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| Game | Category | Rating | Date | User | First and Last Sentence | Best Picture |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total | 444 | |||||
| 9470 | main | 4.23 | Aug 4, 2010 | uglycoffeecan |
"I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice." |  |
| Aug 14, 2010 | keenan_investig |
As the two ninjas with wolverine masks got ready to pounce upon him, James Pond realised that if he backed off any further he would fall off the iceberg, right into the mouth of the giant Antarctic mega-piranha! | ||||
| 9423 | main | 3.58 | Jun 20, 2010 | KingPixelmouth |
Take me west and I will show you my shiny marbles. |  |
| Jun 28, 2010 | lizard |
Dark man, Albino man, and Rhino man crapped bacon as they tried to defend their castle. | ||||
| 9412 | main | 3.37 | Jun 8, 2010 | garfgarble |
A penguin begins flying in order to catch a train north to sao paolo. |  |
| Jun 22, 2010 | destinknee |
Packing marine animals for a holiday is what makes Disco Cacti much cooler than you. | ||||
| 9410 | main | 3.50 | Jun 7, 2010 | IanBA |
What's the difference between Obama and Simba? |  |
| Jun 10, 2010 | Zombeatz |
The safari-man's pet lion had already killed a rhino but killing Bowser was one step too far! | ||||
| 9373 | main | 4.10 | Apr 30, 2010 | theHominid |
Everyone on the internet is a linguist in their own right, and shouldn't be required to believe in sauce. |  |
| May 13, 2010 | bizquisite |
Old man Red wanted to take the beat up station wagon out for a drive, but Mr. Green didn't know where the key to the ignition switch was. | ||||
| 9290 | main | 3.60 | Feb 19, 2010 | IanBA |
"NO!" yelled Tails, as Sonic was vaporized for violating the laws of physics. |  |
| Feb 23, 2010 | freak4all |
The geriatric sailor fended off the sea monsters as she threw magic dust at them. | ||||
| 9269 | main | 3.84 | Feb 14, 2010 | IanBA |
That tornado's carrying a car! |  |
| Feb 15, 2010 | jmomsu |
A steamboat full of fruit paddles down the Mississippi, narrowly avoiding the tornado. | ||||
| 9189 | main | 3.92 | Jan 26, 2010 | theHominid |
Amata magistri is a species of moth in the genus Amata (or Syntomis) of the family Arctiidae ("wooly bears" or "Tiger moths").[1] |  |
| Jan 28, 2010 | Julia |
The lions tried surfing, but the bears still beat them. | ||||
| 9154 | main | 3.94 | Jan 17, 2010 | *M* elzaban |
I tried to read some erotica, but found it was all people yelling on top of skyscrapers at soggy cats. |  |
| Jan 23, 2010 | ERBE |
4 matadors traveling back to the future. | ||||
| 9140 | main | 3.84 | Jan 10, 2010 | EmilyMoby |
Bob the fireman keeps a portrait of the queen in his pocket; he likes to keep his fire engine clean. |  |
| Jan 17, 2010 | freak4all |
Sonic the Hedgehog and his friend were sad when Guy Fawkes blew up the British Parliament. But Donny tried to put out the flames with a hose. | ||||
| 9139 | main | 3.75 | Jan 10, 2010 | EmilyMoby |
It's probably not a good idea to get in a bar fight with a bear. |  |
| Jan 14, 2010 | neatfeat |
Pervert Pete tried to make the penguin have kinky sex with him, but the penguin wanted Pete to go to Anartica with him. | ||||
| 9133 | main | 3.50 | Jan 9, 2010 | *M* YoHB |
This giant mysterious credit card comes with free crotch enhancing device! Sweet! |  |
| Jan 17, 2010 | wamwam |
Donny and Marie tried to stop tissue-man from sending the baby to pre-school by mail. | ||||
| 9111 | main | 4.00 | Dec 29, 2009 | Loogy Head |
I tried to hug my children with nuclear arms, but they got cancer and died. |  |
| Jan 5, 2010 | *M* YoHB |
Even in cheerful flowery meadows, trees are vulnerable to spontaneous explosion, contrary to the belief of the cute skull-and-crossbones. | ||||
| 9108 | main | 3.95 | Dec 28, 2009 | pinballwizard |
Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. |  |
| Jan 7, 2010 | EmilyMoby |
When the pitcher tried to assassinate the batter by throwing a knife instead of a baseball, the batter retaliated by throwing a pie at the pitcher - a poisonous pie. | ||||
| 9105 | main | 3.61 | Dec 27, 2009 | Loogy Head |
Why do aliens only go for the stupid in society and whats their fascination with asses? |  |
| Dec 30, 2009 | Julia |
Mary tried her best to explain the immaculate conception and the virgin birth, but her husband Cthulhu didn't believe it. He was the strongest god after all. | ||||
| 9095 | main | 3.44 | Dec 19, 2009 | IanBA |
The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of |  |
| Dec 29, 2009 | Reecer6 |
In purpleland, a nuclear explosion happens behind the mountains. A man walking off screen is shot as his buttocks questions Red Green Blue. | ||||
| 9043 | main | 2.83 | Nov 20, 2009 | Reecer6 |
In showerland, Jaywalking is frowned upon only near hospitals. |  |
| Nov 30, 2009 | puppies_5 |
raing cats and dogs | ||||
| 9033 | main | 4.28 | Nov 10, 2009 | lizard |
No matter how hard the other European countries tried, they couldn't get Switzerland to join the EU |  |
| Nov 16, 2009 | wamwam |
The panel of food voted down the amendment, causing the cheese to curse in emoticons. | ||||
| 9030 | main | 3.87 | Nov 9, 2009 | Tymaporer |
Jar Jar, you're a genius! |  |
| Nov 18, 2009 | pinballwizard |
Doc Brown tries hard to teach physics to mountain goats, yet they continue to eat the pages of the textbooks. | ||||
| 9016 | main | 4.19 | Oct 29, 2009 | meowmix |
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. |  |
| Nov 8, 2009 | fishboy5 |
I tried to explain to the Cow-Man that when shrimp turns brown, it is rotten and only suitable for polishing golf clubs. But Cow-Man said "No talking in cartoon balloons!" | ||||