| 9482 |
main |
3.56 |
Aug 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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That doesn't give you the right to do whatever the hell I want! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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When Dorothy dreamt she was in Oz, she was really just experiencing a flash-sideways. |
| 9477 |
main |
3.09 |
Aug 13, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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In Soviet Russia, you own cat. |
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| Aug 27, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Due to the right-winged nature of Nazi fascism, Hitler and his rainbow cat were only able to express their love in the Swiss Alps. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9461 |
main |
4.05 |
Jul 27, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Guns don't kill people. Wait... yeah they do. |
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| Aug 4, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The little boy wondered why Michael Jackson shot him, while Michael Jackson raised his gun victoriously. |
| 9460 |
main |
3.53 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Disappearing through a portal to the distant future is a very odd definition of "luck". |
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| Aug 1, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Look around you - just look around you; have you worked out what we're looking for? Correct, the answer is: Maths." |
| 9446 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I'm the captain of the gravy train! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. |
| 9442 |
main |
3.41 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Yeah yeah I'll get right on that homework... right after I MASSACRE ALL THESE KITTENS!! |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Shane didn't care that the gravity reversed itself. He missed his pet dingo. |
| 9438 |
main |
3.10 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
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Pickles are people too! |
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| Jul 14, 2010 |
lizard
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"What the heck is that thing?" "I dunno dude, I think it's a quilt monster." "Why is it wearing a lima bean strap-on?" "Oh shit it's coming right for us!" |
| 9436 |
main |
3.00 |
Jul 3, 2010 |
Vethica
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Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
Xiege
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a goat for the demon azazel, and a lamb for the lord of the living. |
| 9374 |
main |
3.62 |
Apr 30, 2010 |
theHominid
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I enjoy reading Eragon. |
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| May 16, 2010 |
lizard
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The crippled zombie demands Chinese food from the blue dragon menu. |
| 9373 |
main |
4.10 |
Apr 30, 2010 |
theHominid
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Everyone on the internet is a linguist in their own right, and shouldn't be required to believe in sauce. |
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| May 13, 2010 |
bizquisite
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Old man Red wanted to take the beat up station wagon out for a drive, but Mr. Green didn't know where the key to the ignition switch was. |
| 9365 |
main |
3.06 |
Apr 22, 2010 |
IanBA
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I buy my crack, I smack my bitch, right here in Hollywood. |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
DanTheMan
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the strange country was in coruption. |
| 9358 |
main |
3.23 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
kittimiyo
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Well this trip to Minnesota would've been alright if it wasn't for that effin twine ball. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
lizard
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The giant brain and the decrepit old man shout obscenities at the freaked out ivy league school preppie |
| 9339 |
main |
3.62 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
lizard
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At the academy awards, Mrs. Pac-Man was ready to announce the winner for Game of the Year. Unfortunately, Humpty Dumpty was on a 4 day cocaine binge and charged onto the stage Kanye West style. |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
coleycolkins
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Halfway through his impromptu love duet with Mrs Pacman, Mr Mallow caught sight of her husband in the audience. |
| 9334 |
main |
3.13 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
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Since I'm getting so many new games to start, use this as a wildcard sentence: draw the wildest picture you possibly can. |
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| Mar 30, 2010 |
e.gami
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just another eight crime |
| 9331 |
main |
3.30 |
Mar 23, 2010 |
IanBA
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I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! |
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| Apr 5, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Lenny Leonard beats the orange haired clown at his own game: Juggling spheres and sharp pointy objects. |
| 9322 |
main |
3.56 |
Mar 13, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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That's the way the cookie crumbles. |
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| Mar 18, 2010 |
freak4all
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The jewel encrusted compass rose says to go southeast |
| 9309 |
main |
3.93 |
Mar 1, 2010 |
IanBA
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"Tonight, on a very special Fraggle Rock...." |
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| Mar 13, 2010 |
freak4all
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"Gimme back my blue hat or I'll cut all your hair off!" Yelled naked Elmo at naked Ernie at the nudist colony. |
| 9298 |
main |
4.48 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
SwEeTiNsAnItY
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Working out on the Stairmaster at the gym is no fun, but think of how good it'll make my butt look in these jeans! |
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| Mar 1, 2010 |
coffee demon
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"When you've got a butt this big, the only way you're going to make the streets wide enough is if you knit them yourself!" |
| 9296 |
main |
3.44 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
IanBA
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It's okay to be gay. |
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| Mar 1, 2010 |
lizard
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Arch Bishop hates rainbows. This really puts purple-haired Waldo and Ness down in the dumps. |