The TSG Searchamajiggy!
| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 606 | |||||
| 9444 | main | 3.90 | Jul 6, 2010 | SneakyRobot |
Your mommas so fat, she weighs herself on the richter scale! |  |
| Jul 28, 2010 | LashaC |
Not even the golden boys could compete with farmer brown's pumpkins. | ||||
| 9428 | main | 3.00 | Jun 29, 2010 | IanBA |
Woody is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is very painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows the whole thing. |  |
| Jul 3, 2010 | allaboutsoul |
The sad a-little-old-to-be-in-school man gazes off into the distance while slobbering on the paper that got him an F. | ||||
| 9427 | main | 3.16 | Jun 26, 2010 | garfgarble |
I placed my blue piggy bank on a raging fire. |  |
| Jul 2, 2010 | Eversister |
Fuck you, piggy bank. You ain't gangsta enough to run with me and my goatee. | ||||
| 9410 | main | 3.50 | Jun 7, 2010 | IanBA |
What's the difference between Obama and Simba? |  |
| Jun 10, 2010 | Zombeatz |
The safari-man's pet lion had already killed a rhino but killing Bowser was one step too far! | ||||
| 9387 | main | 4.04 | May 15, 2010 | theHominid |
Chuck Norris times zero equals one. |  |
| May 22, 2010 | lizard |
Kanye west ended his rap career to compose classical music on cassette tapes. Sadly, he is still a d-bag. | ||||
| 9380 | main | 4.33 | May 8, 2010 | theHominid |
In Soviet Russia, the sentence game trolls YOU!! |  |
| May 16, 2010 | Loogy Head |
Iron Man was saddened by the two cheerleaders in navy blue; he asked to go to their party, but they wouldn't go unless he gave them a trophy. | ||||
| 9343 | main | 3.64 | Mar 28, 2010 | IanBA |
Interior crocodile alligator; I drive a Chevrolette movie theater. |  |
| Apr 12, 2010 | Lulu_Juba |
Carl had a meltdown when his picture got a bad rating | ||||
| 9337 | main | 3.73 | Mar 25, 2010 | IanBA |
Mao gets an enema. |  |
| Mar 26, 2010 | sanchi |
As we all know Morgan Freeman is GOD and as a proof of his powers he makes George Washington drink the water of a fish bowl, this makes him think of a smile face | ||||
| 9310 | main | 3.73 | Mar 2, 2010 | IanBA |
See them all. See them run. The man in black. He has a gun. |  |
| Mar 23, 2010 | kimbrey |
As the man stood tied up in front of the robed firing squad, he wished they would just shoot him instead of throwing knives. Judging by their girly throws, this might take a while. | ||||
| 9241 | main | 2.67 | Feb 8, 2010 | Tymaporer |
I'm not cool enough to be a guest member. |  |
| Feb 11, 2010 | Dr Solomonoff |
A surprised horse, a sirloin and geyser, all enjoyed getting together for a game of basketball. | ||||
| 9237 | main | 3.33 | Feb 7, 2010 | B0BBarker |
Bryce is dying. Have a cookie. |  |
| Feb 9, 2010 | Mjollnir |
"I have no use for letters, Lady Horseface." Count Dracula said looking both angry and sad. "So go and bother the Cookie Monster with your letter "A" and let me finish my prefered counting of the Stonehenge stones." | ||||
| 9216 | main | 3.77 | Feb 1, 2010 | Tymaporer |
No time to break the fourth wall! |  |
| Feb 5, 2010 | Reecer6 |
The disembodied ninja heads with differently eye-scarf things watch sadly as a flower squirts ketchup onto the globe a man is holding. | ||||
| 9214 | main | 4.38 | Feb 1, 2010 | Tymaporer |
HE HAS DOLPHINS! NUKE HIM NOW! |  |
| Feb 5, 2010 | *M* elzaban |
Obscure Che Guevara Fact #47: During guerrilla combat in Bolivia, Che fought by using a dolphin as a truncheon; Obscure Fact #48: His left arm was triple-jointed. | ||||
| 9205 | main | 2.08 | Jan 29, 2010 | theHominid |
I've had enough of these games that involve TSG itself. |  |
| Feb 1, 2010 | alexfarber |
the fire breathing shark boy was enraged by the sad face, penguin, and toilet that appeared on screen | ||||
| 9183 | main | 3.40 | Jan 26, 2010 | *M* YoHB |
We're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time. |  |
| Jan 28, 2010 | Nicol3 |
Miss USA recounts the troubling naked-hooker genocide of 1969, brought about by the Bloodthirsty (yet soggy) Teabaggians. Even policemen would flee in terror at the gruesome sight! | ||||
| 9182 | main | 3.43 | Jan 25, 2010 | B0BBarker |
The best horror movies are the ones you make yourself. |  |
| Jan 26, 2010 | Ringo |
After the popularity of The Blue Man Group had gone down the drain, they did what all people in Vegas eventually turn to, strip shows. | ||||
| 9160 | main | 3.00 | Jan 17, 2010 | *M* elzaban |
Ian bought himself a TARDIS on eBay - sadly, it turned out it stood for Time and Relative Dimensions in Spain. |  |
| Jan 23, 2010 | bellaire |
Fred Flintstone swiftly absconded with a wheelbarrow full of cash, while the KFC employee angrily shook his fist in the air after him. | ||||
| 9140 | main | 3.84 | Jan 10, 2010 | EmilyMoby |
Bob the fireman keeps a portrait of the queen in his pocket; he likes to keep his fire engine clean. |  |
| Jan 17, 2010 | freak4all |
Sonic the Hedgehog and his friend were sad when Guy Fawkes blew up the British Parliament. But Donny tried to put out the flames with a hose. | ||||
| 9131 | main | 3.36 | Jan 8, 2010 | daniappleseed |
Giant Rabbit playing Clash songs |  |
| Jan 10, 2010 | theHominid |
La, la, la, I've lost my arm, my cat's sad, I'm falling into a black hole in a bag of popcorn, and not even the statues will save me....la, la, la... | ||||
| 9107 | main | 3.52 | Dec 27, 2009 | DodgerDooDah |
How can you type with boxing gloves on; they say. |  |
| Jan 6, 2010 | spideydude |
The sad CRT monitor pondered "If no one wants to use me any more, how am I supposed to show videos of Kermit the Frog firing a bazooka?" | ||||