| 9483 |
main |
4.15 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
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"I said I was JEWISH, not a ninja. There's a difference." |
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| Sep 9, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Check out this new video game! You play as a little green leprechaun magician who fights off ninja nuns! |
| 9464 |
main |
3.25 |
Jul 30, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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It wasn't until liftoff that I had second thoughts about the stability of our homemade rocket ship. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Obese Mickey Mouse likes the unholy idea of playing leap-frog with Jesus. |
| 9435 |
main |
3.61 |
Jul 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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While I retrieve arms from the safe I am riding like a mechanical bull falling down stairs, bro, Casey doesn't see a pumpkin made of Worchestershire sauce. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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Haha, I have a knife! Now i will stab my basketball-playing clon--oh wait. he's already burning to death. this is awkward. |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9429 |
main |
3.29 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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There is a hippo on your head. |
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| Jul 4, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
The witch casts a spell on Pinocchio's privates. |
| 9424 |
main |
3.24 |
Jun 23, 2010 |
IanBA
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I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I want to sing you a little song... |
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| Jul 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The communist hippie complains to the gas station attendant that he isn't a music-playing hippie. |
| 9411 |
main |
3.75 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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The television begins telling my sister its life. I pray for her safety. |
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| Jun 17, 2010 |
Frozzle
|
Obama grabbed himself angrily when he saw the geriatric superman with his pet ostrich |
| 9404 |
main |
4.00 |
May 25, 2010 |
savethemooses
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Kanye Amadeus Mozart shoots the music video for his latest track, "Symphony No. 808 & Heartbreak." |
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| Jun 3, 2010 |
spideydude
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When the three-eyed man in the bar doth play,
Turns old gals young and young gals away. |
| 9400 |
main |
3.82 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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In an unfortunate mix up, Mario accidentally used Magic Johnson's bowling trophy to stir his Spaghetti Sauce. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
Kevlar
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The man (who was greater than 8) in the apron wept over his deflated basketball while the worried, French chef spoke of the magical, Golden goblet. |
| 9399 |
main |
3.16 |
May 22, 2010 |
theHominid
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I started Playing the New page. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The crowd likes the loud new band, "The Lemonheads," but the deer next door are annoyed. |
| 9395 |
main |
3.90 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
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In my dream I am the star. It's me. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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While eating dinner, the white football player thinks about his long-lost love, a black stripper. |
| 9393 |
main |
3.17 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
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And there he goes. The big man... HASS the rock. |
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| May 25, 2010 |
ShampooHippo
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By day, Stickman Jack was an all-star baskeball player, by night... he was the SQUATTING ALGEBRAIST! Reliever of radicals, foster parent of factorials, and friend to all numerically-inclined terms hey just might happen across! |
| 9389 |
main |
3.12 |
May 19, 2010 |
Vethica
|
I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog! |
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| May 25, 2010 |
buttons
|
The Chihuahua King pales in comparison to The Lion King. |
| 9387 |
main |
4.04 |
May 15, 2010 |
theHominid
|
Chuck Norris times zero equals one. |
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| May 22, 2010 |
lizard
|
Kanye west ended his rap career to compose classical music on cassette tapes. Sadly, he is still a d-bag. |
| 9376 |
main |
3.91 |
May 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
The Knife Queen and Living Whale were playing croquet when Mr. Body was murdered. |
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| May 18, 2010 |
Atles
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Satan and his demons retook heaven with the help of a dragon. They celebrated by playing croquet with the angel's heads. |
| 9371 |
main |
3.33 |
Apr 27, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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The new series of The Wire forwent social realism in favour of a plot line involving McNulty and Bubbles setting up an animal shelter for former ganster elephants. |
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| May 17, 2010 |
WalknOnSunshine
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The werewolf and the elephant were playing dominance games while minor Jody thanked the busy Mr. Markson for the delivery. |
| 9369 |
main |
2.84 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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How does one say, "I play the sentence game" in Spanish? |
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| May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
|
Blueberry toast does not like it when the masked gorilla steals their handicapped parking signs! |
| 9357 |
main |
4.03 |
Apr 15, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
The L-block and J-block decide they want to direct Nightmare on Tetris Street. |
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| Apr 24, 2010 |
Phinigin
|
Planet of the Apes is much different on Lego T.V. |
| 9353 |
main |
3.61 |
Apr 11, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. |
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| Apr 20, 2010 |
theHominid
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After the battle, Batman teamed up with a member of Mordor's national football team. |
| 9352 |
main |
3.50 |
Apr 10, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The TSG player is getting angry at the abundance of Osama and Obama related games. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
kimbrey
|
Rich letter g had no interest in buying lollypops from f and n. |