| 9485 |
main |
2.71 |
Aug 21, 2010 |
magicpurplecat
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Life is a purple reindeer in a field of tunafish. |
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| Sep 4, 2010 |
Action Snail
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Long snake visits a graveyard to visit his Babby, who dug his own grave. |
| 9478 |
main |
3.69 |
Aug 14, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Think of all the lawyers for the gay divorces; think of the tattoo removing! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
vaughnd
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The boy thought that in order to be the strongest unicorn sailor he was going to have to avoid the live razors and shaving cream in his bathroom. |
| 9464 |
main |
3.25 |
Jul 30, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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It wasn't until liftoff that I had second thoughts about the stability of our homemade rocket ship. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Obese Mickey Mouse likes the unholy idea of playing leap-frog with Jesus. |
| 9446 |
main |
4.11 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I'm the captain of the gravy train! |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Jimini Cricket was riding a rollercoaster in a tea cup when all of a sudden he was launched into the sun. |
| 9443 |
main |
3.12 |
Jul 5, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Shes just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Anatomy Man proves himself capable of outrunning a bullet train. |
| 9434 |
main |
3.83 |
Jul 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Joe retrieved his arms from a safe too hard, ending up like an octopus. |
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| Jul 13, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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"Too many arms but too less time", Smookey the Kraken thought trying to open the safe under the candlelight. |
| 9421 |
main |
3.43 |
Jun 16, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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A grappling hook? |
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| Jun 30, 2010 |
IanBA
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"I'm on an anchor slowly reaching down into the deepest depths of hell? Meh." |
| 9420 |
main |
4.33 |
Jun 10, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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...well, let's just say he had nightmares for weeks about aquatic molestation. |
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| Jun 23, 2010 |
ThePheonix
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You know, I think its okay that french sharks love to eat mimes, I really, really do. |
| 9396 |
main |
3.69 |
May 20, 2010 |
lizard
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In a twist of events, the princess rescues the knight. |
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| Jun 2, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"Flying chainsaw land is not the best place to find my lost love" thought the penguin, "I'm sure she must be through this magic donut!" |
| 9368 |
main |
3.76 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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While sipping hot cocoa, Eragon and Borat plotted to take over the Middle East. |
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| May 8, 2010 |
ALXXMaXX
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Ok, how about this, then? You, me, and the Computer Kid explode the earth, reassemble the pieces into a cow, and sell it to the Intergalactic Chef for a jillion smackaroos? Whaddaya thank, Scissors? What? No? |
| 9357 |
main |
4.03 |
Apr 15, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The L-block and J-block decide they want to direct Nightmare on Tetris Street. |
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| Apr 24, 2010 |
Phinigin
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Planet of the Apes is much different on Lego T.V. |
| 9349 |
main |
3.44 |
Apr 3, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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You thought the nightmare was over; turned out it was just beginning. This Summer - Jurassic Park VI: Mecha-Hitler's Revenge! |
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| Apr 16, 2010 |
spideydude
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Muttering curses against God, the Pokemon trainer learned a little too late that elephants don't like to be covered in confetti. |
| 9348 |
main |
3.56 |
Mar 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
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After 4 hours of contraptions, including a toy helicopter flying 2 miles to drop eggs on some gears, the milk was finally poured. |
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| Apr 17, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
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Rube Goldberg makes himself breakfast. |
| 9340 |
main |
3.95 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
Loogy Head
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I went out to look for amanita mushrooms so I could act as Mario. Instead, I found some psilocybins, and I became Mario! |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
sanchi
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"if I insert this mushroom in my ear a genie-mario will apear and rant me three wishes!" thought transexual |
| 9316 |
main |
4.17 |
Mar 6, 2010 |
IanBA
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Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. |
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| Mar 12, 2010 |
RedLicorice
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"Cookies and milk? Where are the chili peppers?" Santa said annoyed. |
| 9305 |
main |
3.89 |
Feb 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Buy the ticket, take the ride. |
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| Mar 6, 2010 |
Est. 1982
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As I lay on the tracks day dreaming about eggs and stick figures. I began to shake uncontrollably. Then I noticed how blue the sky was. |
| 9299 |
main |
3.36 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
SwEeTiNsAnItY
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Doctor Spork is the LAST person you want to ask about your.. erm... condition... |
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| Feb 28, 2010 |
jmomsu
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Spock hated the new French crewmember's moustache so much that he stabbed him in the shower. |
| 9298 |
main |
4.48 |
Feb 22, 2010 |
SwEeTiNsAnItY
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Working out on the Stairmaster at the gym is no fun, but think of how good it'll make my butt look in these jeans! |
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| Mar 1, 2010 |
coffee demon
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"When you've got a butt this big, the only way you're going to make the streets wide enough is if you knit them yourself!" |
| 9292 |
main |
3.76 |
Feb 20, 2010 |
Ringo
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If I could meet one celebrity, I'd meet Ringo Starr's mustache. |
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| Feb 22, 2010 |
kswanderer
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I Dream of Genie makes 3 wishes from the genie from Aladdin. 1) Marry Shaggy 2) A bleeding camera 3) A vacation in Hawaii |
| 9289 |
main |
3.90 |
Feb 19, 2010 |
IanBA
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As Pooh cradled Piglet's decapitated body in his hands, he vowed to get revenge on the Mexican Mafia. |
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| Feb 27, 2010 |
Grue
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Winnie the Pooh dreams of a wild birthday party where he dressed as a sheriff, Piglet passed out drunk and Humpty Dumpty made an unexpected appearance. |