| 9529 |
main |
3.71 |
Aug 31, 2010 |
rebur
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Don't worry, he can't defend himself, he's got no head. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
GreenRingOfLife
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Headless chicken killing Barney |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9393 |
main |
3.17 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
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And there he goes. The big man... HASS the rock. |
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| May 25, 2010 |
ShampooHippo
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By day, Stickman Jack was an all-star baskeball player, by night... he was the SQUATTING ALGEBRAIST! Reliever of radicals, foster parent of factorials, and friend to all numerically-inclined terms hey just might happen across! |
| 9391 |
main |
3.02 |
May 19, 2010 |
lizard
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Save the princess! But you must do it with only a paper clip, a stick of gum, and a tin can. |
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| May 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Because the magician's name was Gilligan, he practiced at his own island. |
| 9381 |
main |
3.12 |
May 9, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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You think this is the real Quaid? It is! |
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| May 15, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Trendy apple trees go to bars and smoke joints made out of people. |
| 9380 |
main |
4.33 |
May 8, 2010 |
theHominid
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In Soviet Russia, the sentence game trolls YOU!! |
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| May 16, 2010 |
Loogy Head
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Iron Man was saddened by the two cheerleaders in navy blue; he asked to go to their party, but they wouldn't go unless he gave them a trophy. |
| 9379 |
main |
3.92 |
May 4, 2010 |
Sparky LD
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Our moment of triumph approaches! Hahaha! It's DINNER TIME! |
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| May 10, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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"Cats not horse, sir." said the snooty stick figure butler as he served a small turkey to the hamburger helper mitt. |
| 9358 |
main |
3.23 |
Apr 16, 2010 |
kittimiyo
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Well this trip to Minnesota would've been alright if it wasn't for that effin twine ball. |
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| Apr 25, 2010 |
lizard
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The giant brain and the decrepit old man shout obscenities at the freaked out ivy league school preppie |
| 9356 |
main |
4.10 |
Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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How far east can you go before you're heading west? |
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| Apr 18, 2010 |
freak4all
|
The gay man protested because they allowed anorexics to compete in the Special Olympics. |
| 9355 |
main |
3.30 |
Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself |
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| Apr 27, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"Voodoo, recycling and the smell of radio controlled cars always give me the blues." said the ambivalent, possibly drugged, gentleman. |
| 9349 |
main |
3.44 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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You thought the nightmare was over; turned out it was just beginning. This Summer - Jurassic Park VI: Mecha-Hitler's Revenge! |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Muttering curses against God, the Pokemon trainer learned a little too late that elephants don't like to be covered in confetti. |
| 9341 |
main |
3.21 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
freak4all
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a ___________. |
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| Apr 3, 2010 |
Chwoka
|
I don't like the circus. It's a confusing mess where green is a primary color. |
| 9325 |
main |
3.44 |
Mar 16, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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Sorry, I couldn't tell if you were eating yogurt or lighting a crack pipe. |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Luigi uses bubblegum and evolves into Clipart Brad Pitt! Now, Brad, why are you sticking a flashlight into Mario's anal cavity? |
| 9310 |
main |
3.73 |
Mar 2, 2010 |
IanBA
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See them all. See them run. The man in black. He has a gun. |
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| Mar 23, 2010 |
kimbrey
|
As the man stood tied up in front of the robed firing squad, he wished they would just shoot him instead of throwing knives. Judging by their girly throws, this might take a while. |
| 9305 |
main |
3.89 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Buy the ticket, take the ride. |
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| Mar 6, 2010 |
Est. 1982
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As I lay on the tracks day dreaming about eggs and stick figures. I began to shake uncontrollably. Then I noticed how blue the sky was. |
| 9200 |
main |
4.46 |
Jan 28, 2010 |
theHominid
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Play Online Games & Win Prizes! Brought to you by Microsoft. |
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| Jan 30, 2010 |
Keetron
|
While preaching to the japanese choirboys about world preservation, Colonel Sanders offers them his joystick. |
| 9163 |
main |
4.50 |
Jan 23, 2010 |
Julia
|
Why do I always get to start a new game when I have to leave! |
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| Jan 25, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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God is displeased by the awesome kid ruining his friends' game of Sorry with his magic. |
| 9115 |
main |
3.83 |
Dec 29, 2009 |
IanBA
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Tama is a calico cat who is the station master at Kishi Station in Kinokawa, Wakayama Prefecture, Japan. |
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| Jan 7, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
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An invisible man braved great danger in order to fulfill his dream of drawing Hello Kitty on the Japanese flag. |
| 9113 |
main |
4.21 |
Dec 29, 2009 |
IanBA
|
French erotic film. An old blue Scot called Dill. A windy shaky driver. Doesn't look like they'll revive her. |
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| Jan 9, 2010 |
JDowzell
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His name was Fred. He's filled with dread.
Got hit by a plane but they rescued his head.
But the life support failed, so now he's dead.
Dreadful Fred's Head's Dead. |
| 9099 |
main |
3.30 |
Dec 19, 2009 |
IanBA
|
The fence in the Simpson's backyard is made out of wood. |
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| Dec 26, 2009 |
musicality
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Triumphant man has killed a goat with a rake; the sun, sitting in a lifeguard's chair, disapproves. |