| 9488 |
main |
3.43 |
Aug 28, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The King of Trash becomes CEO of Apple. |
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| Aug 31, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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The new Windows Royal Edition kept customers away from the Apple store by spraying them with a fire extinguisher |
| 9468 |
main |
3.80 |
Aug 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Rosebud Frozen Peas - made with real country goodness and green peaness, wait that's terrible, I quit." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
mistermudz
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As Louis from left 4 dead works his miserable factory job looking for defective sodas he tells us how he hates hippies, peace, and rainbows, but he does love bicycles, trees, recycling, the numbers 64-78, and sunshine. |
| 9449 |
main |
4.17 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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And they all lived happily ever after... until aliens came down and enslaved humanity. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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Martin's wife was infuriated with him - in his drunken confusion he had fired the priest and hired the Boy Wonder to perform the ceremony using a large parasol. |
| 9446 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I'm the captain of the gravy train! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. |
| 9414 |
main |
3.82 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
mcface
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Two nuns and a penguin enjoying some hot dogs at the beach. |
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| Jun 22, 2010 |
destinknee
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If you are infested with termites, you must worship the sitting penguins. |
| 9409 |
main |
3.60 |
Jun 6, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Because angels are mammals, they don't have the wings of doves contrary to popular belief. They actually have the wings of bats. |
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| Jun 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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"You may have won the swimsuit contest, but we kicked your ass at Battleship!" gloated the adequately-dressed siblings as the bikini model glowered at her sunken ships. |
| 9402 |
main |
3.80 |
May 22, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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Have you ever been over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? The Macaroni soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken tastes like wood? |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
nightaudit
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A couple shares a meal of giant larva in their new sideways home, one of them is allergic and is crying raibow tears. |
| 9317 |
main |
3.82 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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What if the Nazis sold jews as slaves? |
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| Mar 24, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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As the sun came closer to the earth, the Neo-Neo-Nazis finally completed their final goal. |
| 9304 |
main |
4.00 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. |
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| Mar 5, 2010 |
Ivy061
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Frogger is more of a pervert than a asian pimp. |
| 9283 |
main |
3.75 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
rubyduby
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Your friend is so shiny. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Ringo
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In response to the question of who was his favorite guitarist, the PC Lover exclaimed "The Flash!" |
| 9277 |
main |
3.57 |
Feb 15, 2010 |
IanBA
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The day Indonesia invades Poland will be the most confusing war ever. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Atles
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In Soviet Russia, Obama votes for you. |
| 9254 |
main |
3.54 |
Feb 11, 2010 |
Steniia
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"Yarr, we be dock blocked!" yelled the pirate to his first mate as the speed boat zoomed past them and into port. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 |
jmomsu
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Here is the Sun's favorite pickup line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did a dog surving on a UFO break your fall? |
| 9212 |
main |
3.20 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Let's start off incredibly vague and then see what happens. |
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| Feb 4, 2010 |
misterverymean
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Three bees wearing stylish sunglasses hovered in front of the painting of a limbless, long-nosed, thick-lipped jester. |
| 9196 |
main |
3.63 |
Jan 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Dám si jedno pivo prosím. |
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| Jan 29, 2010 |
misterverymean
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Better to eat sunshine than give it to Jesus. |
| 9158 |
main |
3.96 |
Jan 17, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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BONOBO TEAM ASSEMBLE! |
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| Jan 23, 2010 |
bstrom
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Ninja Beaver fighting. One has swords and another has nunchuck. |
| 9132 |
main |
3.92 |
Jan 9, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
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I remember fondly that day at the golf course. About to sink a putt, I noticed my bare ass was hanging out, and shot the sun in the eyes with two solid streams of BB pellets. My opponent, Billy the Banana, just stood there with a big smile. |
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| Jan 11, 2010 |
j0hn
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The capitalist flying banana was taking a walk while the extremely white basketball player was waiting to get hit by a car. |
| 9115 |
main |
3.83 |
Dec 29, 2009 |
IanBA
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Tama is a calico cat who is the station master at Kishi Station in Kinokawa, Wakayama Prefecture, Japan. |
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| Jan 7, 2010 |
EmilyMoby
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An invisible man braved great danger in order to fulfill his dream of drawing Hello Kitty on the Japanese flag. |
| 9099 |
main |
3.30 |
Dec 19, 2009 |
IanBA
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The fence in the Simpson's backyard is made out of wood. |
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| Dec 26, 2009 |
musicality
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Triumphant man has killed a goat with a rake; the sun, sitting in a lifeguard's chair, disapproves. |
| 9097 |
main |
4.00 |
Dec 19, 2009 |
IanBA
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Transmission third world war third round.
A decade of the weapon of sound above ground.
No shelter if youre looking for shade.
I lick shots at the brutal charade. |
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| Dec 28, 2009 |
DodgerDooDah
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Despite being in a swirly vortex of doom which destorys all rules of psyhics, Monochrome frog the Suicide Bomber managed to get the orange to hand over the secret ingredent. HIS VERY OWN BRAIN! |
| 9086 |
main |
3.11 |
Dec 17, 2009 |
IanBA
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I want to know: have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day. |
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| Dec 24, 2009 |
pinballwizard
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Confucius dies of confusion |