The TSG Searchamajiggy!
| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 429 | |||||
| 9431 | main | 3.26 | Jun 29, 2010 | IanBA |
George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |  |
| Jul 12, 2010 | misterverymean |
The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. | ||||
| 9426 | main | 3.34 | Jun 25, 2010 | Frozzle |
Mikhail Gorbachev's birth mark on his head has a mind of its own. |  |
| Jul 3, 2010 | Reecer6 |
Edna is about to snap from all the interruptions of her eating. | ||||
| 9424 | main | 3.24 | Jun 23, 2010 | IanBA |
I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I want to sing you a little song... |  |
| Jul 1, 2010 | Reecer6 |
The communist hippie complains to the gas station attendant that he isn't a music-playing hippie. | ||||
| 9389 | main | 3.12 | May 19, 2010 | Vethica |
I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog! |  |
| May 25, 2010 | buttons |
The Chihuahua King pales in comparison to The Lion King. | ||||
| 9364 | main | 3.05 | Apr 20, 2010 | theHominid |
Those monocles were the Merrells of Nazi Germany. |  |
| May 3, 2010 | Reecer6 |
All Nazis are Simpsons. | ||||
| 9363 | main | 3.45 | Apr 20, 2010 | theHominid |
Uncle Sam wants YOU to join the Tea Party. |  |
| Apr 29, 2010 | Phinigin |
Bow chicka wow wow - "Fear not young strumpet" said the out-of-place Policeman, "Im here to protect you and impale you with my sword" Chicka bow wow wow | ||||
| 9342 | main | 4.00 | Mar 28, 2010 | IanBA |
Obama can go stimulate his package for all i care. |  |
| Apr 14, 2010 | Reecer6 |
At the inn... "You know, husband, evolution leads to the government which leads to clumsy waiters." "No it doesn't, my husband!" | ||||
| 9326 | main | 3.67 | Mar 18, 2010 | Reecer6 |
Hero, please get me water from the fountain on the other side of the world because I'm too lazy to get some from this well. |  |
| Mar 28, 2010 | pinballwizard |
When the curly mustached villain told Qimugkauyar the Inuit that he will relocate his people into the slums of Chile and Saudi Arabia, Qimugkauyar yelled "Not if I kick your ass first!" | ||||
| 9311 | main | 2.67 | Mar 2, 2010 | IanBA |
Homer accidentally disembowls Bart, in a hilarious fashion. |  |
| Mar 10, 2010 | spideydude |
"D'oh! Why you little! I had 99 of those, and you just let the last one go!" | ||||
| 9292 | main | 3.76 | Feb 20, 2010 | Ringo |
If I could meet one celebrity, I'd meet Ringo Starr's mustache. |  |
| Feb 22, 2010 | kswanderer |
I Dream of Genie makes 3 wishes from the genie from Aladdin. 1) Marry Shaggy 2) A bleeding camera 3) A vacation in Hawaii | ||||
| 9276 | main | 4.17 | Feb 15, 2010 | IanBA |
The good news is that we don't have to stuff our kid's Easter baskets; we told them Amazon murdered the Easter Bunny. |  |
| Feb 19, 2010 | spideydude |
"Okay, giant mug of green beer, I hanged all those bunnies like you asked. Now will you get off my back?" | ||||
| 9211 | main | 4.16 | Jan 31, 2010 | B0BBarker |
Japan, I'm sorry, but you bore me now. |  |
| Feb 4, 2010 | misterverymean |
Confucius say 9:00 o'clock is proper time for Dick Van Dyke to use his brain. | ||||
| 9197 | main | 3.79 | Jan 28, 2010 | B0BBarker |
Suzie's friends all thought she was weird when she told them that her favorite Beatle was Billy Preston. |  |
| Jan 31, 2010 | sailfast88 |
While Elvis the lion looked on, the three egghead pirate judges gave the Easter bunny a thumbs down for his creative, yet incompetent tap dance. | ||||
| 9151 | main | 4.08 | Jan 16, 2010 | theHominid |
The Mormon linguist association is putting an end to all racism that may be found in instruction manuals for plastic bags. |  |
| Jan 23, 2010 | Grue |
A crossdressing Jewish magician drew some attention from a group of antifascist protesters. | ||||
| 9141 | main | 3.70 | Jan 11, 2010 | pinballwizard |
Give me some golf shoes, or we'll never get out of this place alive! |  |
| Jan 17, 2010 | buttercup |
"If I had a hammer..." | ||||
| 9138 | main | 3.47 | Jan 10, 2010 | EmilyMoby |
Mr. and Mrs. Pacman were imprisoned after James Bond caught them stealing conflict diamonds from Inky. |  |
| Jan 22, 2010 | spideydude |
The Earth gave me a great idea for a Bond movie plot, but when it came time to write the script, it just gave me worthless gibberish. | ||||
| 9116 | main | 4.12 | Dec 29, 2009 | IanBA |
Oil spurts, corn rises, and pigs multiply as the pale men settled their disputes with a spitting contest. |  |
| Jan 7, 2010 | CyanideNow |
Billy used his computer to access and internet fortune teller, who told him that he would soon meet the Flower of Texas, a pretty young dancer who smells like a bucket of feces. This made him vomit. | ||||
| 9105 | main | 3.61 | Dec 27, 2009 | Loogy Head |
Why do aliens only go for the stupid in society and whats their fascination with asses? |  |
| Dec 30, 2009 | Julia |
Mary tried her best to explain the immaculate conception and the virgin birth, but her husband Cthulhu didn't believe it. He was the strongest god after all. | ||||
| 9104 | main | 4.46 | Dec 27, 2009 | Loogy Head |
I found my best friend with my wife, I kicked her out then took my friend to the vet to get fixed. |  |
| Jan 2, 2010 | Martham112 |
When Mr Envelope discovered the truth of what had been happening, the only thing left to do was to axe his own face. | ||||
| 9068 | main | 4.52 | Dec 7, 2009 | Tymaporer |
I had my wisdom teeth taken out this morning. |  |
| Dec 12, 2009 | Kanji_usagi |
You can have your buck teeth removed while you are strangled with a hose, or youcan eat little trains out of a box marked "Joy." Either way you lose your buck teeth! | ||||