensively brandish an AK-47. | ||||
| 9263 | main | 4.07 | Feb 12, 2010 | H2td |
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender. |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | *M* birq |
Alligators are a lot more anthropomorphic (and hornier) than you think they are. | ||||
| 9255 | main | 4.02 | Feb 11, 2010 | kimbrey |
Classic mix up! |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | jmomsu |
Elementary, my dear Watson. If I am love, then what does the world see when it looks in the mirror? Peace? Ata any rate, I need to pay my gambling debt before the bookies break more than just my thumbs. | ||||
| 9252 | main | 3.32 | Feb 10, 2010 | *M* YoHB |
They gave me enough food for three people! |  |
| Feb 14, 2010 | Wesvon |
Punk kid projectile vomits out various alive fast food while giant green cross-eyed judge looks upon him from above. | ||||