| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
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| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
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"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9463 |
main |
3.55 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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M&MS FOR DINER! |
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| Aug 13, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The military general cackled maniacally as his secret weapon, an evil ear of corn, grew from the ground. He also ate a cookie in celebration as he watched the corn from atop a small mountain. |
| 9460 |
main |
3.53 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Disappearing through a portal to the distant future is a very odd definition of "luck". |
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| Aug 1, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Look around you - just look around you; have you worked out what we're looking for? Correct, the answer is: Maths." |
| 9425 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 24, 2010 |
Martham112
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Happy Celebration of the Senses Day, International Fairy Day, National Bomb Pop Day, National Hand Shake Day & National Pralines Day |
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| Jul 2, 2010 |
sfouhairyman
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"Mmm, yes, Mwahahaha!" said Dracula, "Kicking his dog is the perfect plan to bring Butterfly Man to the dark side!" |
| 9380 |
main |
4.33 |
May 8, 2010 |
theHominid
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In Soviet Russia, the sentence game trolls YOU!! |
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| May 16, 2010 |
Loogy Head
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Iron Man was saddened by the two cheerleaders in navy blue; he asked to go to their party, but they wouldn't go unless he gave them a trophy. |
| 9379 |
main |
3.92 |
May 4, 2010 |
Sparky LD
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Our moment of triumph approaches! Hahaha! It's DINNER TIME! |
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| May 10, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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"Cats not horse, sir." said the snooty stick figure butler as he served a small turkey to the hamburger helper mitt. |
| 9364 |
main |
3.05 |
Apr 20, 2010 |
theHominid
|
Those monocles were the Merrells of Nazi Germany. |
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| May 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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All Nazis are Simpsons. |
| 9363 |
main |
3.45 |
Apr 20, 2010 |
theHominid
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Uncle Sam wants YOU to join the Tea Party. |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
Phinigin
|
Bow chicka wow wow - "Fear not young strumpet" said the out-of-place Policeman, "Im here to protect you and impale you with my sword" Chicka bow wow wow |
| 9361 |
main |
3.58 |
Apr 18, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
OK, so GLaDOS, Darth Vader, and Problem Sleuth walk into a bar. PS tells the other two that he's awesome... |
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| May 18, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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"so you see, kids," said Professor Teddy, "if you dont recycle glass bottles you become Darth Vader." |
| 9355 |
main |
3.30 |
Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself |
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| Apr 27, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"Voodoo, recycling and the smell of radio controlled cars always give me the blues." said the ambivalent, possibly drugged, gentleman. |
| 9354 |
main |
2.78 |
Apr 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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In a world where nerds are cute as kittens, One potted plant will kill all the Tasen and Komato. |
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| Apr 22, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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"Screw children's television characters," the deranged ghost said. "I'm going to take this ring-shaped turd!" |
| 9328 |
main |
3.50 |
Mar 21, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. |
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| Mar 29, 2010 |
jmomsu
|
"There's no such thing as rock, paper, scissors, SOCK, you nincompoop!" yelled Steve at Reggie, who knelt there with his fingers in his ears and cried because he had ruined the party. |
| 9326 |
main |
3.67 |
Mar 18, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Hero, please get me water from the fountain on the other side of the world because I'm too lazy to get some from this well. |
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| Mar 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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When the curly mustached villain told Qimugkauyar the Inuit that he will relocate his people into the slums of Chile and Saudi Arabia, Qimugkauyar yelled "Not if I kick your ass first!" |
| 9319 |
main |
3.50 |
Mar 10, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Sorry boys, Daddy says I can't date 'til I'm 30. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
ninjacow
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The frozen Christmas tree rose off his angry, envious throne to scold the caveman's daughter, who had broken his heart. |
| 9316 |
main |
4.17 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |
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| Mar 12, 2010 |
RedLicorice
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"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. |
| 9294 |
main |
3.78 |
Feb 20, 2010 |
Ringo
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I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired. |
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| Feb 25, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Handy Manny is putting those hands to good use - strangling people to get the wood and tools he requires. |
| 9280 |
main |
3.54 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
freak4all
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We don't gnaw on our kitty. |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
jlight210
|
queen spits out colorful balloons nearby cat watches, guy on lower level attempts to drag a giant recycle bin but hits his head on ceiling |
| 9273 |
main |
4.67 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Stalin challenges Hitler to a roller derby match to decide the fate of Europe. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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"Sorry Josef, but I have to kill you, 'cause you don't have the right height for my "Dictators On Ice Show", Adolf said when he shot. |
| 9271 |
main |
4.57 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Elmer Fudd finally kills Bugs Bunny |
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| Feb 17, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Elmer Fudd has finally had enough of that waskilly wabbit. |
| 9249 |
main |
3.49 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Steniia
|
Billy answered "Why, I'd kill a man for a klondike bar!". |
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| Feb 13, 2010 |
buttercup
|
Sir Edmund Hillary and Emperor Palpantine walk into a bar... |