| 9482 |
main |
3.56 |
Aug 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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That doesn't give you the right to do whatever the hell I want! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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When Dorothy dreamt she was in Oz, she was really just experiencing a flash-sideways. |
| 9475 |
main |
3.30 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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We're going into the Robotic Dragon's Apple Store! |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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This is the worst old-timey radio I've ever bought - only thing it picks up is circus music. |
| 9461 |
main |
4.05 |
Jul 27, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Guns don't kill people. Wait... yeah they do. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The little boy wondered why Michael Jackson shot him, while Michael Jackson raised his gun victoriously. |
| 9438 |
main |
3.10 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
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Pickles are people too! |
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| Jul 14, 2010 |
lizard
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"What the heck is that thing?" "I dunno dude, I think it's a quilt monster." "Why is it wearing a lima bean strap-on?" "Oh shit it's coming right for us!" |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9425 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 24, 2010 |
Martham112
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Happy Celebration of the Senses Day, International Fairy Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National Hand Shake Day & National Pralines Day |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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"Mmm, yes, Mwahahaha!" said Dracula, "Kicking his dog is the perfect plan to bring Butterfly Man to the dark side!" |
| 9417 |
main |
3.81 |
Jun 9, 2010 |
aintnobody
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In today's breaking news, the ice cream truck driver was tragically assassinated. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
Snowglobe
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When dead people desire ice cream, Gary Busey runs them over with an ice cream truck. |
| 9381 |
main |
3.12 |
May 9, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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You think this is the real Quaid? It is! |
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| May 15, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Trendy apple trees go to bars and smoke joints made out of people. |
| 9365 |
main |
3.06 |
Apr 22, 2010 |
IanBA
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I buy my crack, I smack my bitch, right here in Hollywood. |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
DanTheMan
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the strange country was in coruption. |
| 9339 |
main |
3.62 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
lizard
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At the academy awards, Mrs. Pac-Man was ready to announce the winner for Game of the Year. Unfortunately, Humpty Dumpty was on a 4 day cocaine binge and charged onto the stage Kanye West style. |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
coleycolkins
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Halfway through his impromptu love duet with Mrs Pacman, Mr Mallow caught sight of her husband in the audience. |
| 9333 |
main |
3.58 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
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Freddy and Jason put their differences beside them and become BFFs. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Jason Voorhees and Russell Crowe have a face-off battle, the winner gets custody of their beloved blue chicken |
| 9326 |
main |
3.67 |
Mar 18, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Hero, please get me water from the fountain on the other side of the world because I'm too lazy to get some from this well. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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When the curly mustached villain told Qimugkauyar the Inuit that he will relocate his people into the slums of Chile and Saudi Arabia, Qimugkauyar yelled "Not if I kick your ass first!" |
| 9314 |
main |
4.19 |
Mar 5, 2010 |
freak4all
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I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. |
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| Mar 20, 2010 |
fermion
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Obama directed the donkey forward, but it got distracted by a delicious Happy Meal. |
| 9294 |
main |
3.78 |
Feb 20, 2010 |
Ringo
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I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired. |
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| Feb 25, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Handy Manny is putting those hands to good use - strangling people to get the wood and tools he requires. |
| 9288 |
main |
3.56 |
Feb 17, 2010 |
IanBA
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The real reason the Power Rangers ended was because the black ranger's cocaine overdose. Now you know... |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The rainbow colored people watch the torch say apple, and a ninja barf yellow at a yellow man who has a cross and pick-axe. |
| 9285 |
main |
3.64 |
Feb 17, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Donuts don't wear alligator shoes. |
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| Feb 20, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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JFK and Kanye West are hatching a scheme to cause global warming and make tons of money; their real goal: to get rid of all those donut-people playing the Sentence Game. |
| 9278 |
main |
3.75 |
Feb 15, 2010 |
IanBA
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The Jewish people weren't happy about Auschwitz being turned into an amusement park. "Arbeit Macht Fun!" |
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| Feb 21, 2010 |
kan_d
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There's no way I'm paying this electricity bill for an electroshocking christmas tree and a crappy nazi TV. |
| 9252 |
main |
3.32 |
Feb 10, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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They gave me enough food for three people! |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
Wesvon
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Punk kid projectile vomits out various alive fast food while giant green cross-eyed judge looks upon him from above. |
| 9220 |
main |
3.13 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Why am I getting to start so many games? |
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| Feb 5, 2010 |
jmomsu
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In the Berm-Gouda triangle, the cheesy overlords ruthlessly suppressed the human uprising. Oh, wait, those actually look more like dice. |
| 9216 |
main |
3.77 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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No time to break the fourth wall! |
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| Feb 5, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The disembodied ninja heads with differently eye-scarf things watch sadly as a flower squirts ketchup onto the globe a man is holding. |