| 9478 |
main |
3.69 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces; think of the tattoo removing! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
vaughnd
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The boy thought that in order to be the strongest unicorn sailor he was going to have to avoid the live razors and shaving cream in his bathroom. |
| 9471 |
main |
3.85 |
Aug 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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It's neuron degeneratingly delicious. |
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| Aug 19, 2010 |
Scumbarge
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"That pizza will kill you" said Earl to Fat Ed, who was eating the pizza in question.
Fat Ed's silence only betrayed his confusion. |
| 9470 |
main |
4.23 |
Aug 4, 2010 |
uglycoffeecan
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"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |
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| Aug 14, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! |
| 9460 |
main |
3.53 |
Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
Disappearing through a portal to the distant future is a very odd definition of "luck". |
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| Aug 1, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Look around you - just look around you; have you worked out what we're looking for? Correct, the answer is: Maths." |
| 9452 |
main |
3.52 |
Jul 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
"Mom, dad, I'm adopted." |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
"Look, I appreciate you betraying the KKK to save me, but I really don't think anyone will be fooled by that white paint." |
| 9445 |
main |
3.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity - I need it for my dreams. |
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| Jul 21, 2010 |
freak4all
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The Judge and jury were flabbergasted when God took over the role of judgement in the prisoner's trial. God smited the accused. |
| 9442 |
main |
3.41 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Yeah yeah I'll get right on that homework... right after I MASSACRE ALL THESE KITTENS!! |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
Frozzle
|
Shane didn't care that the gravity reversed itself. He missed his pet dingo. |
| 9439 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
|
Attention! One of your friends did some stupid crap in a flash game, & they think you care! |
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| Jul 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Having the key needed to free The Beast, the man in the bad suit instead decided to shoot it with a red (dead?) revolver. |
| 9438 |
main |
3.10 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Pickles are people too! |
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| Jul 14, 2010 |
lizard
|
"What the heck is that thing?" "I dunno dude, I think it's a quilt monster." "Why is it wearing a lima bean strap-on?" "Oh shit it's coming right for us!" |
| 9428 |
main |
3.00 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Woody is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is very painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows the whole thing. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The sad a-little-old-to-be-in-school man gazes off into the distance while slobbering on the paper that got him an F. |
| 9420 |
main |
4.33 |
Jun 10, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
...well, let's just say he had nightmares for weeks about aquatic molestation. |
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| Jun 23, 2010 |
ThePheonix
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You know, I think its okay that french sharks love to eat mimes, I really, really do. |
| 9408 |
main |
3.31 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
|
My wooden badge was delicious! |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The sentient ice cream cone wondered why there was a toilet beside the path. |
| 9403 |
main |
3.30 |
May 24, 2010 |
Vethica
|
These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
|
three holiday men contemplate a ganja tree. there is a bonfire. |
| 9395 |
main |
3.90 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
|
In my dream I am the star. It's me. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
While eating dinner, the white football player thinks about his long-lost love, a black stripper. |
| 9381 |
main |
3.12 |
May 9, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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You think this is the real Quaid? It is! |
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| May 15, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
Trendy apple trees go to bars and smoke joints made out of people. |
| 9344 |
main |
3.42 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Do you think it was a good idea painting Tony the Tiger on my jacked up 80's Cadilac? |
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| Apr 13, 2010 |
Lulu_Juba
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Cecil was confused that they had egged and thrown toilet paper at his car and not his house |
| 9342 |
main |
4.00 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Obama can go stimulate his package for all i care. |
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| Apr 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
At the inn... "You know, husband, evolution leads to the government which leads to clumsy waiters." "No it doesn't, my husband!" |
| 9337 |
main |
3.73 |
Mar 25, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Mao gets an enema. |
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| Mar 26, 2010 |
sanchi
|
As we all know Morgan Freeman is GOD and as a proof of his powers he makes George Washington drink the water of a fish bowl, this makes him think of a smile face |
| 9334 |
main |
3.13 |
Mar 24, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Since I'm getting so many new games to start, use this as a wildcard sentence: draw the wildest picture you possibly can. |
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| Mar 30, 2010 |
e.gami
|
just another eight crime |
| 9310 |
main |
3.73 |
Mar 2, 2010 |
IanBA
|
See them all. See them run. The man in black. He has a gun. |
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| Mar 23, 2010 |
kimbrey
|
As the man stood tied up in front of the robed firing squad, he wished they would just shoot him instead of throwing knives. Judging by their girly throws, this might take a while. |