| 9448 |
main |
3.86 |
Jul 15, 2010 |
misterverymean
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A monkey poured coffee in my boots. |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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Little did the unwitting campers know that mere feet away from their tent, an elderly chipmunk was busy pouring chocolate milk into a pair of their oversized slip-ons. |
| 9447 |
main |
3.67 |
Jul 13, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The angry, mustache-wearing cactus rubbed a magic lamp and got a wish: make everyone's poop explode like a bomb 10 seconds after it comes out. |
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| Jul 28, 2010 |
Taylor
|
The cactus wished for a defective toilet, he immediately regretted his decision. |
| 9443 |
main |
3.12 |
Jul 5, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Shes just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
|
Anatomy Man proves himself capable of outrunning a bullet train. |
| 9438 |
main |
3.10 |
Jul 4, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Pickles are people too! |
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| Jul 14, 2010 |
lizard
|
"What the heck is that thing?" "I dunno dude, I think it's a quilt monster." "Why is it wearing a lima bean strap-on?" "Oh shit it's coming right for us!" |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
|
The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9428 |
main |
3.00 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Woody is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is very painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows the whole thing. |
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| Jul 3, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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The sad a-little-old-to-be-in-school man gazes off into the distance while slobbering on the paper that got him an F. |
| 9412 |
main |
3.37 |
Jun 8, 2010 |
garfgarble
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A penguin begins flying in order to catch a train north to sao paolo. |
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| Jun 22, 2010 |
destinknee
|
Packing marine animals for a holiday is what makes Disco Cacti much cooler than you. |
| 9384 |
main |
4.00 |
May 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
|
Gray Goo and Green Gas fight for survival on 1 vs. 100. |
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| May 20, 2010 |
savethemooses
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The kickboxing match between the Super CK the Butterknife and Pinkie the Jeans-wearing Bar of Soap appealed to a very colorful crowd. |
| 9369 |
main |
2.84 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
|
How does one say, "I play the sentence game" in Spanish? |
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| May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
|
Blueberry toast does not like it when the masked gorilla steals their handicapped parking signs! |
| 9340 |
main |
3.95 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
Loogy Head
|
I went out to look for amanita mushrooms so I could act as Mario. Instead, I found some psilocybins, and I became Mario! |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
sanchi
|
"if I insert this mushroom in my ear a genie-mario will apear and rant me three wishes!" thought transexual |
| 9290 |
main |
3.60 |
Feb 19, 2010 |
IanBA
|
"NO!" yelled Tails, as Sonic was vaporized for violating the laws of physics. |
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| Feb 23, 2010 |
freak4all
|
The geriatric sailor fended off the sea monsters as she threw magic dust at them. |
| 9272 |
main |
3.84 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
IanBA
|
California and Washington to court for their bastard son, Oregon. Surprisingly, Tennessee gets custody. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Atles
|
Welcome to the annual ball celebrating the Radioactive Cookie-eating Pacman! You must be wearing a yellow-striped red tophat or a poofy dress to dance! |
| 9268 |
main |
3.50 |
Feb 14, 2010 |
pinballwizard
|
All right mates, we've been on the track for a while to find this amazing creature: The long haired rock wallaby. OH BOY he's pissed off now! |
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| Feb 16, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
|
Ratson McPimp, walking along the Hudson River, suddenly became overwhelmed with the shame of his business and decided to give it up once and for all; in disgust, he threw his pimp hat into the water and watched as it drifted away, slowly, slowly. |
| 9216 |
main |
3.77 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
No time to break the fourth wall! |
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| Feb 5, 2010 |
Reecer6
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The disembodied ninja heads with differently eye-scarf things watch sadly as a flower squirts ketchup onto the globe a man is holding. |
| 9213 |
main |
3.94 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
Tymaporer
|
I really should be working on college applications right now. |
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| Feb 6, 2010 |
Ringo
|
Nothing shall get in the way of me and that Pacman arcade machine! |
| 9212 |
main |
3.20 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
B0BBarker
|
Let's start off incredibly vague and then see what happens. |
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| Feb 4, 2010 |
misterverymean
|
Three bees wearing stylish sunglasses hovered in front of the painting of a limbless, long-nosed, thick-lipped jester. |
| 9210 |
main |
4.05 |
Jan 30, 2010 |
Mjollnir
|
Geronimo's Cadillac
is making all girls turn mad. |
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| Feb 2, 2010 |
Aussie-Evil
|
Leonardo da Vinci's portrait now mysteriously shows him with an eyeball beanie. This is enough to scare the shit out of the gallery visitors. |
| 9191 |
main |
4.00 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
theHominid
|
This article lists the muscles found in the human [[{{{1}}}]]. |
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| Jan 29, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
|
Zeeblork was sure he'd hired Ziggy Stardust to help him research the humans - he was quite confused when the Ziggy he received was the opposite of the rock idol he had expected. |
| 9189 |
main |
3.92 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
theHominid
|
Amata magistri is a species of moth in the genus Amata (or Syntomis) of the family Arctiidae ("wooly bears" or "Tiger moths").[1] |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
Julia
|
The lions tried surfing, but the bears still beat them. |
| 9184 |
main |
4.27 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
*M* YoHB
|
What Would Nixon Do? |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
theHominid
|
Ivan was broken-hearted, as he felt that wearing a superangry TSG face shirt was a symbol of betraying his gay lover, Paul. |