| 9474 |
main |
3.67 |
Aug 11, 2010 |
Reecer6
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I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day. |
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| Aug 20, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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A businessman on his way to work wants to avoid giving money to a smelly bum. |
| 9462 |
main |
3.82 |
Jul 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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"Get your bathroom whiter with KKK plumbing services!" |
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| Aug 12, 2010 |
freak4all
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Little did the blind janitor know that pranksters replaced the head of his mop with an eskimo. |
| 9452 |
main |
3.52 |
Jul 18, 2010 |
*M* elzaban
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"Mom, dad, I'm adopted." |
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| Jul 25, 2010 |
Tymaporer
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"Look, I appreciate you betraying the KKK to save me, but I really don't think anyone will be fooled by that white paint." |
| 9443 |
main |
3.12 |
Jul 5, 2010 |
SneakyRobot
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Shes just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere. |
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| Jul 22, 2010 |
Frozzle
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Anatomy Man proves himself capable of outrunning a bullet train. |
| 9431 |
main |
3.26 |
Jun 29, 2010 |
IanBA
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George Washington had a sh!t on a stick and told people it was OK to have unprotected sex. |
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| Jul 12, 2010 |
misterverymean
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The dead mime found painting with toxic waste to be difficult during an earthquake, especially with a shelf filled with 5 white pots and the head of a red-eyed rat creature. |
| 9423 |
main |
3.58 |
Jun 20, 2010 |
KingPixelmouth
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Take me west and I will show you my shiny marbles. |
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| Jun 28, 2010 |
lizard
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Dark man, Albino man, and Rhino man crapped bacon as they tried to defend their castle. |
| 9395 |
main |
3.90 |
May 20, 2010 |
Vethica
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In my dream I am the star. It's me. |
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| Jun 8, 2010 |
allaboutsoul
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While eating dinner, the white football player thinks about his long-lost love, a black stripper. |
| 9379 |
main |
3.92 |
May 4, 2010 |
Sparky LD
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Our moment of triumph approaches! Hahaha! It's DINNER TIME! |
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| May 10, 2010 |
Kanji_usagi
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"Cats not horse, sir." said the snooty stick figure butler as he served a small turkey to the hamburger helper mitt. |
| 9370 |
main |
3.10 |
Apr 27, 2010 |
*M* Andore
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The 2010 British election was all going to plan until the arrival of a new populist outsider candidate - MECHA-THATCHER 2.0. |
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| May 11, 2010 |
lizard
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Headless zombies express their love for each other despite the request of the number 2. |
| 9369 |
main |
2.84 |
Apr 25, 2010 |
theHominid
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How does one say, "I play the sentence game" in Spanish? |
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| May 2, 2010 |
Annabun
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Blueberry toast does not like it when the masked gorilla steals their handicapped parking signs! |
| 9366 |
main |
3.73 |
Apr 24, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Go away you stupid shadow! Stop following me! |
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| May 7, 2010 |
Reecer6
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Creepy eyes in the dark are not in fact ghosts but fat and short lightning. |
| 9342 |
main |
4.00 |
Mar 28, 2010 |
IanBA
|
Obama can go stimulate his package for all i care. |
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| Apr 14, 2010 |
Reecer6
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At the inn... "You know, husband, evolution leads to the government which leads to clumsy waiters." "No it doesn't, my husband!" |
| 9340 |
main |
3.95 |
Mar 27, 2010 |
Loogy Head
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I went out to look for amanita mushrooms so I could act as Mario. Instead, I found some psilocybins, and I became Mario! |
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| Apr 11, 2010 |
sanchi
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"if I insert this mushroom in my ear a genie-mario will apear and rant me three wishes!" thought transexual |
| 9281 |
main |
3.00 |
Feb 16, 2010 |
IanBA
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Don't laugh at me, don't call me names
Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're. all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings. |
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| Feb 20, 2010 |
cathleen
|
The king, struggling over how to turn red wine into white, approached peter at the pearly gates, who, after a gentleman's agreement and a handshake, gave him the answer |
| 9277 |
main |
3.57 |
Feb 15, 2010 |
IanBA
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The day Indonesia invades Poland will be the most confusing war ever. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
Atles
|
In Soviet Russia, Obama votes for you. |
| 9276 |
main |
4.17 |
Feb 15, 2010 |
IanBA
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The good news is that we don't have to stuff our kid's Easter baskets; we told them Amazon murdered the Easter Bunny. |
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| Feb 19, 2010 |
spideydude
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"Okay, giant mug of green beer, I hanged all those bunnies like you asked. Now will you get off my back?" |
| 9248 |
main |
3.92 |
Feb 9, 2010 |
Unaka Speech
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My Momma has a dog. |
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| Feb 14, 2010 |
jmomsu
|
Muscular Molly Ringwold performed an abortion on herself after being struck by Cupid's arrow and falling in love with Snow White's magic mirror. |
| 9212 |
main |
3.20 |
Feb 1, 2010 |
B0BBarker
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Let's start off incredibly vague and then see what happens. |
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| Feb 4, 2010 |
misterverymean
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Three bees wearing stylish sunglasses hovered in front of the painting of a limbless, long-nosed, thick-lipped jester. |
| 9186 |
main |
3.84 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
DrRob
|
The clouds began to grow dark. If the origami helicopter was ever going to fly, now was the time. |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
freak4all
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Prisoners blew a hole through a jail wall making their great escape, many didn't make it very far when a chopper with searchlights had spotted their leader. |
| 9185 |
main |
3.97 |
Jan 26, 2010 |
DrRob
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Excuse me, while I kiss the sky. |
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| Jan 28, 2010 |
pinballwizard
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Twoface teaches wooly mammoths how to play Chess. |