| 9483 |
main |
4.15 |
Aug 20, 2010 |
IanBA
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"I said I was JEWISH, not a ninja. There's a difference." |
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| Sep 9, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Check out this new video game! You play as a little green leprechaun magician who fights off ninja nuns! |
| 9482 |
main |
3.52 |
Aug 19, 2010 |
Reecer6
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That doesn't give you the right to do whatever the hell I want! |
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| Aug 28, 2010 |
pleiotropy
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When Dorothy dreamt she was in Oz, she was really just experiencing a flash-sideways. |
| 9475 |
main |
3.30 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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We're going into the Robotic Dragon's Apple Store! |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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This is the worst old-timey radio I've ever bought - only thing it picks up is circus music. |
| 9473 |
main |
4.27 |
Aug 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Linkara invents a gun that turns objects into comic books. |
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| Aug 18, 2010 |
spideydude
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Ignoring all lessons he learned from sci-fi shows, the nerd fired aimlessly into the vortex, because it ruined his detective comic books. |
| 9465 |
main |
3.36 |
Jul 31, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I didn't know Transformes exploded into cowshit when they died. |
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| Aug 11, 2010 |
freak4all
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A solid orange Rubix Cube hates springtime allergy season. |
| 9453 |
main |
3.75 |
Jul 20, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Did he drop any good loot? |
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| Jul 29, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Coconut Crab never went on a flight without his trusty Elvis luggage. |
| 9443 |
main |
3.12 |
Jul 5, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Shes just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Anatomy Man proves himself capable of outrunning a bullet train. |
| 9434 |
main |
3.83 |
Jul 3, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Joe retrieved his arms from a safe too hard, ending up like an octopus. |
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| Jul 13, 2010 |
Mjollnir
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"Too many arms but too less time", Smookey the Kraken thought trying to open the safe under the candlelight. |
| 9419 |
main |
3.89 |
Jun 10, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Chakras, chakras, everybody loves chakras! |
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| Jun 30, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Kate Moss screamed in terror as the anthropomorphic eagle superhero lusted for her |
| 9417 |
main |
3.81 |
Jun 9, 2010 |
aintnobody
|
In today's breaking news, the ice cream truck driver was tragically assassinated. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
Snowglobe
|
When dead people desire ice cream, Gary Busey runs them over with an ice cream truck. |
| 9408 |
main |
3.31 |
May 31, 2010 |
IanBA
|
My wooden badge was delicious! |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
|
The sentient ice cream cone wondered why there was a toilet beside the path. |
| 9397 |
main |
3.67 |
May 21, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Two peanuts were walking through London, and one was assaulted... PEANUT! |
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| Jun 1, 2010 |
keenan_investig
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"You can't strangle a peanut, foolish peon!" cries the aristocratic peanut, cracking his nutty nemesis over the head with his cane. |
| 9394 |
main |
4.04 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
|
The sock ruse was a..... DISTACTION. I HAVE the car. |
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| Jun 1, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
The cop was seconds late, the Stocking-hanging Sidewinder had already dressed the tree. |
| 9393 |
main |
3.17 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
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And there he goes. The big man... HASS the rock. |
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| May 25, 2010 |
ShampooHippo
|
By day, Stickman Jack was an all-star baskeball player, by night... he was the SQUATTING ALGEBRAIST! Reliever of radicals, foster parent of factorials, and friend to all numerically-inclined terms hey just might happen across! |
| 9391 |
main |
3.02 |
May 19, 2010 |
lizard
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Save the princess! But you must do it with only a paper clip, a stick of gum, and a tin can. |
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| May 29, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Because the magician's name was Gilligan, he practiced at his own island. |
| 9387 |
main |
4.04 |
May 15, 2010 |
theHominid
|
Chuck Norris times zero equals one. |
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| May 22, 2010 |
lizard
|
Kanye west ended his rap career to compose classical music on cassette tapes. Sadly, he is still a d-bag. |
| 9379 |
main |
3.92 |
May 4, 2010 |
Sparky LD
|
Our moment of triumph approaches! Hahaha! It's DINNER TIME! |
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| May 10, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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"Cats not horse, sir." said the snooty stick figure butler as he served a small turkey to the hamburger helper mitt. |
| 9377 |
main |
4.00 |
May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
|
Though time and trouble pass me by... |
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| May 17, 2010 |
flailingwings
|
Due to recent budget cuts in Egypt, the pyramids were deconstructed to reveal that King Tut was not actually dead; but rather he has been sleeping quite soundly on an ugly brown couch for all these years. |
| 9367 |
main |
3.36 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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Oaths sworn...loyalties tested...forces collide. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
ninjacow
|
WALL-E descended upon the umbrella-wielding clones to defend the King of Spain. |
| 9365 |
main |
3.06 |
Apr 22, 2010 |
IanBA
|
I buy my crack, I smack my bitch, right here in Hollywood. |
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| Apr 29, 2010 |
DanTheMan
|
the strange country was in coruption. |