| 9529 |
main |
3.71 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
rebur
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Don't worry, he can't defend himself, he's got no head. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
GreenRingOfLife
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Headless chicken killing Barney |
| 9485 |
main |
2.71 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
magicpurplecat
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Life is a purple reindeer in a field of tunafish. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
Action Snail
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Long snake visits a graveyard to visit his Babby, who dug his own grave. |
| 9477 |
main |
3.09 |
Aug 13, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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In Soviet Russia, you own cat. |
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| Aug 27, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Due to the right-winged nature of Nazi fascism, Hitler and his rainbow cat were only able to express their love in the Swiss Alps. |
| 9474 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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A businessman on his way to work wants to avoid giving money to a smelly bum. |
| 9473 |
main |
4.27 |
Aug 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Linkara invents a gun that turns objects into comic books. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
spideydude
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Ignoring all lessons he learned from sci-fi shows, the nerd fired aimlessly into the vortex, because it ruined his detective comic books. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9464 |
main |
3.25 |
Jul 30, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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It wasn't until liftoff that I had second thoughts about the stability of our homemade rocket ship. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Obese Mickey Mouse likes the unholy idea of playing leap-frog with Jesus. |
| 9461 |
main |
4.05 |
Jul 27, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Guns don't kill people. Wait... yeah they do. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The little boy wondered why Michael Jackson shot him, while Michael Jackson raised his gun victoriously. |
| 9458 |
main |
4.20 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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In the darkness of chamber twelve, a red light glowed. |
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| Aug 3, 2010 |
lizard
|
In his partying days, Count Dracula would chug the blood of his victims through a beer bong. |
| 9456 |
main |
4.00 |
Jul 23, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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After a falling out with They Might Be Giants, Particle Man ended up working as a test subject in the Large Hadron Collider. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
lizard
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In the late afternoon the bomb fell from the sky, creaming at the target as it carried red Prada shoes. |
| 9455 |
main |
3.92 |
Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Excuse me, but isn't the Riddler's origin that he fell into a vat of riddles? |
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| Aug 2, 2010 |
spideydude
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You got the Ganondorf Voodoo Doll! Your face is beaming! Set it to the X or Y button to put a pin in his crotch. |
| 9449 |
main |
4.17 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Martin's wife was infuriated with him - in his drunken confusion he had fired the priest and hired the Boy Wonder to perform the ceremony using a large parasol. |
| 9448 |
main |
3.86 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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A monkey poured coffee in my boots. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Little did the unwitting campers know that mere feet away from their tent, an elderly chipmunk was busy pouring chocolate milk into a pair of their oversized slip-ons. |
| 9447 |
main |
3.67 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The angry, mustache-wearing cactus rubbed a magic lamp and got a wish: make everyone's poop explode like a bomb 10 seconds after it comes out. |
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| Jul 28, 2010 |
Taylor
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The cactus wished for a defective toilet, he immediately regretted his decision. |
| 9443 |
main |
3.12 |
Jul 5, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Shes just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Anatomy Man proves himself capable of outrunning a bullet train. |
| 9442 |
main |
3.41 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Yeah yeah I'll get right on that homework... right after I MASSACRE ALL THESE KITTENS!! |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Shane didn't care that the gravity reversed itself. He missed his pet dingo. |
| 9441 |
main |
3.13 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Where my hat is at? |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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The Nazi soldier in the commie reeducation chamber was caught by surprise when he suddenly sprouted an extra leg. And it wasn't even outlined properly! |
| 9440 |
main |
3.21 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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You got to flip it turn-ways! He`s escaping from above! |
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| Jul 23, 2010 |
kitty5000
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Wondering where their eyes have gone, she cheerily snaps the rungs in the ladder with a point of her finger, leaving the blue team in peril. |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |