| 9485 |
main |
2.71 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
magicpurplecat
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Life is a purple reindeer in a field of tunafish. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
Action Snail
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Long snake visits a graveyard to visit his Babby, who dug his own grave. |
| 9451 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 17, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Little did the toaster know, that was the last blueberry pop tart he would ever see. |
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| Jul 26, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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I'm telling you, my lunchbox has an evil alter ego! |
| 9413 |
main |
3.63 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
Damel
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A bird baking a cake out of its own nest while his children hang in the trees. |
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| Jun 17, 2010 |
freak4all
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The gulf oil spill caused all the seagulls to turn purple.... strange... |
| 9408 |
main |
3.31 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
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My wooden badge was delicious! |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The sentient ice cream cone wondered why there was a toilet beside the path. |
| 9390 |
main |
3.88 |
May 19, 2010 |
Vethica
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Today I put... JELLY on this hot god. |
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| May 23, 2010 |
theHominid
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In Soviet Forcedmemeland, dinosaur drives YOU extinct. |
| 9358 |
main |
3.23 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
kittimiyo
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Well this trip to Minnesota would've been alright if it wasn't for that effin twine ball. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
lizard
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The giant brain and the decrepit old man shout obscenities at the freaked out ivy league school preppie |
| 9309 |
main |
3.93 |
Mar 1, 2010 |
IanBA
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"Tonight, on a very special Fraggle Rock...." |
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| Mar 13, 2010 |
freak4all
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"Gimme back my blue hat or I'll cut all your hair off!" Yelled naked Elmo at naked Ernie at the nudist colony. |
| 9307 |
main |
3.92 |
Mar 1, 2010 |
IanBA
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You f**k with one bean, you get the whole burrito. |
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| Mar 5, 2010 |
boatdrinks
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In Mexican comic books, Superman is known as "Superhombre." He wears a purple cape, eats radioactive burritos, and breathes fire. |
| 9304 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. |
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| Mar 5, 2010 |
Ivy061
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Frogger is more of a pervert than a asian pimp. |
| 9296 |
main |
3.44 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
IanBA
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It's okay to be gay. |
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| Mar 1, 2010 |
lizard
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Arch Bishop hates rainbows. This really puts purple-haired Waldo and Ness down in the dumps. |
| 9290 |
main |
3.60 |
Feb 19, 2010 |
IanBA
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"NO!" yelled Tails, as Sonic was vaporized for violating the laws of physics. |
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| Feb 23, 2010 |
freak4all
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The geriatric sailor fended off the sea monsters as she threw magic dust at them. |
| 9272 |
main |
3.84 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
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California and Washington to court for their bastard son, Oregon. Surprisingly, Tennessee gets custody. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Atles
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Welcome to the annual ball celebrating the Radioactive Cookie-eating Pacman! You must be wearing a yellow-striped red tophat or a poofy dress to dance! |
| 9266 |
main |
3.80 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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We'll just let you walk in unannounced on a game of a man, a turkey and a fortune cookie doing mature things. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
eloise10
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A purplehaired spectator seems upset at the intrusion of the tennis match by a flying ham, where his afrofriend only seems to bear a look of surprise. |
| 9244 |
main |
2.97 |
Feb 8, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Thrusting your hips out at girls is not attractive to them at all. |
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| Feb 11, 2010 |
Dr Solomonoff
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Two new fragrances from Chanel N05, for him: smell like toxic sludge with Parfum du Vomit. For her: smell like a pig in lavender, because you're worth it. |
| 9232 |
main |
3.92 |
Feb 5, 2010 |
*M* JonnyT
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An owlbear’s coat ranges in color from brown-black to yellowish brown; its beak is a dull ivory color. A full-grown male can stand as tall as 8 feet and weigh up to 1,500 pounds. |
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| Feb 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Muscular owl makes it's painted blue ninja puppets sing. |
| 9219 |
main |
4.10 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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My scanner doesn't function when my bladder is full... |
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| Feb 4, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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"Breakfast? I hate breakfast, I piss on your breakfast!" yelled the demon. |
| 9195 |
main |
4.10 |
Jan 27, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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By the powers of Greyskull combined, I am Captain Planet! |
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| Jan 30, 2010 |
wamwam
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Because Atlas was naked, it was hard to carry the Earth. Cyclopeses find it easy to carry the Earth because they have clothing. |
| 9145 |
main |
4.14 |
Jan 11, 2010 |
wamwam
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Your'e not the only one with a gun, Bitch! |
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| Jan 16, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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For her birthday, Suzie wished for an end to all feline warfare - the senseless fighting for the Yggdrasil Wellingtons had gone too far. |
| 9098 |
main |
2.93 |
Dec 19, 2009 |
IanBA
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Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand |
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| Dec 26, 2009 |
Kanji_usagi
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Pac-Man:Earth eats people, not pellets. Meanwhile, Satan gets 3000 purple trombones for hitting the target bullseye in his sleep. |
| 9095 |
main |
3.44 |
Dec 19, 2009 |
IanBA
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The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of |
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| Dec 29, 2009 |
Reecer6
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In purpleland, a nuclear explosion happens behind the mountains. A man walking off screen is shot as his buttocks questions Red Green Blue. |